Sonic: Um Gold, why are there 3 Pinkies on computers in here?
Because I'm sick with a sore throat and headache. But the story must go on. Plus, with 3 Pinkie's writing it should be hilarious.
Sonic: Oh poor you.
Oh that's right. I have a fourth Pinkie clone, just for you!
Sonic: WHAT? NONONONONONONONONNONO. *runs away*
Now I don't have to deal with him. Let's see the reviews!
Glimpse: Thanks!
Dragon Roberts: Thanks!
TailGatomonX3: NOW WE HAVE 6 PINKIES. THE MADNESS.
Captain: Yeah, I like us as well. DAT PUN DOE, I LUV DE PUNS.
BADA55W0RD: I would imagine Ensis is freaking out nonstop. Have fun with that Blade!
Alex the Wolf75: I guess that is true, and thanks!
Flutterlikeanangel: Thanks!
Alrighty Pinkies, LET'S DO THIS! Ow my throat ;_;
Pinkies: OKIE DOKIE LOKIE.
Gold the Fox (and Pinkies) present...
Eon Chronicles
Eonic Harmony
Chapter 25: GOING ARRRRRROUND TOWN
Blade and Ensis were both sitting next to a tree, just staring into the blue sky.
"I can't wait until this is over." Blade said, still staring into the sky.
"Yeah." is all she said in response.
Unfortunately for them Gold was in a trolling mood. Gold was just walking around and spotted them sitting there. Also unfortunate for the couple was that Rainbow was just flying around the area Gold and them were near. Gold took a quick glance at the oblivious two and called Rainbow down. Gold whispered to her a prank to pull on them, giving Rainbow a devious smile. She nodded and flew off to go get what she needed. Gold was rubbing his hands together like a madman would, which was kinda creepy and he stopped and walked around to seem not suspicious. Rainbow had come back with a greyish cloud and positioned it right above the tree. Gold got a smile and put a thumbs up to her. She bucked it once and flew off. Rain started pouring down from it, going down the leaves of the tree.
"Ensis, do you hear water or is it just me?" Blade asked.
His question was met only with water pouring on top of their heads, getting them slightly wet. Gold, a safe distance away, fell on the floor laughing. Unfortunately for him, Blade noticed him.
"Oh, hey Gold. Watcha laughing at?" he asked water still pouring on him.
Gold stopped laughing suddenly and quickly ran away. Ensis was about to go chase him but Blade pulled her back down.
"I'll get him back later. Let's go dry off." Blade said and they both got up to do so.
Gold was still running laughing the whole time but suddenly ran into Xavier and Nia, who looked beat.
"Woah, what happened to you two?" Gold asked getting up.
"Well..." Nia said recounting what had just happened.
Flashback...
Xavier and Nia were walking around talking about various things, when they would get home, why the author hasn't mentioned anything about where they were staying, and various wall breaking things.
"I'm actually hungry." Nia said with a rumbling stomach.
"Well good thing we happened to be right next to a bakery." Xavier said and they suddenly appeared next to Sugarcube Corner.
"That was convenient. Too convenient." Nia said walking in.
Xavier was immediately met with a pony to the face when he arrived.
"OHMYCELESTIAHUMANSINMYBAKERYTHISISAWESOMECANIHAVEYOURAUTOGRAPHS?" the pink pony said right to his face.
"Um, maybe later? I guess? Anyway, we are hungry." Nia said for Xavier.
"HUNGRY? YOU WON'T BE AFTER MY CUPCAKES." Pinkie said and pulled two cupcakes from thin air.
The twins ate them in delight, but saw that Pinkie still had cupcakes in her hand.
"I think one is enough for now. Thank you." Nia said rejecting the offer and started walking toward the door.
The door suddenly closed shut and locked itself, making them turn back to Pinkie who was still beaming with excitement.
"One is never enough."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
End of Flashback...
"Thirteen cupcakes...ow my stomach..." Nia said, hand on her stomach.
"THIRTEEN? SHE LITERALLY SAT ON ME AND FEED ME 20 OF THEM THINGS." Xavier said, looking at her.
"Um, wow." Gold said astonished yet amused.
"Yeah, anyway we are gonna head somewhere else to explore. Cya." Xavier said them walking away.
"Just stay away from cupcakes!" Gold said to them, making them glance back at him.
"GOLD GET BACK HERE!" someone yelled and immediately Gold ran.
With Sonic and Rainbow...
"I have to admit, Gold can pull off some good pranks every once in a while." Sonic said after listening to the prank Rainbow and Gold did to Blade and Ensis.
"Even if they are on you?" Rainbow said to him.
"Hey, I can prank him if I wanted to." Sonic said in his defense.
"I would like to see you try." Rainbow dared him.
They were in Twilight's library at the time, not much place to go besides there. Suddenly Gold burst into the house and quickly shut the door behind him, breathing heavily.
"Let me guess, Blade is chasing you?" Rainbow said which Gold quickly nodded to.
Tails was also at the library, just because that's where I said he is, DON'T ARGUE.
"Tails, get me a glass of water. Got an idea." Gold said holding the door back for dear life.
Tails quickly grabbed the cup and filled it with water from the kitchen sink and brought it to Gold.
"Thank you." Gold thanked him.
"What do you plan to do with it?" Tails asked curiously.
"Oh the usual." Gold said with a smirk and immediately moved the glass toward Sonic, making the water splash out and hit Sonic. Sonic sat there for a moment.
"GAH WATER! SERIOUSLY GOLD, AGAIN?" Sonic said looking for something to dry off in, while the other people in the household/home laughed.
"OH WHAT'S SO FUNNY GOLD?" Blade said, who mysteriously got into the house.
Gold quickly looked at the random Blade and opened the door and quickly ran, laughing the whole time. Blade gave a sigh and looked at Rainbow, remembering that she helped.
"I would fly if I were you." Blade said to her.
Rainbow just sat there for a moment with big eyes, and quickly flew out of the window, breaking it without injuring herself.
"I JUST HAD THAT REPAIRED!" Twilight yelled from upstairs, who heard the glass break.
Gold was on the run again, laughing almost manically at his pranks. Again, he ran into Xavier and Nia.
"Would you stop running into us?" Xavier said out of breath.
"You guys are even worse than before, what happened?" Gold asked again.
"Another flashback, seriously author? Anyway..." Nia said with a sigh.
FLASHBACK...AGAIN!
After their encounter with Gold they decided to go talk with Fluttershy, just because they can. They arrived and lightly knocked on the door. Fluttershy answered it, opening it a crack.
"He...hello?" she quietly said.
"Hi! We are just going around town just because we can, and next stop was you." Nia said nicely.
"Oh...okay, well...come in...I suppose..." Fluttershy said, opening the door and hiding behind it.
The twins came in and sat down. Fluttershy walked in front of them.
"I need to go feed my animals, I'll be right back." Fluttershy said and went outside to do just that.
Nia and Xavier just looked around, basically just sitting there. However, a certain rabbit caught their eyes.
"Awwww look at the cute bunny Xavier!" Nia said pointing.
"Yeah, it is pretty cute. Wait, why is it giving us the death stare?" Xavier said.
"Why is it slowly creeping up to us?" Nia said, backing up in her seat.
"AND WHERE DID IT GET THAT FRYING PAN?"
*sounds of a frying pan banging, screams, etc.*
End of Flashback...
"Well you two are having one hell of a day." Gold said containing laughter.
"I still wonder where it got that frying pan..." Xavier said rubbing his head.
"At any rate, we got somewhere else to go now. Hopefully it isn't deadly." Nia said.
Suddenly Rainbow flew over them and yelled, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
"GOTTA GO, BYE!" Gold said and ran, with Blade and Sonic in hot pursuit.
Gold kept running and running and running, Sonic and Blade right behind.
"Wait, isn't Sonic faster than me?" Gold said to the readers, causing a wall in Ponyville to break.
Suddenly, a glass of water appeared into his hands out of thin air.
"THANK YOU AUTHOR!" Gold yelled to no one and splashed the water behind him, hitting both Sonic and Blade in the face.
"DAMN YOU FOX!" Sonic yelled, getting the water out of his eyes.
Suddenly, stock chase music started going and the chase kept going like it would in an old movie. By the time Gold had ran, he made a full circle and ran into Twilight's house.
"Hey Twi, where is Tails?" Gold asked quickly holding the door.
"RIGHT HERE!" Tails yelled and landed right in front of Gold from the ceiling, with a glass of water in his hands and splashed Gold right in the face.
Sonic and Blade appeared looking into the house from the broke window and started laughing, also while Tails and Twilight laughed as well.
"Oh very funny, didn't expect Tails to do that." Gold said semisarcastically.
"Well then Goldie, you won't expect this either." Twilight said with a smirk and stopped using her magic on a bucket right above the door, making water splash onto Gold, getting him even more wet, and making everyone laugh again.
"Well then. Did not see that one." Gold said, not even sarcastically, because it was a surprise that she did that.
Suddenly, Xavier and Nia walked in and plopped themselves onto the couch.
"No wait, let me guess. Applejack kicked you where the sun don't shine or something, or Rainbow accidentally crashed into you." Gold said to them, still soaking wet.
"Oh no. Different." Nia said.
THIRD FLASHBACK IS THE CHARM...wait what, WHICH ONE OF YOU WROTE THAT?
With basically no where else to go, the twins hoped to go somewhere where they wouldn't be injured, Rarity's boutique. Well they were wrong.
They had just arrived and they greeted her, "Hi Rarity, we are just walking on by."
Rarity looked at them for a second and immediately ran to the back and came out holding dozens on dozens of outfits with a big grin.
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
End of Flashback. AGAIN. FOR THE LAST TIME. I PROMISE.
"72 outfits..." Nia said.
"Those suits made me feel like I was being squeezed to death." Xavier said, trying to forget the memory.
Everyone just laughed at their funny misfortune, and enjoyed the rest of the day. For tomorrow, would be a very intense and special day.
Shorter chapter, but hey that was hella funny, right?
Pinkies: Right!
You clones enjoy that chapter?
Pinkies: Right!
Are you just gonna agree with no matter what I say?
Pinkies: Right!
You all are a bunch of idiots, right?
Pinkies: Right!
*sigh* Well, they did help with the humor. Hope everyone enjoyed this last big humor and relaxation chapter, because it is the last one...for now. There is like 3 references in this chapter, see if you can spot them. Thank you for reading, thank you to all my reviewers, leave a review if you would like, follow, favorite, yadda-yadda-yadda, and as always,
*in harmony*
Pinkie 1: EEEEEEEEEE
Pinkie 2: EEEEEEEEEE
Pinkie 3: EEEEEEEEEE
All: EEEEEEEON OUT!