Title: Popsicles Part IV
Pairing: Hints of Sanzo/Goku
Timeline: I'm running away now.
Summary: (I've come back) And so have Hakkai and Gojyo.
A/n: Perverts unite! Hi-ya!
When Gojyo and Hakkai return from doing the group's shopping and take in the sight of all the red-faced men gawking at Goku as he…does something with a popsicle that should be banned in some parts of Shangri-la. The immediate response from Hakkai is to shoo all the dirty, dirty perverts away and use his body as a shield so no more dirty, dirty ogling can continue.
Gojyo, who is now on crowd control shouts, "Okay, break it up. Shows over." He waves a hand at them, watching them hesitantly scatter, grumbling at him all the while for being the dumbass ruiner of one hell of a good show.
Somebody even tries to give Goku a business card.
Hakkai snatches the card from his naive teammate and then proceeds to disinfect the boy's hand, for fear of such a card carrying...germs, what kind of germs though is left up to the imagination.
Gojyo, coming over to sit next to Sanzo on the pavement and noticing that the monk looks more irritatble than usual and his face is a bit red, puts two and two together.
"I guess we interrupted your fun, huh pervert?"
Sanzo pretends like he has no idea what he's talking about.
End.