Disclaimer: BLEAAAAAAAAAAACH IS AWESOMENESS AND SO IS KUBO-SENSEI and apparently my originality for disclaimers has dwindled…sighs.

Warnings: AU, OOC-ness, spelling, grammar, punctuation, run-ons, SLY-HUMOR, confu-ze-led berry boy.

A/N I have no excuse for the lack of new chapter but well…happy intermission time I guess.

~SLY~

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PREVIOUSLY

"I'm saying if you want me to watch and photograph you while you're modeling panties in front of a full length mirror than I'll do it. If you want me to model panties for you while you're masturbating I'll do it. Or if you want to dry hump while we're both wearing panties than I guess I can agree to do that too but only because I love you and can't give you what you really want just yet."

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DRUNKEN SEAHORSE

CHAPTER 17

THE INNER RAMBLINGS OF A MENTALLY EXHAUSTED BERRY!

Did I really just say all of that out loud? Am I really agreeing to playing out these weird panty fantasies of his? Is this a prank? Is it possible Grimmjow just said all this shit to get some sort of reaction out of me?

That would make a hell of a lot more sense actually. Yeah that must be it! The bastard! He's fucking with me because I won't let him literally fuck me. He doesn't really wear woman's panties and that story about him being seduced when he was a tween is a big fat lie-yeah that must be it!

Grimmjow wouldn't be caught dead in such a get up! Or even if he was it would only be if he lost his mind and couldn't remember anything and the chances of that happening are nil. What exactly is he trying to achieve by telling me all this? Is he trying to make me feel guilty but what do I have to feel guilty about?

I'm not the shameless manwhore! I'm not the one who lied and is STILL lying. But why out of all the random bullshit he could be spewing right now, why this? I need to know what's going on in that head of his.

I thought we understood each other with out words but he's said so much out of left field crap tonight that I just don't know what to make of half of it anymore. Is this really the same guy I've been obsessing over for years?

Is this really the same cocky half Canadian who blew into Karakura Town like Poseidon's storm?

Time changes a person I get that but to change to this degree? What else is he going to tell me? Can I honestly accept every part of Grimmjow? I mean I do love him but I don't know if I would be able to keep a straight face or for that matter a hard on if he came prancing into the bedroom wearing lacy panties?

Ha! Prancing! Him?! Sure I've joked/jibed that he's like a jungle cat-specifically a panther but prancing? Not likely! Anyway if Grimmjow is into this panty obsession thing what other bizarre things is this bastard into? Could it be…is he into-gah! I can't even finish the sentence in my own head.

He's always talked about holding me down and fucking me but has he ever been fucked? Does he expect me to fuck him? Did he ask Renji to fuck him or that asshole Grantz?

Grimmjow swore up and down that the three of them did nothing but fool around a bit here and there but what if he just said that to spare my feelings?

Did he…did he leave out some bits because he knows how I would react? No fucking way! It can't be! Grimmjow can't be a pillow biter? A screamer? Well there might be plenty of screams I doubt it would be in that way. But if he is…if there is some slight chance that he turns out to be more of a lazy lion than a-yeah not going there so not going to finish that train of thought either!

Gaahhhhh this is so damn irritating! As much as I want to shut these thoughts out of my head they keep coming. What if the real reason Grimmjow has messed around with girls and guys-what if a part of him feels like a woman? I can't believe I just thought that. Fuck! What is wrong with me?

What should it matter? At the end of it all he's still Grimmjow right? I mean everyone has there strange fetishes or desires or whatever right?

Right. Right it's just a fetish he's not a lamb in wolves skin he's still every bit the Alpha male he's always prided himself on being.

Maybe I'm getting it all wrong-maybe this panty thing is part of his upbringing. Is it natural for Canadians to go to lingerie boutiques with their mothers? Gah! What the fuck? Seriously why the hell am I trying to stereotype now…that has nothing to with.

Besides which can my thoughts come off any more asinine I mean really…what the fuck? I should be ashamed at myself. I don't know jack shit about Canada or Canadian upbringing or whatever.

I need to stop this is ridiculous. I'm starting to lose track of things.

Should I just come out and ask Grimmjow all of these questions? I could but something tells me it would blow up in my face especially since he's made it more than clear that he is quite sick to death of my questions.

I can't help it though! It's not my fault that my mind is racing like this. Should I talk to Shiro and Ulquiorra about this? The two of them are always going on and on about fun times and experimenting and outer appearances being deceiving and all that. What's that Shiro said? Something like 'the mild mannered tax attorney is actually a raging bull while the hot-tempered cage fighter is …NO! STOP! Seriously this is getting RIDICULOUS!

Even if Grimmjow has done or considered these um…types of things it's none of my business! Not really. At least not yet. We'll cross that road when we get there.

Yes that's right OUR road is just beginning.

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TBC

2 things:

1) Please check out my new one-shot split into 2 parts…White Reindeer and Reluctant Santa (found in SLY's WINTER BERRY COLLECTION

And 2)

LMAO…additional note on Ichi's intermission

PS I blame this on all those authors/fans out there who are big into the whole "reversible" thing. Stop TRYING TO BRAINWASH ME! IT WON'T WORK. UKE!BERRYICHI FOREVER!

REAL CHAPTER NEXT TIME

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~SLY~