2015

Big Boss: Who wants to get crazy for a new year!?

"Everyone screams in joy as Asuka grabs a bowel and smashes it on the ground with everyone not screaming anymore except for her"

2016

Big Boss: Who wants to get crazy for a new year!?

"Everyone screams in joy yet again but Asuka grabs a beer bottle while screaming and smashes on Big Boss's head and screams with everyone stopping and staring at her wide eyed."

Catherine: Boss? Boss?! BOOOOSSSS!

"Screen comes up to show game over as the metal gear solid 2 game over OST comes in"