Herschel Presents: Candlehead's DuMbEsT MoMeNtS

Episode 25: The Dead Battery Problem

Guys, I am SO thrilled that this story is on the verge of becoming only my second story to surpass 200 reviews! Who will be the lucky 200th reviewer? In this episode, Candlehead is playing on her iPad when the batter goes dead and she lent her charger to Vanellope just an hour before. How will she charge her battery when it only has 5% left?

Herschel Nougatson and Herschel's Flix belong to ME.

Ron Cinnadon and Ron's Pizzeria belong to Smokescreen2814

(Sugar Rush, Candlehead's House)

"Ahh! No way he should have died!" Candlehead whined when she failed to kill all the enemies on the Angry Birds screen. "I swear this is rigged more than the Chase!" She grumbled and begrudgingly tapped 'Restart' on the main menu and started on the first level. But suddenly, her iPad froze with a message that read, 'Battery Percentage Left: 5%.' "No, I just lent Vanellope my cable," Candlehead whined again and thought of ways to charge her iPad. Suddenly, she got an idea and put her iPad in Airplane mode to save her battery.

"I know just what to do!" She declared and raced outside to her kart and took off for Herschel's theatre. Once she got there, she ran inside and up to the concession counter and started pounding the wall to get Herschel's attention. Herschel popped up from behind the counter and found a fist contacting his face.

"OW! SON OF A-" He started while holding his cheek. Not noticing she just punched the theatre owner, Candlehead started shouting gibberish.

"Herschel! You've gotta help me! Do you have a cable to charge my iPad?" She begged and set the tablet on the counter.

"No, I don't Candlehead," Herschel replied annoyingly, "I only have an iPad 2; so I don't have the special fire wire cable," he explained and went back to cleaning the counter. "Now please leave, I'm shut down for the day to count inventory and I can't have you messing anything up," Herschel explained.

"Okay, thanks anyways Herschel," Candlehead grabbed her iPad loosely and accidentally chucked it out the front glass door, breaking it. "Hey Herschel did you know your door is broken? Better call Mr. Felix," Candlehead ran back to her kart and started it up. Herschel's right eye twitched and he clenched his hand on the counter, growling.

"Hershey, are you okay?" Sticky asked from the back room. Back with Candlehead, the ditzy racer raced over to the nearest building on the block, Ron's Pizzeria, just now reopened after her latest escapade while working at Ron's restaurant.

"Please, please, please let there be a cable!" She begged and parked in front of Ron's Pizzeria. Ron was inside with Crumbelina, cleaning up the restaurant and cooking Pizza's.

"Cinnamon Bun Pizza up Ronny!" Crumbelina declared from the kitchen.

"Thanks babe!" Ron called as he wiped down the counter and looked up to see his greatest fear approaching him. "OH NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!" Ron shouted and backed up to the wall.

"What's wrong Ron? I'm just here to ask you a favor," Candlehead asked confusingly, forgetting that she destroyed Ron's Pizzeria only a month before.

"Ronny, is everything okay?" Crumbelina asked before coming up to the front counter and seeing why Ron was freaking out.

"P-please leave!" Ron begged, "I can't afford to rebuild again," he explained nervously.

"Look, all I want is a fire wire cable to charge my iPad," Candlehead assured the restauranteur.

"Well Ron doesn't have one Candles," Crumbelina blurted, "sorry, but you'll have to go somewhere else," she pointed out the door. Ron nodded vigorously, hoping nothing happened to his precious Pizzeria. Candlehead hung her head low and trudged outside, feeling defeat. But then, she got an idea from an episode of Brandy and Mr. Whiskers.

"I've got it!" She snapped her fingers.

"G-got what?" Ron asked, unsure of what crazy idea the racer came up with. Candlehead ran to the nearest electrical socket, licked her index fingers, stuck her left one in the plug-in outlet on the iPad and stuck the other one in the wall.

"CANDLES NO!" Crumbelina shouted. Candlehead's body began to shake violently as electricity coursed through her circulatory system and out to her index finger.

"TINGLY!" Candlehead exclaimed. Ron and Crumbelina jumped from behind the counter and ripped Candlehead from the wall. The electrical circuits in Ron's Pizzeria overloaded and the lightbulbs exploded. The computer's memories were wiped from the electrical surge and the Pizza ovens were fried beyond repair.

"IT'S RUINED, AGAIN!" Ron shouted angrily and kicked a chair.

"What were you thinking Candlehead?" Crumbelina demanded. Candlehead's face was black and so were her hands. Her hair was sticking up and smoking while her Candle was fully engulfed in a tiny flame. She coughed before looking at her iPad.

"100% charge! Thanks Ron, I owe ya!" She called and started playing Angry Birds again. "OH BULLCRAP!" She whined.

"Should we tell her about her Candle?" Ron asked after calming down.

"No, it's the perfect analogy," Crumbelina replied, "a hot head for one that's full of hot air," she finished as Candlehead was driving her kart while playing on her iPad, running over random racers.

End Episode 25

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