It was a cold and chilly afternoon Dean and Castiel have snuggled on the sofa to watch a film. Dean was hugging Castiel close because ever since the beginning of the pregnancy his skin was really sensitive to just about everything especially the cold. So Castiel was taking extra care by wrapping up nice and snug.

"I don't understand this film…it is very confusing the story line is impossible to follow." Castiel was still new to the human hobby of watching a movie sure there had been several pornos and a few other factual documentaries but apart from that he was new to this.

"Well cas this guy here has sort of taken on a mission to protect this girl from Satan and he has to stop him from having sex with her before New Year, get it now?" Dean had seen end of days so many times that it almost matched the times he'd seen die hard it was that good, not herby gone wild good but more the unborn good.

"Oh so he is the noble man in this he is like an angel am I correct?" Castiel himself was sent on a some what similar mission except he was preventing Lilith as well as Lucifer from getting Dean and killing him but not for the same reasons.

"Sorta he was doing it not only for his sake but the rest of the world. So I guess he was sort of like her guardian angel, in a way." Dean remembered the part in the church when he finally believed and became pure enough to sacrifice himself.

"I particularly don't like this film very much, this Satan is my brother Lucifer no matter who much I hate him the writers have made it out as so that my brother is some sort of womaniser when in fact he is a man of monogamy." Castiel had never had a strong bond with his brother but for one when he was up in heaven he kept his hands clean. He was a straight forward person he was known for loving too much actually.

"Well I guess they don't know him as well as we do. Here is an idea, it is not the best idea and if it goes wrong then all heaven falls but if not then harmony everywhere. How about we invite Luci to the wedding, how knows maybe this is what he needs to get back into daddies good books." Dean couldn't imagine this going well but after all it was worth a try, to keep the demons at bay and the angels from smiting each other this could be all revolved…hopefully.

"No Dean that's a catastrophic idea what would posses you to think such things, we have been separated from him for millions of years and that is the way it has been. It should not be messed with." Castiel was shocked he would have thought Dean would have learnt by now that Lucifer was not to e trusted. Even after what happened with Sam.

"I was just thinking that if mr bad egg could get back on his pedestal he might just feel liked enough to be nice. You know stop the reign of evil and all that other harmony crap." Dean was hearing himself talk but for some reason no matter how manically stupid it was he couldn't stop his motor mouth run.

"That is a bad idea that if fails could be worse than anything ever plagued upon humanity and the angel's the cost is too dire to even try without one hundred percent certainty of a positive outcome." The idea was stupid enough to work but if not then it was stupid enough to blow up the universe. No telling what could actually happen but no one was willing to take a chance so risky.

"Yeah I know it was a waste of breath why don't we just ignore what I said and watch the last of the film. Plus I need my angel to cover me for this bit, please." Dean needed to stop talking before he said something that he could get in trouble for or something else, the last thing he wanted right now was for the angel squad to show up.

"Ok Dean, although im sure a man of your stature and knowledge can withstand a simple sacrifice." Dean sighed heavily, Castiel didn't get it so what was the use instead he chuckled slightly at the innocence that Castiel proved to be made off.

Two days later….

Sam and Dean were ready to head out after a week of being cooped up in the house plus the only reason why they were going to leave the house was only because Wing had ripped up the phone cable and peed on Sam's laptop. There were a few things Dean needed to get but was ashamed to say.

"Your damn dog Dean you promised to look after it, and look what happened…it peed on my laptop! Of all places my laptop!" Dean couldn't help but laugh, he had taught his dog so well. Sam's face was thunderous any second Dean was about to see the lightening.

"Don't look at me Sammy I didn't wiz on your computer. You shouldn't leave it lying around." Dean thought this entire situation was funny. It was the highlight of his week it really was. There was nothing to do at bobby's that they hadn't done already.

"Dean I know you played a part in this. Why are you even here anyway?" Sam didn't know why Dean was there after all this was only a one man job that he didn't need to be watched over doing to. This was his break from Dean but Dean decided to tag along anyway.

"Um…well I need new pants." Sam smiled, this was hilarious his brother had literally gotten too big for his bridges.

"Dude…" Sam started to laugh as his stormy face soon disappeared along with his big throbbing vain. Instead it was replaced with a huge smile line and watering eyes.

"Shut up Sam…im literally having to pull down my shirts to cover my zipper. I can't button them up anymore if I run my pants will fall down. Not even your gigantor jeans fit. And im supposed to get bigger." Dean was ashamed and embarrassed however this was what was to be expected and Dean knew full well that this wasn't the end of Sam's hysterical laughter and his tight clothes.

"I just would have thought you would have got cas to pop you up some clothes? After all he is your baby daddy." Dean's face dropped, he had once called Castiel his baby daddy during sex and cas didn't like it much.

"No he kind of hates it when I do things like that. He says that it is an undermining way of using his angelic powers." Dean slid his hands into his pockets and yawned already he was tired and he hadn't even got up the road yet.

"I guess it's kind of a step down from exorcising demons you know." As true as it was, Castiel's powers were still going to waist if he wasn't using them he might as well just give in to those little things.

"I guess, wow im tired just walking around. I don't have enough energy to do this." Sam and Dean stopped suddenly as there was a giant breeze coming from behind them, along with the sound of wings.

"Wow." Dean was grabbed from round his waist and spun around a few times.

"Surprised to see me? I got bored." Evie let Dean go gently but as she did she noticed Dean's pants slip down to just below his ass. She couldn't help but laugh at the busted button and the loose zipper.

"Hey…wow that made me feel sick man what the hell!" Dean yelled as he cuddled his mid section. The feeling eventually died down but it still messed up his head because as soon after he started to feel dizzy.

"Mucho simpatica. So mi amigos voy a la de comrapas? And can I get in on it? Wait better yet im going any way. How's that mi ambarazado amigo?" Spanish was never one of Evie's favriout languages although it was similar to Latin and English it was confusing.

"English?" dean didn't get languages at all he got English and the basics of Latin but not much more. Sam was more of a wiz at the written side. Dean was more of an action guy not a studying guy.

"Ok translation…very sympathetic. So my friends are we going to go shopping? Bluda bluda blah my pregnant male friend. Now do you get it?" she was cocky she felt like the smart ass of the bunch.

"Not one for anything non English you understand right. Sammy here probably understood though he's always hovered over his laptop probably watching foreign porn. Such a sad bastard." Sam shot dean a look before sarcastically smiling and nodding his head.

"Says you…you watch anime porn and not even henati its yoai. Talk about sad bastard." Gay porn but in anime was probably the worst thing for Sam. It was hard enough coming to grips with his brother being gay but his brother watching gay porn is just too much.

"Why do I need porn…? I have cas when I want it I get it without having to jerk off to other saddos like you Sammy my boy. Trust me what you watch even the kinkiest of shit I've done it ok." Sam cringed and almost heaved.

"Ok too much brotherly love here. Im not one to turn down an interesting conversation about my brother's sex life. And Sam I've seen you so don't lie. You blame dean for watching yoai but you haven't taken into account all the narusasu porn games you just happen to have stumbled upon yesterday. For a guy you're terrible at clearing your history. Take a lesson from your brother ive searched and he is clean well I wouldn't say clean but the boy knows his way around a computer. Wink, wink." Sam blushed slightly and if it wasn't for the passers by staring at him he would have probably cried there and then. However on the opposing side the two were laughing so hard dean got a stitch and Evie was literally going blue.

"Very funny dude can we just get on with this? I want to get home quickly." Sam was embarrassed, probably the most embarrassed he's ever been. Ever.

"Ok dude lighten up it was only a joke. No need to be callin dad on me. It doesn't hurt to smile once and a while. And when we get back im teaching you to cover your tracks. The guy can weave his way in and out of an office security camera without getting caught out but yet a simple tab bar is lost on the big melon he calls a brain." Dean explained, how would have thought an almost Harvard graduate wouldn't know how to clear his history.

"Yeah im thinking of staying the night. So with age comes experience I know more than deano here so you should really learn from the master. And if Dean does watch gay porn I have a few things to show him as well." Dean winked in a playful way not meaning to actually say yes.

"Ok well I've been standing here for a few minutes not and my feet really hurt." Dean complained, indeed they had been standing there for quite a while without moving.

"I will pop us there how about that?" Dean shook his head in a firm no and Sam didn't answer.

"Every time im zapped places it fucks me up and makes me sick for hours after. Cant we take a bus, I haven't taken a bus in years." Dean knew the car wasn't an option because of his travel sickness and the cramped space.

"Ok why not. Sam?" Evie agreed and out of no where appeared three bus tickets. They just needed Sam to say yes then they could head out. Sam was still quite pissed at them for embarrassing him out in public. But what are big brothers for?

"Fine." Sam took one of the tickets and boarded the buss that had just pulled up and scanned his ticket. Dean and Evie closely followed.

"Crowded." Dean said as he looked around the bus for a vacant seat however there was none. The bus stank of an unsightly smell that made Dean cringe at first. They made their way down the lisle of the bus. Dean was stared at constantly it was like if they stared any harder they would burn a whole in the back of his head and his stomach.

"Dean here." Sam had spotted some vacant seats way at the back. They struggled to move passed the huddle of people all standing up and holding on to the handle bars. The head phones the children were listening to played very different music indeed one played rap and on rock, one hardstyle and the other jazz. Evie also got a lot of looks as she made her way down the buss, it was like they had never seen a gothic person in their lives, but society today has too many stereotypes and plus the movies don help either…

"Dude I want to get off." Dean demanded. His close space was tight and he felt extremely uncomfortable and a million and one eyes stared at him constantly some were laughing and some were just looking back trying not to stare.

"It's too late now man." Sam whispered, there was no point shouting above all of the noise.

"I told you we should have gone air travel. Plus I don't like the way people are looking at me and you. I sear if one more person turns to laugh at me im going to smite them into a pile of fairy dust. That's it!" Evie got really pissed off, she could hardly stand the humans to begin with let alone let a lower life form make fun of an angel.

"Evie calm it seriously just calm it I can deal with it so can you." Dean pulled her back from turning and booting the guy in front with her steel toed dr martins. It would have been funny to watch but Dean wouldn't stand for going back to prison not now any way.

"Ok…ok I just need to breathe and turn the noise down a little." She waves her hand and the whole bus is silent apart from her Dean and Sam.

"Miles better I can actually hear what is going on in my head." Sam said with a huge sigh. This could be worse and he felt sorry for the people who caught a bus everyday.

"It's still not as bad as the time we caught a lift in the back of a chicken van with a bunch of Mexican immigrants. That was the worst five hours of my life. The smell oh god and the Mexicans they were just nasty." Dean shuddered as he let his mind briefly wonder back to that dreadful day.

"Yeah that was terrible." Sam agreed he too shuddered, not for the same reasons but because he remembered the sweaty Mexican man, Julio who tried to put the moves on him. Now that was one of the worst things he ever had to endure.

"Wow our stop! I can't wait to get off of this moving sewer!" Dean pulled himself up with a big groan and proceeded to leave the bus after what had felt like a life time.

"Never again I tell ya it's strictly air travel for me. Huug." She shivered very suddenly as the bus drove off at a very rapid speed.

Part 2

The shopping mall was even more crowded than the bus but there was at least a decent place to sit and have some lunch. Dean was starving so he suggested that they stop at the nearest star bucks and get something to eat.

"I love the smell of a coffee house, it's a shame I can't have a coffee I could really do with one. And not any of that de caff shit either." Dean missed the taste of coffee every morning it is the thing that kept his active through the morning, apart from the usual whiskey through out the day.

"I know Dean but while were here do you want a drink?" Sam offered. They all made their way to the counter and stared at the menu boards above their heads.

"Yeah I want a hot chocolate with extra foam with a croissant and a jar of honey." Dean told Sam what he wanted and Sam was disgusted but not surprised Dean always had a thing for sweet things.

"Can I help you with anything sir?" the young man offered kindly.

"Yeah well he'll have a hot chocolate with extra foam and a croissant and a thing of honey and I want a coffee black with an apple Danish. Evie…?" Sam wasn't sure if Evie wanted to eat after all angels don't take a custom to eating human food.

"Um ok why not I'll have a Swiss roll. Please." She confirmed. Sam looked back at the young man as he nodded while jotting down the prices into the cash register.

"Is that it?" the man asked.

"Yeah that's it right?" Sam turned to see Dean still examining the menu like he wanted more which Sam had no problem with.

"Dude can I get a chicken mayo lettuce sandwich? It looks really nice." Dean watched as Sam huffed again, knowing Dean probably wont like it and him having wasted seven ninety nine.

"And a chicken mayo lettuce please. And that's all I promise." Sam watched as the price on the machine went up and up as the price finally tallied up.

"Ok then…here you go. It's thirty five ninety nine." The boy handed Evie Dean and Sam their things on trays then waited for Sam to fork over the cash.

"There you go." Sam gave him the money and in return he got a smile and a receipt. They made their way over to the little living room area which contained chairs and sofas and bean bags it was laid out like a chatting room where people go to gossip and gawk at the people out the window.

"Well these seats are miles comfier." Dean sank into the armchair then completely relaxed. If there wasn't open food and the lingering smell of coffee Dean would have fallen asleep.

"Wow this is like a bad episode of friends." Evie commented, having seen all of the friends episodes herself she had reference.

"There is no such thing as a bad episode of friends…gosh this is one of the best lunches I've ever had. Wow I want to get lunch here again." Dean took only one bite out of his sandwich and he was already falling in love. He had mayo round his mouth and a bit of lettuce hanging out of his mouth.

"Well Dean this is why there are so many fat people in America, because of places like this." All you had to do was look out the window and for every five people three were over weight and munching out on the new subway express.

"Hinting something there…?" Dean looked down at this rounded stomach and felt quite offended. The one thing he disliked about himself others picked out on and tried to use it against him.

"No…no but sure if you eat too much of this stuff you will gain excess weight that you wont be able to burn off. Trust me. Im not slightly round faced for nothing." She puffed up her cheeks and played with the left over flab on her stomach.

"What's the difference whether I eat or not? Im already fat, why do you think im here? Browsing for a pair of handcuffs?" Dean cocked a brow and smiled at the thought of cas tying him to the bed and taking him then and there.

"Wow you kink son of a bitch, that mayo round your chops makes this whole conversation a whole lot easier on me you know cas is my brother right…? Anyway there is a huge difference between baby and babies than fat you already know that." She knew Dean was always into his looks and this must be hard for him.

"I still think this is their fault." Dean pointed to his stomach, in his mind he thought he was fat but as long as others though different he was fine.

"Hurry up will ya the shop shut in anther hour and we all know how long you take picking out clothes, especially lately, everything's either too rough or itchy or too small." Dean sat back from the table in a sign of annoyance and protest.

"I like my clothes to feel comfy, god Sam for ages now I haven't been comfy in my own clothes. So for once im planning on getting the right things. Ok. Sam." Sam now felt bad for snapping at Dean, after all Dean had been complaining a lot about his clothes lately.

"Im sorry ok but we'd better make a move. You go with Evie to the clothes department and I'll go to the computer place." Sam stood up indicating he was about to leave. He missed the sitting down instantly but he stretched his legs and then felt better.

"Oh see you later Sam. Meet back here ok." Dean pointed to the Dean in front of him where Sam had been sitting previously.

"Ok Dean." Sam confirmed then shoved his hands into his pockets.

"See ya Sammy." Evie called back from her seat.

"Well im done." Dean also stood and stretched as far as he could go and put his trash in the bin. His head was spinning wildly and he had to hold onto the desk to keep himself up. But Evie was there by his side instantly holding him.

"Wow there big boy take it easy." She patted Dean on the back and watched as the young man from behind the counter came out to check if he was ok.

"Bite me princess gothica." Dean threw back. First she comforts Dean on his weight and then calls him fat after what was she on.

"Are you ok sir?" the man asked he was slightly confused as well as worried, Dean looked a bit pale.

"Im fine I just got up to quick and now I feel a bit nauseas." Dean stood upright and fixed his jacket. When out of no where Castiel appeared.

"Dean I saw you. Are you ok? Are my little ones ok?" Castiel was worried Dean hadn't felt like this in ages.

"Calm down daddy im fine." Dean watched as the young lad standing beside him looked up in confusion. Daddy, my little ones. What the hell.

"Im just going to go back…" the guy got a bit scared and went back to his post. Back to staring at them in a strange way.

"How can you see me dude what about the sigils aren't they still up?" they walked towards the exit and away from the young boy who was watching them with intense creepy stared.

"I am monitoring you in a non magical fashion." Castiel didn't want Dean to get angry which he knew he would anyway; he was surprisingly short tempered lately.

"You GPSed me dude kinda creepy just saying." Dean didn't get angry like cas had thought; he understood that Castiel had Dean's and their babies' health and safety at heart.

"I understand. Now where are we going?" Castiel asked hoping he could catch in on what ever they were going to do next; it had to be better than spending the afternoon with bobby.

"Well your going home and me and Evie are going shopping." Castiel's face dropped with disappointment.

"Ok Dean but im watching you." Castiel disappeared instantly.

Part 3

In the men's clothes department Evie and Dean are looking on the shirt rack when two women come over and start to have a conversation about marriage.

"Well Kelly im glad you came with me Robert would have never been able to pick out his suit and im hopeless at men's ware." Samantha rubbed Kelly's arm and sighed.

"Im your best friend and maid of honor im here for you man." Samantha was a bit more tomboy looking with short boyish hair and big black glasses. She wore a jean jacket and leather pants with a pair of kicks.

"Thanks…wow what about that one?" Kelly pulled out a suit and held it up for Samantha to get a better look.

"I don't know. Wait. Excuse me sir." Samantha called over to Dean and waited for Dean to turn around.

"Yeah." Dean looked around to the two girls in front of him.

"Can we use you for a second?" Samantha heard herself and laughed, but then straitened out and acted more serious.

"Sure what with?" Dean was curious what he was needed for this could go either way.

"Well we are here picking tuxes for Kelly here's wedding and we were wondering if you would try these on for us. We wouldn't ask if we weren't hopeless at this. Plus you look like you're the same build so would you?" Dean picked up on the same build thing and yet again he was offended.

"Same build…oh you mean this…well little information im not built like this im pregnant." The girls looked blank and shocked at the same time. Thinking this guy was some wacko.

"Oh well oh sorry I guess. Are you still up for it?" they passed it off as a little insanity, and denial. The ignored it and went on.

"You still don't believe me do you…?" Dean wasn't surprised it was a lot for people to take especially strangers.

"No not really." Kelly said. She ruffled her hair and slapped her hands on her thighs.

"Ok here look." Dean opened his wallet and pulled out his latest sonogram and handed it to the girls.

"Well this isn't much to go on. This could actually be fake or not yours how am I suppose to believe this?" Dean felt like he was trying to get through to a rock, he could tell there was nothing in her brain except form hot air.

"My…god…I guess your gona have to trust me on this…" the girls shrugged and nodded.

"Ok so here try this on and come out and show us." Samantha handed Dean the suit and spun him around towards the entrance of the dressing room.

Dean pulls of his clothes and hangs them up on the hangers provided and began to dress into the suit. It was a tight fit but he managed to squeeze everything in. he looked like a ham stuffed in a tube sock but he had the guts to go out and show them.

"Well." Dean pulled back the curtain and the girls stared at him in awe. He looked so damn hot.

"Oh god you look so amazing…. I believe you." She smiled and clapped her hands in happiness. She had found what she'd been searching for.

"Why all of a sudden?" Dean looked in the mirror and straightened his jacket. He looked in the mirror in front of him and he smiled feeling proud and happy with the man staring back and smiling at him.

"Your glowing!" Dean's smile sunk quickly at the very thought, he was glowing.

"Im what…?" Dean was scared, he now realized that he couldn't hide the fact he was pregnant now it was visually apparent all over his face.

"You just look purely happy, glowing you know…" she ran up and hugged Dean tightly and nuzzled her face into his jacket.

"Wow you said it your self pregnant remember triplets dude not enough space as it is." She immediately let go and straightened Dean's jacket back out.

"Sorry." Evie and Samantha walk over to the happy two.

"What'd I miss?" Samantha asked looking around.

"Yeah." Evie agreed.

"Oh nothing but im going to get this suit." Kelly whisked Dean back into the changing room to get re dressed.

"What's going on?" Samantha was unsure of what had just happened but she was sure it was something she didn't want to know.

"Im guessing something really girly…" Evie huffed and looked down at her shoes. She was glad she missed the very interesting conversation one thing worse than girly girls it was girly girl conversations.

"Thank god we missed that hu?" Samantha couldn't picture anything worse, although being friends with Kelly she was always stuck in places like this but it still made her sick thinking about things like that.

"Yup." She agreed thankfully.

While back in the changing rooms Dean was fully dressed again and walking back out. "Kelly…right? I would appreciate if you didn't tell people about this. Not that I don't want people to know but I just don't think people would be able to take." Dean was serious; he pulled her over to one side and stared at her.

"Uh sure it will die with me." Kelly answered. Little did both of them know the dressing room attendant was standing behind them both listening to every word. She was and every one knew, she was scheming.

She was a demon! Working for Crowley getting a little pay back for the souls and purgatory incident and this was the perfect thing to share with the world what the Winchesters have been hiding underneath Dean's shirt. This was the beginning of a new dawn of a new rain of terror.

Evie and Dean prosseded to shop until they were satasfied then after that they went back to the Starbcuks to meet Sam. They then flew as appose to taking the public bus.

Authors note: soo sorry for not updating I have been not busy at all just haven't had inspiration. However my mum gets home at five and I get home at four twenty and I don't really want my mum to catch me righting this. She once caught me writing a Clex (clark and lex from smallville) slash scene and it wasn't good I gotta say. She read it and told be off and took my laptop for a while so im doing this on the sly that's why I normally update at night. But review please I haven't had a review in ages! Love ya all of ya!