Hey, everyone! I was planning on waiting until Volume 3 was finished, but I've been thinking about a few Chibi situations for Team SCRN and couldn't wait to share them with you, so here it is. Obviously, this has nothing to do with the actual canon of Team SCRN and is only intended to be a funny, light-hearted distraction from all the things all of you are nervously awaiting in the next volume. It might be hard to imagine Team SCRN as chibis, but trust me, there is fanart on Google to help you, if you look up each member individually. But without further ado, I give you...

SCRN Chibi!

1: bonding.

Jaune was excitedly walking down the street with a less than thrilled Kratos. "Oh, man! This is great! I can't believe we're finally hanging out together! Well, you know, besides training, but it's nice to have a little guy time when we're NOT swinging flaming swords or giant gauntlets at each other." Jaune said excitedly as Kratos huffed.

"Yes... Pyrrha insisted that we..." Kratos started, shuddering a bit before he spoke again. "Bond with each other. I told her there is no greater act of bonding between men than training and preparing for the next battle ahead of us... But she used her puppy face... And I was powerless..." Kratos said, hanging his head in shame.

"Riiiiight." Jaune said awkwardly, unsure of how else to respond, before perking up once more. "So! Where do you wanna go? Feel like getting something to eat? My tummy's running on empty." Jaune said, holding his stomach as Kratos growled a bit at Jaune's childish explanation of hunger.

But, as annoyed as he was, he had to admit, getting food did sound like a good idea. "Yes. I want to get some noodles." He said.

"Sweet! Where do you wanna go?" Jaune asked.

"In the direction of noodles." Kratos said simply.

Jaune slouched a bit at this, getting his own annoyed look. "Uhh, yeah, you know, Kratos, there's a lot of different places to get noodles! You could probably go in any direction and find a place to get noodles... Probably strangely run by the same old man that runs every other store in town." Jaune said, thinking about it at the end.

"Then stop complaining and start walking." Kratos said, walking away, Jaune groaning and rolling his eyes, following his mentor.

2: Ninja vs. Nurse.

Ryu was attempting to sneak through the halls, but was not doing so effectively, looking pale, coughing and sneezing as he headed to class, yet looking around nervously, as if some unknown dangerous was coming for him. "Ryu!" Ren said, walking up behind the ninja, causing him to jump. "Are you okay? You look a little sick." He said, but Ryu suddenly covered his mouth with both hands.

"No! Not sick! Completely fine! Don't say that word!" Ryu said frantically, pulling away from Ren, who immediately began rubbing his face, particularly his mouth area, with hand sanitizer, following with mouth was and breath spray. "I'm perfectly fine, Ren, thanks for asking. I've just been out of the sun too long. Been playing that new game, CombustionCerulean!" Ryu lied. (That's a Remnant rename of Blazblue, for those of you that didn't get it)

Clearly, however, Ren didn't buy it. "Uhh-huhhh... And the coughing and sneezing?" He asked.

"Bayonetta went crazy with her perfume this morning. The whole room is a pink fog. Ozpin even ordered the room to be sealed off for the rest of the day so it could air out." Ryu said.

"For some reason, I don't believe you. Maybe you should go see the nurse." Ren said, but Ryu covered his mouth once again.

"A nurse is exactly what I'm trying to avoid right now! If I'm lucky, I can still make it to class without running into..." Ryu said, before a shadow suddenly loomed over him, causing him to turn in horror to see Nora wearing a nurse's outfit standing behind him with a crazed look on her face. "Nora..." He said fearfully.

"Aww... Is my big, strong ninja feeling sick? Why don't you let nurse Nora help! I'll start by taking your temperature..." She said menacingly, pulling out a thermometer.

"No! I'm perfectly fine! In fact, I'm about to go for a run!" Ryu said, running as fast as he could from the deranged nurse.

"Come back here, Ryu! Just let my love cure you!" Nora said, chasing after him.

Ren watched in concern as Nora pursued Ryu, knowing the worst would befall his friend if Nora caught him. "May you move with the speed of a falcon to stay ahead of her, Ryu." He said, but then shrugged. "Better you than me, though." He said, starting to walk off, before letting out a few coughs, his eyes widening in horror.

3: In the nick of time.

Ruby entered her dorm, looking for the rest of her team, when she suddenly spotted a particular book under Blake's pillow. She zoomed over to it, examining it with interest. "Ninjas, huh?" She said with curiosity. But before she could open the book and start reading, it was suddenly no longer in her hands and was instead in the grasp of Bayonetta, who looked at Ruby disapprovingly. "Oh, come on, Bayo! It's a book about ninjas, it has to be good!" Ruby said.

"Oh, trust me, it's good." Bayonetta said with a blush, before shaking her head and looking back at Ruby. "But that's not something you should be reading! Here, have a Camp Camp comic, instead." She said, handing a kiddie-looking comic to Ruby instead. "I need to go talk to Blake about hiding her smut somewhere else... But first!" Bayonetta said, walking away and reading the book. Ruby watched her leave in disappointment, hearing her voice again when she was out of the room. "Now that's a katana!" She said, to which Ruby slouched and grumbled.

Later on in the kitchen, she came across her dad struggling to feed pills to Zwei. "Hey, Dad. Zwei still not taking his meds?" She asked.

"Yeah. I'm trying to keep him healthy and the ungrateful dog won't just take his medicine, which is more expensive than anything I take!" The older Xiao Long said.

"Aww, the poor Zwei doesn't want his meds? That's okay, buddy! You don't have to take them." She said, kneeling down and petting the corgi, getting him excited and happy, before she stood up and held out a treat. "Here, boy, have a treat. You earned it." She said, producing a treat, to which Zwei excitedly ran in a circle for, before reading himself to catch it as she tossed it, but the only thing entering his mouth has her hand and the poor corgi could feel the pill rolling down his throat. "Well, my work here is done. See you." She said, leaving as Zwei growled bitterly.

A few hours later, Bayonetta was walking down the courtyard when she noticed Yang repeatedly lunging at Blake, who vanished out of the way each time. Eventually, she finally gave up, the two stopping by Bayonetta as Yang put her hands on her knees, trying to catch her breath as Blake simply walked away with an amused smile. "Hey, sis. What was that about?" Bayonetta asked as Yang looked to her in surprise, before a mischievous smirk crawled on her face.

"I couldn't get Blake, but maybe I can get Bayonetta!" She said to herself under her breath, before lunging at her sister. "Tag, you're it!" She said, lunging at her sister, only to land in the spot she was previously standing, Bayonetta nowhere to be seen. "What the!?" Yang wondered, looking around.

"No, I'm not!" She said, back at the entrance of the school, before heading in, leaving Yang to let out a small shout of rage, her eyes flaring red.

Later that night, Bayonetta entered team RWBY's dorm to say good night to her sisters and dog. "Hey, girls!" She said with her eyes closed and a smile on her face.

"Get her!" Ruby cried, Yang and Zwei lunging at Bayonetta along with the young speedster, but they suddenly froze in mid-air as Bayonetta activated her semblance, a mischievous smirk crossing her face as she pulled out a marker and drew a mustache on each of them.

"You'd think they'd have learned by now." She said, walking out and deactivating her semblance, causing the 3 to crash into each other, dazed.

Well, that's it for episode 1. Sorry I didn't have a sketch with Dante, but I couldn't think of any. If you have any suggestions for future sketches, let me know and I'll try to fit them into the next one. And get ready for next time, because we're starting Volume 3, the thing we're all worried about the most. What will happen? You'll just have to wait and find out!