Author's Notes: All characters belong to the original author/creator, and may or may not behave as per manga or anime canon. The use of Japanese naming conventions may not be 100% correct, as is my spelling.

This story is rated as mature as adult situations, language or acts may take place. If you are underage or easily offended, please refrain from reading.

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Touma stared at the ceiling and tried not to notice his companions in the front room on either side of him, all too aware of his body's reaction to the presence of two young ladies, wearing nothing but semi-transparent babydoll negligees, on either side of him.

The one on his right shifted then fidgeted. "Touma, are you going to just lie there like a bump on a log? Or rather, a bump with a stick sticking up?"

The one on his left shifted and rolled up against him. "Kuroko-kun, you're not helping things. We're supposed to be relaxing and getting used to each other. Not winding him up."

The first rolled against him and rested her head on his chest, looking at the other. "Well, I think that he's really wound up right now, but he's not relaxing. I mean, he was relaxed with you when you were both on the pier, well, you were at some point. What exactly were you two doing, Misaka-senpai?"

The other head dropped on his chest from the other side and sighed. "Well, we were just talking and then I got this cramp and he started giving me a massage, and things shifted and he chased after the cramp and the itch, and we were both trying not to use our powers and then he... well, it started to feel really good but the itch was going everywhere and then..."

"And then? Did he grab you and have his way with you?"

Touma suddenly felt the need to snicker and manfully supressed it, or at least tried to.

Kuroko shifted and rested her right arm on his chest and shifted her head to the arm.

"Okay, ape-boy. You're laughing. What's so funny?"

Misaka shifted to a similar but left-handed position on Touma's chest and starting sparking up.

"Yes, dearest fiance, what was so funny about it?"

Touma sighed and snickered some more. "alright, alright, but no sparking off or tossing steel skewers around, okay?"

The girls nodded and Misaka subsided.

"We were trying to suppress our powers, she on her electrics, and me with... well, some call it Imagine Breaker but it stops esper and magic skills and attacks, breaks them like glass. Well, there we were, Misaka with this cramp or itch that moved everywhere, me trying to massage it and catch up to wherever it was, and Misaka squirming around to get my hands unto whatever random spot it was going to. Well, she was doing more than squirming around but practically rubbing her bottom all over my... uh, lap. That's right, my lap."

Kuroko shifted a bit so that her breasts were pushing up against him and she started shifting a bit. "Like this?" she whispered, and then went to larger movements. "Or this?" Shiftting to larger movement that included her going against his hip. "Or was it more like this?"

"Oh, kami! the latter one, so help me! But I don't think that she was doing it deliberately as she was still giving me instructions on where the cramp was all the time. And then she..."

Kuroko quietly said, "and then she did what? What did my gentel and well mannered senpai do?"

Misaka started sparking and pushed up against Touma to whisper in Kuroko's ear but to make sure that Touma could also hear her, ignoring that her breasts were now mashed up against his other arm and she was gently rubbing herself on Touma's other hip. "Are you sure you want to have all the sordid details, Kuroko-kun?"

Touma groaned and he lifted his pelvis up off the floor.

Kuroko looked down at Touma's groin and picked up his hand. "What did Misaka-senpai do? Did she spark off and nail you right in your groin just as you went? Or did she grab your hands and put them on her..."

Touma groaned and tried twitch his groin again to releve the pressure building up. "Hands! Her hands!"

"Oh, this is getting fun! Did she put her hands on your hands or some other part of your anatomy, the bit that she was probably bumping and grinding herself on, maybe?" Kuroko slid her hand from the grip on Touma's right hand and slid it down over his stomach.

Touma twitched again and groaned even longer and louder. "Not there! Not there!"

Kouuko slide her hand back. "No? Where then? Did she put your hands on her most private place so that you could no THIS and THAT with your hands?" her forefinger traced circles over his stomach, again heading further down.

"Kami-sama!" Touma groanded and clenched every muscle he had, thrashing his head from one side to the other. "Her hands! My hands!

"Ah, Touma-kun!" Kuroko whispered as she quietly slung her right leg up and over Touma's stomach, nudging Misaka to shift back a bit ot give her room. "Do you mean that she was grinding her back end on your groin. Like this?" and she proceeded to grind away on Touma's stomach, shifting a bit further back. Touma's groan provided the answer. So she pushed back just a little bit further and continued her grinding. Touma responded by trying to grind back.

"So, she has your hands in hers," and pulled both of Touma's hands up in her. "And then what did she do?"

Touma and Misaka both groaned as Misaka's sparking faded away.

"Yes, Touma, you both were grinding on each other and she had your hands in hers. What happened next?"

Touma's hands shot forward and enveloped Kuroko's breasts and proceeded to massage them firmly with a nimbus around both hands. The shock went straight to Kuroko's nether regions and both she and Touma exploded and shouted at the same time, followed moments later by Misaka doing much the same but with her electricity rolling over all three of them in waves.

The doorway into the room slid back a bit and two small heads peeked around the door; a third head, an older version of one of the twosome, joined them. The smaller of the three some looked at the others and said, "Misaka Misaka agrees, they are ready, as she blushed from her feet to the top of her head. Time to get Operation Cunning Plan in motion."

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Kuroko woke up to find Misaka gently washing her face. "Milady?"

Misaka smiled and took a few more dabs at removing the blood from around Kuroko's nose. "Feeling better?"

Kuroko struggled to an upright position. "OK. I'm officially starting to get scared. When I did this earlier, you'd get all bent out of shape about me being perverted. Now, you're acting like an onee-chan and being all pleasant rather than your usual self."

Misaka shrugged. "Probably because you're so predictable, pervert. That and you talk in your sleep."

Kuroko covered her face with her hands and muttered, "I am SO dead!"

Misaka pulled Kuroko into a hug "It's not as bad as that. I don't think that anyone is going to be blabbing this, not unless they want a tingle-job from a variety of electromasters of various capabilities."

Kuroko snickered into Misaka's bosum, then pushed herself upright.

"What were the Sisters and Index talking about before I fell over in a dead faint. It sounded... a ... bit... perverted."

Misaka nodded. "A little? This probably would be right up your street, well, all except for Touma getting involved. While you were out and blubbering, I got Index to get Last Order and the Sisters to lay out exactly what your role is in their 'Cunning Plan'."

The door slid open and Index stepped in and bowed, then shuffled over to hand a notepad to Kuroko, and then sat down beide her.

"I had to threaten them with magical hemmeroids before they got their act together, verbal twitches and additional side-details in contexts aside. Here's the short list of what needs to happen, in order and the approximate timeline. Heaven help us, they were going to go straight from Step One to the last steps without testing and verifying!"

Kuroko straightened up and went through the list, her sense of astonishment growing by the moment.

"They want me to slow telport so that Accelerator can insert his spare set of electronics into me and make sure that it all goes to the right spot while I'm not fully here?"

Index nodded. "They checked with Heaven Cancellor and he agrees that it is possible but untried. The implant will be live and connected to the Sister Network so that all connections can be checked and verified well within the fifteen seconds of your slow teleport."

Kuroko went on to the next item. "I then have to learn how to use this, calibrate it and then learn to perform blind jumps based upon vector directions?"

Index nodded. "Misaka-senpai says that you are good at making those jumps within your current skill level. This is a matter of relying on the Sister' inputs and ignoring any outside noise. Talk to Accelerator on how he manages that."

Kuroko gave a wide-eyed stare/glare at Index. "T-t-t-talk t-t-t-to A-a-ac-accel...?" well, she got that far before both Misaka and Index started nodding.

Misaka chimed in. "Make sure that Last Order is with you when you do that. She seems to help him with his anger management issues. He hasn't killed anyone is at least, what, Index, six months?"

Kuroko's head bounced off of the wall as she pivoted to regard her senpai. "Waaaah!"

"Gomen Nessai, Chiu... I couldn't resist that. Accelerator knows about this and is good with it. Last Order will be there and she'll help out."

Kuroko sighed. "Don't scare me like that ever again, Senpai."

Glancing down at the list, she caught sight of the last item and her eyes bugged out and she gaped at Misaka as another trickle of blood appeared at her nostrils. Shiffing and reaching for the cloth, she wiped herself and asked, "is this true? That Touma has intercourse with Milady and me simultaneously with me being triggered immediately before Milady is. Pray tell, how do I, or rather WE, get triggered?"

Index blushed. "Uh, ah, well..." Steeling herself, she finished, "your prostrate gets massaged by manual manipulation. The order of doing this allows you to teleport to the first location, the other room, where Accelerator has his vector ability primed to full strength but not to affect you. You then grab him and teleport immediately to the second location, where you will intersect the path of the pig and Accelerator will then redirect it to the target location. You will then teleport back, release Vector and complete your mission."

"So who gets the pleasure of going up my poop chute, finding my prostrate and then giving me a poke? Speaking of which, what's happening on the other side of me? Can't you massage my prostrate from the other side?"

Index went even redder, while Misaka blushed to an equivalent shade.

Kuroko's mind finally filtered out the key facts. "You mean that Touma will be...doing me... while you... do …. me? And everyone thought that I was perverted!"

Misaka swotted her roommate on the shoulder. "And what will I be doing at the same time, chiu? Hey! Index! Don't tell me, Touma will be ... uh... doing BOTH OF US AT THE SAME TIME? How the heck does he do that?"

Index grabbed the cloth from Kuroko and wiped at her own nosebleed. Then she grabbed the notepad from Kuroko and flipped it to the next page and showed the two of them the pencil drawing of a view from below of two females lying chest-to-chest with their legs wide open.

"Alternating, with Misaka Imouto and me making sure that it is alternating and then providing the necessary massage at the right moment."

Flipping back two pages, she handed the notebook to Misaki and quietly said, "your sequence..."

Misaka looked at the list and reached over to Index and pulled the damp cloth over to her nose.

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