2015
Big Boss: Who wants to get crazy for a new year!?
"Everyone screams in joy as Asuka grabs a bowel and smashes it on the ground with everyone not screaming anymore except for her"
2016
Big Boss: Who wants to get crazy for a new year!?
"Everyone screams in joy yet again but Asuka grabs a beer bottle while screaming and smashes on Big Boss's head and screams with everyone stopping and staring at her wide eyed."
Catherine: Boss? Boss?! BOOOOSSSS!
"Screen comes up to show game over as the metal gear solid 2 game over OST comes in"
