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Okay guys, so it's been a long time, again.

I know you'll be thinking, why the fuck hasn't the bitch updated, she promised she would be back last chapter!

Yes, I know I did.

But, I have a few reasons that have stopped me from doing anything writing related up till now.

My first reason is I went to see Take That live, my brother surprised me with tickets, they were fucking amazing.

And I did Race For Life. I don't know if anyone outside the UK knows or does anything about it because my culture knowledge sucks. Basically, it's for cancer research and a whole load of females run 5KM to raise money to support cancer research and stuff. A close relative of mine was supposed to come along with my family to support me but, the day before the race she passed away. It turned out to be from cancer.

I ran the whole race in 27 minutes, for her.

Her death has been such a shock to me and all I've been doing is crying. I have been an emotional wreck; I could barely stay focused at school, let alone writing.

So, to everyone, I'm sorry, really.

"I want everyone to know you're my baby." Kendall said sweetly to me, turning his attention back to me.

"You know, this has made up for the complete idiot you've been today." I told him giggling lightly as he pouted slightly at me.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it! You two are actually disgusting. Can we just get on with the operation now?" James whined.

"Remember, just stand and look pretty. I'm gonna sort everything out." Kendall gave me a brief kiss on my cheek for the third time today before setting off with the guys, bouncing into action and running off to do God knows what.

Like it or not Kendall was romantic at heart and he knew it.

I can't believe that we are finally going to make it official.

What would people say?

What would people think?

More importantly, what would Griffin do?

I finally wandered back into the main studio a few minutes later at a comfortable and stealthy distance that I could still see what was going on.

Miles and Ed were standing behind a black desk that had numerous organic items that Ed owned.

"We are live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1."

"Welcome back, Florida Chef Holiday and the Hollywood Minute are coming up. Right now I'm with actor and green environmentalist Ed Bagley Jr. Ed, welcome to the show." Miles turned and shook Ed's hand.

"Miles it's a pleasure to be here. I have some wonderful energy saving objects to show your viewers." As Ed spoke I managed to spot a certain prissy guy in a fisherman outfit holding a fishing rod over the studio where Ed was standing.

What the hell was James up to?

"Like Bagley's own wind powered spinning tie rack." As Ed walked over to the tie rack James went into action, plucking the tie rack away when Ed blew on it, making it seem like it had flew away.

"I'll take four." Miles joked hastily as Ed looked slightly shell-shocked one of his products just 'flew' away.

My attention to the set was averted when I noticed a certain 8ft tall security guard jerking and standing next to Jane. I crouched down and moved forward, hiding behind a nearby lunch table as I peered over the top to see what was going on.

"They're still here aren't they?" Jane said to them.

"Yeah." The tallest one said, his jaw jerking as he spoke. –the effect of the tazers still lingering, obviously- Jane looked back to the set angrily as Ed and Miles continued their talking.

"What else you got?" Miles asked Ed, changing the subject to avoid tension and dead air time on TV's.

"A soy mulch energy drink." Ed said in a positive tone, grasping something underneath the table and presenting it to everyone as he placed it on the top of the sturdy surface.

It was a glass bottle and the bottle was completely empty, not a drop in it.

"What happened to the drink part?" Miles asked, picking up the drink and turning it upside down. While this happened Jane shooed the security guards away rudely, pushing at them until they were out of her sight.

"If you really want to save energy you have to try Bagley's own pedal powered toaster." Ed swiftly moved Miles away from the empty glass to a toaster attached to a bike which was held in position. The bike also had a person in a blue jumpsuit sitting on it, their head down and black hair covering their face like a curtain to the cameras.

Shy much?

"And as my assistant will demonstrate the faster you pedal, the faster you toast." Ed said as the person began to cycle on the spot at quite a fast pace.

Dear Lord!

I had to stifle a laugh when the mop of hair was moved away when the head looked up revealing Carlos. He waved at the camera once giving a cheesy smile and then put his head down, pedalling at a furious pace. He pedalled so fast that the bike suddenly sprung away from its holdings and lurched forward on its wheels, Carlos carried on pedalling until it was too late, cycling and colliding straight into the Green screen causing it to fall and lie flat on the ground, the previous image that was on it for the later use on the show cutting out to show the bright green of the green screen. Jane squealed loudly, covering her mouth with both of her hands in shock horror as Carlos got up and ran away from the scene while Miles just stared at the cameras for a few seconds before he noticed the steaming toast that had popped up from the toaster.

"Ah, breakfast." He said simply, picking up Ed's burnt toast as Jane threw down her headset onto her podium in complete frustration.

I had to squint at the figure that approached Jane; he was in a top hat and a beard that mimicked Abraham Lincoln.

"Okay, with Ed's segment shortened and the Hollywood minute... gone we only need to cut two minutes from the show and-" As I came out of my hiding place and got closer I noticed the Abraham Lincoln was actually Kendall.

"We can sing!" James in a fishing hat, Carlos in a wig and Logan in a pharaoh hat thing appeared next to Kendall and adjacent to Jane.

"You will never perform on my show!" Jane began to go crazy, pulling out her walkie-talkie and screeching harshly down it. "Security! Security! I need security!"

"We should run again." Logan said.

"Yup!" Kendall said as Carlos pulled off of his wig and placed it on top of Jane's head Kendall followed suit, placing his hat on top of the hair before the four guys all ran away, James ran first followed by Carlos as I took a couple of steps forward Logan ran after Carlos. Kendall took one glance at me, ran forward to grab my hand and pulled me along with him.

"Can you take that beard off of your face, it looks hideous!" I said to Kendall as I ran next to him, following Logan.

"I thought you were attracted to facial hair." Kendall protested, grinning lightly but pulling off the fake mane of hair from his face and throwing it on the ground as our footfalls echoed around the studio as we headed for the hallway that would lead to the Green room.

"Unfortunately, I'm attracted to you. I thought I was going to stand still and look pretty."

"I'll take that as a compliment and you are still going to, I just want to protect you from those guys."

"Aww, Kendall that's so sweet but you can't protect me from them; you piss yourself whenever the freaking looks at you in the eye."

"Way to kill the moment."

"You know it." As we entered the Green room we clamped our mouths shut as Debra –who was now lying on one the brown couches- stirred slightly from her slumber but continued to sleep peacefully.

"You know that producer lady is going to have every single security guard on the lot after all of you." Katie said lowly, glancing up from her game multiple times as she spoke.

"Not if my baby sister, who I love, creates a distraction!" Kendall whispered loudly.

"And if my baby sister, who I love, creates a distraction too!" I put forward, giving the girls a begging look as the rest of the guys clapped their hands together once and held them there like they were praying.

Katie and Asha looked at each other, both of them sighing and closing their portable games and stuffing them into their pockets.

"We'll get the golf buggy." They both mumbled, getting up and power walking out of the door, into the corridor and towards the outside lot where presumably the golf buggies were kept.

"Logan, you get me one of Ed's saws, James you go and have a wardrobe change and Carlos, you follow me." Kendall pointed to the guys as he spoke, instantly jumping into action once again.

"And what about-"

"Stand around and look beautiful!" Kendall called to me as he ran out, though he ran back in to give me a kiss on the cheek and a cheeky grin before running back out again.

I just rolled my eyes, walking back to where I was before at a fast past. As I walked out of the hallway a bell signalled they were about to go live and I had to run back behind the lunch table as I noticed the security guards strolling confidently over to Jane.

"Area secured, all doors are blocked and there is no Big Time Rush or their little Barbie doll on this floor."

Barbie still, really? I'm wearing a freaking Superman t-shirt!

"And those stupid singing teens thought they could beat the number one producer in Florida, ha. Holiday, you're up! And take as much time as you need." Jane smiled a big, ugly and fake smile to everyone as the chef nodded from behind a cooking set as they went live again.

"Today, Florida we are making a French delicacy which uses rich and tender pure beef. Now, this recipe will take a looong time to prepare, but it's worth it. Now, you start by cutting your meat, back and forth, back and forth..." The chef trailed of as he sliced his meat but the sound of something cutting through cardboard rang clearly throughout the enclosed set.

"What is that noise?" Jane asked, the look on her face clearly saying she had a huge idea of what, well who was creating the noise but not understanding how or where.

My eyes went wide with shock and Jane's mouth huge agape when Chef Holiday took a tumble and fell through the floor.

"Chef Carlitos here, most foods take far too long to cook and stuff after a busy day so, scrap all of this. Instead, go with fish sticks-"I was pleasantly surprised to see Carlos pop up through the floor with a big white chef hat and red apron on as he smiled into the camera and put a baking tray onto the surface, getting a box of fish sticks and pouring them onto the tray. "Your kids are gonna love 'em! And you'll be done with dinner so you can read a book or something!" Carlos finished his little show by putting the fish sticks in the ovens and kissing his lips with his fingers as chefs do. Jane on the other hand grabbed onto the burliest security guards dark t-shirt and pointed with her other hand at Carlos, red anger flushing her cheeks.

Carlos better run...

"It's that simple." Carlos said with a cute dimple-y smile on his face, but, as he craned his neck to the side the cute smile dropped off of his face, replaced by a terrified look as he screamed out, turned and ran off of the set the space he was occupying soon ran past by the three fucking huge security guards.

"Cut the cooking spot and move to the financial update." Jane said urgently, moving her podium over a little to the main set. By this time I felt confident that I wouldn't get killed so I emerged from my hiding place, taking a few steps forward and folded my arms, amusingly watching the scenes play before my eyes.

"I have no words to read..." Miles said from behind his desk as the camera was angled back to him.

"Cue cards, cue cards!" Jane shouted out, looking around for someone to come to her rescue.

Someone did, just not the person she was looking for- my someone.

Kendall popped up with cue cards, a headset and a victorious smirk on his face as he pointed to the cue cards.

"Now here's the financial report with new correspondent, Logan!" Miles spoke from the cue cards, word for word as the camera cut to the financial set.

"WHAT?" Jane screamed out as Logan appeared behind a desk, coughing and spluttering, bits of debris from the studio ceiling on him and a saw in his hands. Jane caught sight of Kendall, when she caught sight of the cue cards she glared at him and screamed in frustration, lunging towards him from her podium. Kendall threw the cue card down hastily and ran off away from the scene as Logan took over.

"Today I recommend buying stock in Bagley's own green products. The tazers are excellent, the energy drinks really work and these organic saws can cut through the toughest of studio floors. Now, onto James Diamond with the weather." By now Jane was breathing through a paper bag as Logan spoke, referring the Ed's products before the camera cut to James who was dressed in a suit and had some pointing stick in his hands as he stood in front of a green screen with a huge smile on his face.

"Do we really need a weather report? It's Florida! It's going to be bright and sunny all week long!" James announced, throwing away the pointing stick and putting on the stupid 80's looking sunglasses as he spoke. "Be a weatherman... check!" James chirruped as he got out his list to do before he's 20.

"Go back to Miles, BACK TO MILES!" Jane pulled off her headset and screamed into the microphone that was attached to it, desperate to get Big Time Rush off of day time TV.

As the camera cut back to Miles, Carlos was sitting next to him with his feet up on the table, a plate of fish sticks were on the set table and both Miles and Carlos were happily chewing away.

"These are really good Chef Carlos. I'm gonna put my feet up too." Miles said, putting his feet up like he said, mimicking Carlos.

"Get me every security officer on the K-U Florida lot and DESTROY BIG TIME RUSH!" Jane said into her walkie-talkie brutally, the staff dotted around and in the studio mostly given up now and settling for just watching a special edition of AM Florida.

"This just in, every security guard on the K-U Florida is currently involved in a low speed chase!" Miles said, pressing his hand to his ear piece as he spoke.

"Let's go live!" Carlos exclaimed with a mouthful of fish stick goodness. The camera suddenly cut out to Katie and Asha driving a golf buggy outside which was being followed by three other golf buggies that were filled with security guards raving to get the two girls.

Aren't they the best of sisters!

When the camera cut back to the studio Carlos and Miles were now sitting next to each other, Miles continuing to eat the fish sticks.

"Do you want me to go to commercial?" Miles asked, looking at Jane. She just began to pull at her previously neatly presented hair groaning and moaning.

Take that, bitch!

"What does this mean?" Miles asked, interoperating Jane by pulling out his imaginary hair at the sides of his head.

"Gotta go!" Carlos said hastily, getting out of the chair and sprinting out of camera shot and off of the set.

"Ah, Chef Carlos and three... guys in yellow jackets." Miles said as the security guards ran past the camera shot and followed Carlos out of the set.

"JUST GO OFF AIR FOR A MOMENT!" Jane shouted, throwing her script on the floor in a rage as Miles continued to happily chow down on the fish sticks.

"Oh, are we back?" Miles asked with a mouth full of fish sticks after a few minutes of hectic activity from Jane until she just settled for having her head in her hands.

"Why are we back?" Jane grabbed onto the nearest employee shouting at them in the face with a vicious tone.

"We're over 10 minutes short!" The helpless guy protested from the clutches of Jane, she just screamed out, pushing him away and burying her head in her hands once again.

"Oh, if only there were something that could be done to fill that time." Kendall said, appearing next to Carlos, James and Logan. I took this as my moment to 'stand and look pretty' bouncing over to the guys and standing next to Kendall, folding my arms and smirking at the flustered woman in front of us.

"NEVER!" Jane nearly screamed the place down. "DO YOU HEAR ME? I WOULD RATHER HAVE OVER 10 MINUTES OF DEAD AIR AND GET FIRED THEN TO LOSE TO YOU!"

Ah, shit.

"Protect me Kendall!" I said for the third time today, jumping behind him as Jane picked up two tazers and pointed the lasers at the guys.

She's a fucking lunatic!

"As long as I'm standing here BIG TIME RUSH AND THEIR BARBIE DOLL WILL NEVER BE INTERVIEWED OR PERFORM ON AM FLORIDA!" I gasped loudly for as soon as Jane screamed out her last sentence a certain golf buggy collided with her body, taking her off guard and sending her to the ground in a heap.

"We did it! We finally defeated the evil She Beast!" Katie and Asha cheered out in victory, fist pumping as they looked up from their game. I popped my head out from Kendall's shielding body as the girls surveyed what was going on and realised what they did.

"We shouldn't drive while playing..." Asha laughed light heartedly as she spoke and Katie smiled in an apprehensive manner.

"Miles!" The guy that Jane had shouted at a few seconds ago appeared with a cue card.

"Oh, words to read!" Miles stated excitedly from his chair with a now clear mouth. "Now an interview with Big Time Rush and Echo Kimberleigh!" He announced from his chair, using his hands to gesture for us all to come forward and sit next to him behind the set desk. James jumped into action first, stepping up onto the set and onto the first chair, Logan next, then Carlos, then Kendall and then finally myself.

"So, Big Time Rush, Echo, it's good to have you on the show."

"It's great to be here, Miles." Logan said smiling to him and the camera.

"So do you want to tell our viewers who Big Time Rush are?" Miles began the interview with a reasonably easy question which Carlos answered.

"Big Time Rush are just a group of guys who play hockey from Minnesota and have got the chance to make it big time."

"So I'm guessing that's where the name of you band came from."

"Yup." James nodded.

"And I believe you have just gotten back from a signing a few weeks back, how was that?"

"The signing was great! It was so nice to meet all of our fans; it was definitely an event to go down in the history books." Kendall said smoothly, sending a quick glance and smile to me.

"And one of your singles 'Boyfriend' has gone platinum I believe."

"Yeah... it's crazy to think just last year we were skating around with hockey sticks and now we are producing music and being presented with such a huge opportunity that we are all grateful for."

"Good, good, well the press have been pretty generous to you as well; nothing bad has been said about you, no rumours gone out..."

"We like to think that no rumours have gone out because we haven't done anything too offending to get us into trouble but at the end of the day, we're teenagers, we're going to make irrational decisions and get into trouble it's just an extra pressure added that the fact that we are going to be criticised for that when that time rolls around." Kendall spoke again.

"So you're here because you have a new single out."

"Yeah, our new single is called 'I Know You Know'." James said.

"Which features, Echo?"

"Yes, we actually did a music video which has our manager, Gustavo Rocque playing a bad guy in it. The video is filled with dancing, explosions and... well, it's awesome." Carlos said sporting a huge grin.

"So, you did a song with Echo, was she easy to work with?"

"In all honesty, she actually was easy to work within the video and producing the song." Kendall surprised me by saying something nice about me so openly.

"So how did Big Time Rush meet Echo?"

"Well, we actually met at the signing in Florida in... unusual circumstances." I spoke earning a few chuckles from the guys at how the meeting occurred.

"Talking about unusual circumstances you were in the press recently with Griffin Kimberleigh, Echo."

"Uh, wow. I didn't know I was put in the press. If it's for what I'm pretty sure it is, yes, I am his daughter."

"So you are the daughter of a big CEO and ultimate owner of Big Time Rush yet there are claims that you insist you cannot sing, act or dance."

"That's because I actually can't, in this song I am rapping and I was forced to do it, all of those things aren't what I do. I'm not sure what I'm good at but I know I don't belong in any of those industries."

"I understand you did form with a girl group for a short while, Cat's Crew?"

"Oh, yes. Though it didn't really... work out. Creative differences I guess."

"Now, a certain member of Big Time Rush have been rumoured to be dating by fans on the internet, is that true?" As Miles asked I began to laugh nervously, this was it. Make or break.

"Yes actually, I am dating someone." Kendall said to Miles sending him a dazzling smile.

"Any clue to who the lucky girl is?"

"She's sitting right next to me." I looked up at Kendall as his hand intertwined with mine and he smiled down at my shocked facial expression.

"Kendall, you're dating Echo?"

"I'm not just dating her, I love her."

"Aww, well isn't that something. How long have you been together?"

"Around about a few of weeks now." Like 15+ days Kendall, not 20+.

"Echo, you seem awfully quiet on the matter, what is Kendall like in a relationship?"

"What he's like in a relationship?"

"Yes, what is the real Kendall Knight like?" Miles asked looking genuinely interested in my response. Kendall and the rest of the guys were also looking at me from their seats.

"Well he's really annoying..."