Sweet Ride
Disclaimer: Don't own none of these things.
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"Ok, lemme get this straight. You built a remote control in Mahado for the Warthog...,"
Yami nodded, "Yep, but I hid it in a very specific place where no one would ever look! Unless...," he turned around to face Malik, "Hey, Pretty in Pink, did you tamper with Mahado?" he demanded.
"Why are you lookin' at me?" the pink soldier asked. Bakura looked at Yami, "So someone else controls the jeep right now?" he asked, "Along with the big gun attached to it?".
Yami shook his head, "Get a pair you two!" he looked at the Warthog, "They may have activated the jeep, but there's no way they know the secret chain of code commands to work it. Only me and my diary now that bit of info!"
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Beep Beep. Beep Beep. Beep Beep.
"There! Do you guys hear that?"
"Is it like a high pitched whistling noise with a few random clicks?"
"No...it's like a beep beep beep noise,"
"Oh...then no I don't hear anything,"
"Wa-wait, do you actually hear a high pitched whistling noise with random clicks?" Kaiba asked Yugi.
"No, I was just trying to be helpful,"
"Well you're failing, Yugi,"
"All I hear, is that voice that tells us to kill all of our friends before they have a chance to kill us...," Ryou chimed in. Kaiba and Yugi stared at him like he was nuts. Ryou looked at both of them, "What, you guys don't hear that voice?". Kaiba shook his head, "Well whatever. Yugi, you have to do something about this noise, it's gonna drive me crazy!"
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"Drive me crazy...drive me crazy...drive me crazy...,"
"DRIVE...,"
Yami leapt back from the Warthog, "Jumping Jackrabbits, they figured out the code! Curse those Windtalkers!". They watched as the Jeep began to move around on its own and they all backed away. Everyone except for Serenity, who failed to get out of the way of the jeep in time.
The jeep ran into her and she went flying into the air, then grabbed hold of the jeep as it drove off. Malik stared in shock and pointed, "Hey, she's stealing our jeep!".
"HELP! THIS JEEP IS KIDNAPPING ME!" Serenity screamed.
"...and now she's taunting us! That's just embarrassing,"
Marik turned to the Pharaoh, "Hey, Yami, new rule. We no longer take prisoners...cuz we just seem to suck at it," he suggested.
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"I see a switch down here...," Ryou whispered as he stared at Kaiba's lower half, "It's not very big,". Yugi patted his shoulder, "That's it! Just flip it!". Kaiba waved his hands, "Hold on," he looked down at his teammate, "Ryou...do you know how to work a switch?" he asked slowly.
"Uh...,"
"Ok, here's the full tutorial on switch flipping, Ryou. The switch is flipped in one direction...you need to flip it into the other direction. Just turn it around...,"
While the boys were busy with the switch, not one of them noticed the runaway Warthog a short distance away. As Kaiba said turn around, it did a 180 and went the way it came.
"Oops...Kaiba, it broke itself!" Ryou reported. Kaiba sighed, "Oh crap...,"
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The four Reds watched the Jeep as it turned around and faced towards them instead of driving in random directions. Marik gulped as the Jeep seemed to stare at them all, "Uh oh...this does not look good,"
Bakura slowly raised his hands, "Nice kitty...nice kitty...nice kitty,".
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"Ok, from what I see, there are two wires down there. A green one and a red one,"
"What about the blue one, Kaiba?" Ryou asked.
"That's your thumb, idiot. Guys, just grab whatever wire goes into the switch and fix this!" he snapped. Yugi shook his head as he scanned the small area, "Um...I don't really see which one goes there,".
"Then just yank them both!"
Ryou stood up and looked worriedly at his leader, "Kaiba...if we pull the wrong wire, you could explode!" he whispered. Kaiba sighed, "I don't really care. Just follow the red one!" he ordered.
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"TARGET ACQUIRED...RED,"
"Um...Pharaoh, you might wanna start running," Bakura suggested, slowly slinking away from his leader, "NOW!". Yami shook his head while the rest of his squad dashed for their lives, "Aw fudgepumps,"
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"Ok, I see what goes where now!" Yugi cried triumphantly, "The red one goes to the switch, and the green one goes...ugh, somewhere else,". Kaiba smiled in relief, "Good, yank the red wire. Take out the red!" he ordered.
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Yami winced in pain as the Warthog rammed itself against him, pinning him against both the wall of the Red Base and the jeep.
"Uuugh...I'm pinned!"
"ELIMINATE RED...,"
The large machine gun on the Warthog began to fire away and make it's way towards Yami's head. The others ran up to Serenity, who was currently sitting behind the stirring wheel of the jeep, "STOP IT! YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM!".
Yami sighed and shook his head, "What a way to go. Killed by my own mechanical creations," he looked to the right as the wave of bullets came closer to him, "I'm sure there's a philosophical lesson to be learned from all this...,".
"How about the dangers of technology and the unwavering pride of mankind?" Marik shouted over the gunfire.
"No. I think the lesson is to hire better help that doesn't just stand around, watching you die!"
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Kilnorc: hehehehe...hope ya like. ja ne!