-Jack sits down at the desk, and looks at the computer. Then he proceeds to log onto his myspace. He notices that his status is still set to 'In A Relationship' so he changes that to 'Swinger' (hehe) then contemplates his top ten. It is as follows..-
1. Juliet
2. Kate
3. Ana-Lucia
4. Christian Shepherd
5. Sarah
6. Mark
7. Bai Ling
8. Claire
9. Sawyer
10. Sayid
-Jack proceeds to remove Juliet and Kate from his top ten. He puts Ana as number two. He then places John Locke (who has already removed Jack from his top 10) as his first friend. Christian moves up to spot number three. He also adds Charlie to his top ten. So afterwards it looks like this..-
1. Locke
2. Ana-Lucia
3. Christian Shepherd
4. Sarah
5. Mark
6. Bai Ling
7. Claire
8. Sawyer
9. Sayid
10. Charlie
-Jack then looks at his 'All About Me'. He reads it..-
' I love Juliet so much. She's everything to me, I love her even more than I love PeeWee! We'll be together 4Ever! Me Luvin Jules 4Lyfe! Yeah Bby!!! '
-He changes it to this..-
' Me n Locke is gunna b the best cupl EVA!!!!! We will rok all da cuplz SHAYID nd SANA nd SKATE WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!! '
-Jack then checks his messages. There are four new ones, two are from Juliet, one is from Kate and one is from.. Ana-Lucia?? He reads Ana-Lucia's first.-
Message from: AnaisbeyonddaGRAVE
"Hey Jack. Just thought I'd MSG u coz you're probably wondering how Im doing. Things r ded gud ere. I'm chillin wiv all da ppl and we're smoking pot all day and getting high. So anyway life is great. Anyway, how are things? Did sum1 win that freakin gameshow yet? Anyway ttyl xxxx Ana"
-Smiling to himself Jack checks his other messages from Juliet.-
Message from: DoctorJules
"Baby u know I luff yoo! We were gonna b married remember Spain?! We had a nyc time therr!! I luff u remember dat! Msg bak ly xxxxx Joolzii"
Message from: DoctorJules
"Yoo neffa msg me bak omgz!!! Cmon Jack i luff yoo!!!! U naw u luff me more then Locke!!! or K8t!!! Jeebus plz luff me bak Jacky!!! ly xxxxx Joolzii"
-He then looks at Kate's message next.-
Message from: FrecklesontherunFROMTHELAWOMGZ
"She's msging me too. You're not alone."
-Jack then logs onto his msn account, and Juliet starts talking to him.-
JOOLZ says:
HIYAAAAAAAA!!! XXXX
-Jack-Is-Alone- says:
I DNT WANNA TLK 2 U
JOOLZ says:
OMFG! R U STILL ON ABOUT DIS JOCKE STUFF???
-Jack-Is-Alone- says:
SO WAT IF I AM? JOCKE IZ DA BEST SHIP EVA!!!!
JOOLZ says:
PLZZZZ JOCKE DATZ LYKE SAYIN HURLEY SHUD GO OUT WIV SUN!!!
-Jack-Is-Alone- says:
WELL MAYBE HE SHUD! THEY MAKE A NYC CUPL!!!
JOOLZ says:
OMG DNT U REMEMBA WAT WE HAD JACKY??? I LUFF U R U GUNNA FRO DAT AWAY????
-Jack-Is-Alone- says:
-Jack-Is-Alone- says:
YES!
JOOLZI is now offline
-Satisfied with this, Jack then starts replying to his Myspace messages-
Message to: AnaisbeyonddaGRAVE
"Hey Ana! Its gud 2 no that ur OK! Hope u visit us agen sum time! Nuff luff chica cya! xox
Message sent
Message to: DoctorJules
"LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT LYK U U R A OTHER STALKER!!!!! I WILL REPORT U 4 HARRASSMENT!!! GUDBYE!!!"
Message sent
Message to: FrecklesontherunFROMTHELAWOMGZ
"Lolz well i deleted her c yoo next round x"
Message sent
-He also sends one to Locke regarding the whole 'Jocke' situation...-
Message to: UGottaHaveFaith
"JOCKE 4 LYFEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! BABY I LUFF U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Message sent
-Jack knows he's not a funny man, but he doesn't care. With that he starts sending a message to his father, Christian, who's myspace name is WithoutmyCoffin-
AN: Yeah, not that good, but I was bored! I'm still thinking of new ideas so don't give up on me! Just for laughs, here are somemore myspace names from some of the other people of Lost...
Ethan: Babyborrower283
Artz: WatchmeExplode
Mikhail: GonnaLive4Ever
Tom Friendly: TheBeardedSuperstar
Bernard: Rose4ever
Rose: Bernard4ever
Colleen: Gotshotdown
Danny: SkateisHateJateisFate
Cassidy: OhdarlingClementine
Nadia: ThenameisNOTNoor
Bonnie and Gretta (Joint account): MikhailKilledMe
Penny: Dezzyismine420
Sarah: PregnantIsItJacks
Tom: IH8Katie
Kelvin: Hatchman20
Yemi: IPwnCozPplCMeInVisionsIsThisName2Long
Any of Nikki's relatives: myspaceurl