Did I mention that the four-wheeler business was all from WikiHow? XD

WE SHALL CONTINUE.

I think this ones going to be amazing personally.

8D

OH and did I MENTION I love LOVE LOVE it when people that are new review? LOVE. AND darling firelid, I need clarification on the second What if. Is those blanks like ….i pick a person or…what..? (I have some preeety confusing ones in the lineup believe you me)

What If…

Sora and Roxas tricked Riku and Axel into singing karaoke?

((as suggested by the lovely NoirCat))

"Are you sure this is going to work?" Roxas whispered doubtfully to his brother Sora as they conspired against their boyfriends.

"Of course it's going to work. They cannot possibly resist us, and we get the money for their show!" Sora said triumphantly.

Roxas still looked uncertain. "Alright, if you say so…"

-------------((cut to Riku and Sora))-----------

"Hey Riku?" Sora asked quietly as he and Riku sat on his bed relaxing.

"Hmmm?"

"Do you think you could do me a…favor?"

"What is it?"

"Well…could you meet me at this address and do what I ask? I'll give you a reward if you do…" Sora crawled up over Riku's body and handed him a paper, caressing his chest.

Riku chuckled. "You make it sound like I'm a dog."

"So?" Sora said, winking.

Riku smiled. "I guess I could," he said, returning the embrace, "Why not if I could get my Sora wrapped up for me?"

------------((Axel and Roxas!))---------

Roxas looked up at Axel warily from his ice cream. There is no way in hell he is falling for this… Roxas swallowed his ice cream and looked up at Axel.

"Hey Axel." Axel looked up from inhaling his third ice cream cone. "I have a favor to ask." Axel waggled his eyebrows.

"Does it involve things of a suggestive and/or lude nature?"

Roxas looked at the table. "…Not exactly. Would you just meet me at this address and I'll explain it to you?" he asked quietly, handing him a paper.

"I dunno Roxy, I don't usually follow strangers until I get more information on where they're going to rape me," Axel replied, chuckling.

"What if I gave you incentive?" Axel looked up again, quirking an eyebrow.

"I'll let you use the handcuffs you bought."

Axel smiled. "Psh, done deal. What time do you want me there?"

----------((fast forward!))----------

Roxas and Sora stood at the entrance to the Fast Times Strip Club, where a neon sign saying 'KARAOKE NIGHT' was blinking next to a rather lude neon sign with two men 'dancing' on it.

Roxas shifted uncomfortably. "I don't think this is a good idea," he said uncertainly.

"Come on," Sora prodded, "You know Axel's going to get into it!"

"That's what I'm afraid of. Here they come." Roxas tried to smile as he saw Axel and Riku dressed in their clubbing outfits walking together towards them.

Riku looked pleasantly confused. Axel looked excited. Sora and Roxas took their hands and dragged them inside towards the backstage.

"Sora, what's going on-?"

"Shh! You're doing me a favor and performing for me at karaoke night today," Sora said, grinning. Riku's eyes widened. Axel looked at Roxas incredulously. Roxas refused to meet his eyes.

"Why Roxas, you little devil," Axel said smiling. "Give me some makeup and costumes darlings! I'M GOING FIRST!"

Roxas groaned. "No taking off your pants Axel!"

----------------((Fun time!))-----------

"This is insane!" Roxas said, sitting towards the front at a table with Sora. "There is no way he is not going to lose it."

"I thought you already took his virginity." Roxas glared over at Sora. "I'm only kidding! Seriously Roxas, lighten up! It's about to start!"

Roxas looked up warily as the lights dimmed. A flamingly-gay announcer came over the system. "Heeeeeeeeeeey guys! It's karaoke night tonight! And today we have to stars that are ready to come out and sing for you!" The audience cheered. Roxas clapped reluctantly.

"Our first star is tall, feisty, and downright fiery! Give it up for Red-Hot Axel!"

"Oh mortification," Roxas muttered as Axel came out on stage. Axel grinned to the crowd, showing off his red sequins shirt and his tight black leather pants. He waved to the crowd, taking the microphone from the stand.

"My boyfriend begged me to do this," he grinned, pointing at Roxas in the crowd. "This one's for you Roxy." he said as the music started to play.

"ONE TWO THREE UH!" Axel began, thrusting his hips out to the opening line. The audience cheered.

"Oh dear god," Roxas muttered.

"My baby don't mess around because he loves me so and this I know for shoo…" Axel sang, shimmying around the stage.

"But does he really wanna but can't stand to see me walk out the door…Don't try to fight the feelin' cause the thought alone is killing me right now…" he continued as he sunk lower to the stage, leaping back up and spinning around.

"Uh, thank god for mom and dad for sticking two together cause we don't know hooowwww….Uh! Heeeeey Yaaaaa," he chorused, gyrating in slow circles.

As the chorused continued, Roxas' face grew more and more red as Axel pulled off more and more of his shirt. The few girls in the audience, and almost all of the guys cheered as he started to pull at his pants, but were disappointed when he didn't pull them off. Roxas sighed in relief.

"You think you've got it, Ohh, you think you've got it, but got it just don't get it 'till there's nothing at AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaallllllll," he sang, holding his hands to his head and circling his hips to the song.

"He is so not allowed in my bedroom after this," Roxas said, but he was starting to talk with less and less conviction.

"We get together, Oh we get together, But separate's always better when there's feelings InvooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOlllved," he continued, repeating the action. This time, Roxas didn't even say anything. Sora watched him stare longingly and laughed. Roxas glared quickly before returning to the show.

"If what they say is, 'Nothing is forever," Axel performed some jazz hands, "Then what makes, Then what makes, Then what makes, Then what makes, LOOVVEE? So why you, why you
Why you, why you, why you are we so in denial When we know we're not happy heeeerrreeee..."

Roxas groaned quietly as Axel continued the chorus. "Don't want to meet your mama, just want to make you cumma," Roxas turned pink as Axel pointed to him, and a spot was brought down on him.

Roxas continued to watch, enraptured, until he got to the signature part. "Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it, Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture, shake it, shake it Shh you got to, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it shake it like a Polaroid Picture!" Axel sang, shaking his hips like salsa shakers.

Roxas appeared comatose for the rest of the song.

---------------((fast forward!))----------

Axel appeared smug as he strode out of the dressing room into the audience. He plopped himself down next to Roxas, wrapping an arm around him tightly.

"So how was that? Did I rock your world enough?" he said, grinning. Roxas didn't respond quickly enough. "Oi! Roxas? Anyone home?"

Roxas shook himself and cleared his throat. "….Damn."

Axel smiled. "I'll take that as a compliment. Now you two are in for it now! When I left two stage hands were trying to convince Riku to come out of his dressing room."

Sora looked uncertain. "Maybe I should go and see if they need he-"

"Ladies and gentlemen! Our next star is ready to come out and sing for us! Give a warm welcome to the dark, the mysterious, Racy Riku!"

Riku was pushed out from behind the curtain, almost falling forward onto his face. He was decked in shiny black sequin pants, a blue sequin cowboy vest, and a brown cowboy hat. Space Cowboy techno music began to play. Riku seemed frozen in the spotlight. Sora made a catcall and Riku blinked, grinning devilishly at him out of reflex.

Riku took a while to get his groove going, dancing slowly to the first few techno beats. "Here it comes, millennium, and everybody's talking bout Jerusalem," he started, semi-quietly.

"Louder!" Sora called out.

Riku blinked. "Is this the beginning or beginning of the end," he sang, finally getting into it by shaking his hand slowly and working it throughout his body, "well I've got other thoughts my friend…" he spun around in a circle and ran his hand along the brim of his cowboy hat, making his slick black cowboy boots squeak on the stage.

"See I've got my eyes on the skies, the heavenly bodies up high, And if you're in the mood to take a ride, The strap on a suit and get inside!" Surprisingly, Riku was more limber than Axel and partly break-danced, as he waved his body, partially falling to the ground and mocked strapping on a space suit.

Sora cheered. "Take it off!"

Riku smiled a shit eating grin as he pulled off his vest and swung it over his shoulder. "If you wanna fly, come and take a ride, take a space ride with the cowboy, baby," he sang, flipping a no-handed cartwheel.

"If you wanna fly, come and take a ride, take a space ride with the cowboy, baby!" Riku spun around and swung his vest over his head as strobe lights came on around him, "Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay, Whi-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo!" Riku ran down the sides of the stage, pretending he was riding a horse.

"We don't need all these prophecies, Tellin' us what's a sign," he sang, performing a mini-robot across the dance floor. "'Cause paranoia ain't the way to live your life from day to day
So leave your doubts and fears behind," he continued, starting to disco but morphing into the moonwalk mid-lyric.

"Don't be afraid at all, 'Cause up in outer space there's no gravity to fall!" Riku decided to get the audience into it and danced towards the audience, more specifically where Sora was sitting. "Put your mind and body to the test," Riku ran his hand slowly down his body, as the fans cheered, "'Cause up in outer space it's like the wild wild west!" Riku turned around to go back towards the stage and Sora slapped him on the rear.

Riku flinched momentarily, and grinned roguishly before slowly circling his hips to the refrain.

Sora catcalled and watched in awe as Riku rocked the house for the rest of the song.

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Sora flying tackled Riku as the four walked out of the strip club together. "Who knew that you could be so…"

"Crazy?" Riku supplied.

"Something like that," he said, kissing his cheek.

"They let us keep the costumes," Axel said, "They even asked us to come back once in a while!"

Roxas snorted. "Maybe."

"Oh come on Roxy, you know you liked it."

"I could practically see him drooling all over the table."

"Stuff it Sora."

"Seriously! He didn't blink for almost 3 minutes! You have problems Roxas."

Roxas smacked him in the shoulder.

"Now, if I am not mistaken," Axel said, grinning, "I do believe that both of you owe each of us favors?"

Roxas smiled devilishly. "And being in our presence isn't favor enough for you?"

Axel laughed and picked him up as he ran towards home. "We'll see you guys later!" he called out over Roxas' protests.

Sora laughed, but slowed down as he looked over at the leer in Riku's eyes. "Now Riku, can't you keep it in your pants until we get home?" he asked, slowly backing away.

"No, I don't think I will," he said, grinning, as Sora gave chase.

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Hoo. Business. I had to take a shower in between dance numbers. XP Alright its almost 1, and if I fall asleep during first period I am blaming each and every one of you.

I showed you people my undying love YOU SHOW YOURS.

::pokes:: Go the extra mile!

Love!

freaky-hanyou