The Uncanny Kid Razor

To mattb3671: Hey there, matt! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! I read the last chapter of "X-Men is Australian for Mutant", and I loved it! Can't wait to read the conclusion! You rock! I'm glad you like the Cavaliers. They're a fun bunch. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Peace Between Humans and Mutants: Priceless"!

To Aaron: Hey there, Aaron! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! I agree. The reunion was a long time coming. Razor and the rest of the Cavaliers split on amicable terms. They're among the few friends Razor has in the superhuman community. It's obvious why they came to Miami. Sun, sand, and surf. Enjoy the new chapter!

To todd fan: Hey there, todd fan! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad to hear from you again! Yeah, I know. Captain Cyborg is goofy. He's more of a one-shot villain, really. Every great comic book character has at least one. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Slugs and Snails", "Random Tales of the Magic Roundabout", and "Gifts and Curses"!

To The Uncanny R-Man: Hey there, R-Man! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Sorry about the chapter length. Sometimes I have to cut short chapters to work on other stories. Captain Cyborg was a one-shot villain. He's intended to be lame. I'll send you a bio of the Cavaliers. I'll see if I can fit in some more Amora and Sonic Blue. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait to hear more from you!

To HyperCaz: Hey there, HyperCaz! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Well, they are teenage superheroes. What do you expect? Enjoy the new chapter!

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Chapter 25: Reunion Tour Part 2: Catching Up!

Cincinnati, Ohio

Spencer Allen Burton, the armored superhero known as Sonic Blue, was walking down a pathway in a park in his native Cincinnati. The young hero was doing some thinking.

Man, this is weird. The young inventor thought. That encounter with Amora has gotten me thinking. Why me? Why is she so interested in me? I'm just a regular kid. Okay, a regular kid with a genius IQ, but still a kid. He sat on a bench. I know the other heroes. I know Thor. I know about the stuff Amora's done in the past. For a long time, all she's ever cared about was obtaining power. Now she acts like this? I doesn't add up. H touched his lips. And that kiss (1). That kiss Amora gave me. I've been feeling very strange ever since she gave me that kiss. Almost like…I've been growing…attracted to her. The young inventor's blue eyes widened. Of course! According to Thor, Amora can make a man love her with a kiss! That Asgardian witch! What is she up to? And why does she need me? Why is she trying to get me to love her? Is she really trying to take over Asgard?

A luxury suite apartment in Miami, Florida (aka Rock 'n' Roll Cavalier HQ)

The luxury apartment was the Rock 'n' Roll Cavaliers' headquarters, which was given to them by the city of Miami. The teenage super-rockers had made the apartment feel like home: Rock posters on the walls, a couple arcade and pinball machines, a pool table, a huge entertainment system, and even a couple Cleveland Indians pennants on a wall.

A sleek-bodied teenage boy sat on a large couch, watching a big screen TV. He had short black hair and hazel eyes. He was dressed in a pair of blue jeans with a black studded belt, black sneakers, and a black t-shirt with a silver lightning bolt on it. He had several bracelets around on wrist, and a green wristband around his other wrist.

"Ah, there's nothing on." The boy grumbled. His name was Alex Baines. He was codenamed Windspeed thanks to his mystically-granted powers of superhuman speed and aerokinesis (The ability to control air and wind). He also played bass for the Rock 'n' Roll Cavaliers. He got up and zipped into another room. He knocked on the door. "Yo, Fingers!"

"What?" A voice came from inside the room.

"Let's go to the arcade, man. I'm bored." Alex said.

"Alright. Just let me send this one last e-mail." The voice said at the other end.

"Hurry up, Fingers!" Alex snapped.

"Alright, alright! Hang on!" The voice snapped. A teenage boy walked out with semi-long blue hair and blue eyes. He was dressed in a blue t-shirt with a blue plaid shirt over it, and blue jeans. The blue-haired boy was named Daniel Carrington. He was nicknamed 'Fingers' thanks to his talents with his hands. He played keyboards for the Rock 'n' Roll Cavaliers. He was also the teenage superhero known as Psywave thanks to his telepathic abilities and ability to control water. "Geez, give a guy a minute."

"I'm bored, man!" Alex exclaimed in his own defense. "And have you seen the other guys?"

"Rip, Wendy, and Tommy went out to deal with Captain Cyborg again." Fingers answered. Alex groaned.

"That lamebrain?" Alex groaned. "Doesn't that idiot ever learn?" A ringing was heard. Alex quickly whipped out his cell phone. It was one of those cell phones that had a walkie-talkie feature.

"Mine." Fingers pulled out his own cell phone. "Hello…Hey Rip…Razor's here?" Fingers' eyes widened. "Alex! Razor's here! Get into costume!"

A café in Miami

"Man, Razor. It has been way too long." Rip smiled. He, Wendy, Tommy, and Razor were all sitting at a table in costume. "You never call or write anymore."

"Sorry." Razor smirked. "You know the Kid of Rock. He's always got a lot on his plate: Bad guys to beat up, hot super-chicks to nail, stages to rock."

"You are still a nut, Razor." Wendy smirked. A zipping sound was heard. Alex zipped up to the group, Fingers hanging on to him. Alex was in his Windspeed costume: A black costume with black boots, black gloves, and a black leather jacket with silver sleeves and gold lightning bolt zig-zag racing stripes on the sleeves. His costume had a chest emblem of a light blue tornado with a yellow lightning bolt slashing across it. Fingers' costume was a sleeveless blue costume with blue boots, black gloves, and blue studded forearm bands. His chest emblem was an eye over a wave.

"Razor!" Fingers and Alex exclaimed. They ran up to Razor and hugged the Ultimate Rockstar.

"Ahh, get off me, you morons!" Razor snapped playfully, waving his old friends and bandmates off.

"Admit it, you missed us." Tommy joked.

"No duh. That's why I'm here." Razor snickered. "So, how's things here in sunny Miami?"

"Awesome!" Rip grinned. "Nothing here but sun, sand, and surf."

"And babes galore! Beach bunnies everywhere!" Tommy whooped. He and Alex high-fived.

"They still get slapped around a lot?" Razor asked Rip, Wendy, and Fingers. The three musicians just nodded. "The Kid of Rock thought so. Do they still brawl?" The three super-powered teenage musicians nodded again. "The Kid of Rock thought so. They didn't earn the nickname 'The Brawling Baines Brothers' for nothing."

"Their last fight caused the destruction of several stores in the local mall." Wendy sighed.

"The crazy part is that they didn't use their powers." Rip sighed.

"Hey! It wasn't our fault!" Tommy snapped. "Airhead here didn't pay for something!" Tommy pointed at his older brother Alex.

"Hey, I intended to pay for that CD! I put it in my pocket, and I ended up forgetting it was there, you pebble-brain!" Alex snapped back. "I forgot because I had to come after you when you started making a scene!"

"Hey, the employee called Iron Maiden a bunch of old windbags!" Tommy argued. "Nobody talks trash about Iron Maiden in front of Thomas Baines!"

"You didn't need to punch him out!" Alex argued back.

"He asked for it!"

"It was a dumb thing to do, you twit!"

"Here they go again…" Fingers sighed.

"You saying I'm stupid?" Tommy got into Alex's face.

"What do you think?" Alex got into Tommy's face.

"Jerk!" Tommy shoved Alex.

"Moron!" Alex shoved Tommy.

"Nitwit!"

"Idiot!"

"Mama's boy!"

"That's it!" Alex punched Tommy. Tommy punched him back, and they started brawling again.

"Knock it off, you twits!" Wendy snapped. Meanwhile, the Cavaliers didn't notice a trenchcoat-and-hat-wearing figure staring at them. He was staring at one of the young six figures in particular.

You humiliated m in Mojoworld, Kid Razor. The figure mentally snarled. But you failed to finish me off, giving me a chance to take my revenge. The figure revealed a green chin that looked like a cliff face.

(1) - Amora kissed Sonic Blue in "Uncanny Excalibur"

Next: One Last Brawl!