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Ch. 25

Millicent Bulstrode

After having been dragged away by the angry centaurs the evening before, Umbridge was in a foul mood. Once the fifth year Gryffindors and Slytherins filed in for today's lesson, she rudely ordered everyone to get their textbooks out and turn to page two-hundred and twenty. After sipping some of her tea, the angry undersecretary got out a pointer stick to point to some details on the blackboard. A few minutes into the lesson, the evil toad of a woman felt her insides act up (forcing her to grasp her stomach).

"Ooh!" Umbridge responded, trying to keep her insides acting up concealed.

She tried to make a mad dash for the loo in her office, but that was when more trouble occurred. Umbridge ended up defecating herself as soon as she turned her back to the class. Her pink cardigan skirt had a smelly, brown spot on it. Most of the students (including Harry 'the brat' Potter) were laughing in hysterics at Umbridge's 'accident.' The only ones who weren't were those part of the Inquisitorial Squad. Umbridge felt herself defecating again, with her waste dribbling down her skirt and knickers, and dripping onto the floor. The evil toad tried yelling at the class to get order restored, but she defecated for the third time, resulting in class being cancelled. After Umbridge got herself cleaned up and into a clean set of clothes, she stormed out of the classroom on a warpath to find the one student she believed was responsible. The toad found him wandering the corridor on the fourth floor.

"Alright, Potter," snapped Umbridge. "What did you put in my tea?"

"What're you talking about?" asked Harry.

"You know exactly what!" Umbridge snapped again. "You put in some kind of potion that made me have a little accident during lessons!"

"You can't prove it!" Harry mocked. "Anybody could've put a laxative potion in your tea."

"Now, but I…" Umbridge began saying as she whipped her wand out, until…

Wham!

The toad felt her jaw getting punched by a bulky, brown-haired Slytherin girl. Umbridge looked at the girl's face and recognized her as Millicent Bulstrode (who apparently was supposed to be in the Inquisitorial Squad).

"Shame on you, evil toad!" screamed Millicent in Umbridge's face, as loud as possible and pointing a finger in the toad's face. "The way you treat Harry is inexcusable! He never did a damn thing to you that made you hate him! You're just a mean-spirited and spiteful person!"

"You're not supposed to…" Umbridge tried speaking.

"I didn't join that stupid squad on my own free will!" snapped Millicent while glaring at the toad. "Malfoy forced me into it, or he'd have fatally poisoned me. I even gave him a taste of his own medicine with Harry's help!"

"How?" Umbridge demanded.

"That's for me and Milly to know and for you to never find out!" mocked Harry.

"But Harry and I have a suitable punishment for you, toad." said Millicent.

"Now's the time for you to face retribution!" said Harry.

He and Millicent pointed their wands right where the evil toad was standing and cast a spell. This resulted in the floor underneath Umbridge opening up like a trap door. The undersecretary fell through and started sliding on her rear end for an unspecified amount of time. After sliding through for who-knows-how-long, Umbridge finally slid off and fell into some kind of fighting pit. Then a 'grim' walked up to her once it came in and growled, frightening the toad. Umbridge knew that there was no escape from her predicament. Then a hippogriff entered, with the 'grim' backing away to let the proud creature deal with the undersecretary.

"Well, looks like we have a worthless piece of…" Umbridge taunted.

"Don't insult any hippogriff, Umbitch, especially Buckbeak." Harry warned.

"Well, it is a bloody chicken." Umbridge professed.

Buckbeak yelled in the toad's face, utterly frightening the evil woman. Then Buckbeak swatted Umbridge with a clawed foot, slashing the toad across the torso and leaving three, very long bloody scratches. Then the hippogriff turned around and kicked the toad in the nose with it's hind hoof-like feet. Umbridge saw stars dancing through her vision as the pain became unbearable, which also resulted in her eyes squeezing shut very tightly. Then the hippogriff started mauling the toad in such a way that it killed the undersecretary. Buckbeak dragged Umbridge's corpse away with him, as the 'grim' approached Harry and Millicent and turned into Sirius.

"Well, it looks like we can all pass Umbitch's death off as a tragic accident!" said Harry. "Since she and most other ministry employees passed Cedric's death off as one, thus insulting his memory.

"But hardly anyone will be upset to hear that." stated Millicent.

"For sure." Sirius agreed, then he turned his attention back to Harry. "I'll let you and Miss Bulstrode have some alone time."

"Alright, stay safe, Sirius." said Harry and Millicent in unison.

"I will." assured Sirius.

He transformed back into the grim and left through the same pathway Buckbeak took. Then Millicent pointed her wand at herself before saying, finite incantation. Then her bulkiness disappeared, revealing Millicent to be at an average size for a fifteen-year-old female (but she had some muscle on her). Harry was taken aback because he hadn't expected Millicent to be something like a female bodybuilder.

"That chubbiness being fake was to throw everyone off." Millicent informed Harry. "Just so neither Malfoy nor the rest of his kind will try to rely on me for protection."

"That's amazing, Milly!" said Harry with admiration in his voice. "I'd hate that, too. I'm more interested in personality than looks."

"How about a snogging session, my handsome Harry?" asked Millicent with a smile on her face.

"Sounds good, my sweet Milly!" Harry agreed, smiling back.

Then the two began making out as a way to celebrate Umbridge's permanent downfall. No more Inquisitorial Squad, no more educational decrees, no more blood quill detentions, no more lifelong quidditch ban for Harry, and certainly no more prison-like environment. Most of all, Harry and Millicent had each other.

The End!

Author's note 1: Another one-shot finished. Which girl should be with Harry in the next one-shot? Please let me know in a review or a PM. Happy reading!

Author's note 2: A shoutout to a guest reviewer for suggesting that Harry find a way to make Umbridge defecate herself while teaching.