Canada your not going to believe this! I was in the girls locker room changing and my friend brought in maple syrup! And I was like: Maple Syrup! And I realized that it looked funny for a maple syrup bottle, and then it hit me. It was fake stuff engineered to look like maple syrup! So I rolled around in horror and shock about it until my other friend threatened to pour it down my bra! Can you believe that! People are pretending to have maple syrup, and the fakey stuff doesn't even taste good!
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H-how terrible! F-f-fake maple syrup? H-how will people know t-that they're maple syrup is p-pure and un-untainted? A-and how r-rude of her to try to p-pour it down your b-b-bra. W-what can we do t-to stop this i-imposter m-m-maple syrup m-m-madness?