"Talking"

"Thinking"

"Biju/Summons Talking"

'Biju/Summons Thinking'

"~Jutsu~" Ex: "~Kage bunshin no Jutsu!~"

Chapter 25

Kushina was furious, why? Naruto was nowhere to be found and he was supposed to be helping with the moving, even though he never actually heard about it himself. Then his two friends had promised to be there but five minutes ago they had both suddenly disappeared. Now she had to move everything and tidy up the house alone with Tayuya and Nami. Naruto would pay for this.

Naruto himself had other things on his mind.. A lot of people had been pissing him off lately and they had to suffer. Naruto would begin by pranking Hiruzen, it was long overdue anyways. Speaking of Sarutobi's, Hiruzen was no longer the only one he wanted to prank, no.. Asuma was at the top of the list as well.

Sarutobi Konohamaru Naruto's faithful and loyal follower/apprentice had gathered the so called weaklings consisting of Sasuke, Kiba, Shikamaru, Chouji and somehow Iruka. Two people Konohamaru did not know had showed up with them and what was even worse is that they actually seemed to be speaking normally with Naruto-niisan and not just waiting for orders.

Ace sighed as he walked up to Naruto "Your mom said she needed help moving"

Naruto eyes twitched "She's been back like what? 3-4 chapters and she is already nagging!"

Natsu grinned "I could take care of that, if you know what I mean"

Ace laughed and Naruto asked dumbly "What do you mean?"

"I could take care of her all night long, if you know what I mean" Natsu continued with his harmless joke, however the weaklings did not think this would end well. Did the pink haired old guy have death wish?

Naruto had enough of Natsu's bullshit "I do not care what you do on your own time! We are moving on to more important issues now"

"Who are we messing with!?" Natsu cheered.

Ace sighed "This sounds like a drag.."

Shikamaru seemed to move closer to Ace after that, maybe this guy could protect him from Naruto and let him be lazy again.

"Shut your fucking mouth Ace!" Naruto yelled and Shikamaru flew away back to his original spot.

"Anyway, Konohamaru please explain the details of our first target.."

"Ossu!"

"Wait a minute!" Sasuke interrupted and Natsu laughed while pointing at him "What is that?"

Sasuke gritted his teeth "I am Sasuke of the famous Uchiha clan"

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"Your friends sure are weird, Blondie"

"Really Natsu? Want me to get started on your friends?" Ace began remembering his first meeting with people such as Elfman and Gray.

Naruto just laughed "Natsu is right for once, they are freaks"

"As an Uchiha I demand that you tell us why we are here!" Sasuke yelled.

Naruto nodded to Konohamaru who flew over to Sasuke and then knocked him out with a chop to the back of his head.

"Anyone else have anything to say?" Naruto asked and the weaklings shook their heads.

"Good, continue young student"

"Ossu! We are attacking the old useless Hokage!" Konohamaru yelled cheerfully.

"What a drag" Shikamaru sneezed.

"R-Really?" Kiba asked.

"Konohamaru.." Naruto began.

"Alright, we are just going to perform a small prank, but we can always dream!" Konohamaru cheered.

Then two other figures flew inside the training grounds one was a green light and the other a very white or pale light.

"Do not forget about me, Naruto-sama" Sai bowed to Naruto "I will serve you and your.." "YEAH WE GET IT" Naruto yelled.

"Ossu! ROCK LEE REPORTING FOR DUTY!"

"Sit down and shut up, Lee!" Naruto told him then said "Konohamaru you suck at this.. I will have my other apprentice show you how it is done"

"What nee-san is coming here? I thought this was a guy thing, nii-san you sure are lame!" Konohamaru complained.

"Yes Natsu-neesan will show you all how it is done" Naruto said.

'Natsu?' Sasuke thought and then stared at the pink haired older guy 'Is that the one?'

"Hai hai, I am Natsu-nee.." Natsu coughed "Natsu and I will tell you about your mission"

"What is the mission anyway, Naruto? You never told us"

"Do not interrupt others, old man balls!" Naruto yelled.

Ace just smiled dumbly, sure keep going Naruto nothing will happen.

Natsu finally began explaining what they would do to Hiruzen even though he did not know anything about Naruto's plans "This is an old man we are dealing with who has many responsibilities. So naturally let's give him double the paperwork to work with. Normally we would beat him up, but since he is an old man let's go with plan B and just eat his food instead"

"Old man food" Konohamaru whined.

"Do you have anything to add, old man?" Naruto asked and nudged Ace who just sat there smiling.

"Naruto a word please" Ace said as he stood up and they walked away a bit from the others.

Natsu seemed to know what this meant "Uh kids.. you should get the fuck out of here"

"Why?" Kiba asked but the answer came from Naruto and Ace themselves as they started puching each other.

"You will die today!" Ace yelled.

"We will see about that!"

The others enjoyed watching them fight for the first twenty minutes or so but two hours in they kind of got tired of it. That was until they started using techniques and really tried to kill each other but they couldn't see that for long as they had disappeared from the training grounds. They could still hear them for a while longer and the effects of the techniques they used.

Natsu sighed "Alright kids, that is all for this month, see ya next time" and then walked back to the village heading to Ichiraku ramen.

Natsu left the others but Konohamaru held the weaklings back from leaving "We are not abandoning our duties!"

"Such youthful words, I am with you Konohamaru-kun!" Lee cheered.

"Let's just prank the old man and get it over with" Shikamaru said lazily.

"You chicken, Shikamaru? Afraid Naruto will punish you?" Kiba teased.

"I will tell Naruto you said that" Chouji answered for Shikamaru.

"Fine fine let's just do this"

"You guys will never get this done before me, I am an Uchiha an Elite!" Sasuke yelled as he ran off faster than the others towards the hokage tower.

The hokage himself knew exactly what was going on though as he had decided to spy on them with his glass ball. "Bring it on young ones!"

In wave country

"Fuck you Ace!"

"Shut up freak and bring out the fox and make this interesting!"

AN: I'm trying to decide if I should have Ace and Natsu have a much smaller part of the story after a few chapters. What do you think should I give them a bigger part or a smaller part? A bigger part basically means they would stay around and tag along on a few missions a smaller part means they will stay in Konoha but not much more than that.

Thanks for reading