Disclaimer: I do not own Ah! My Goddess

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Keiichi was doing his best to wait patiently outside the water closet. It was quite difficult, considering he was in Urd's body.

Even standing still for any amount of time was hard enough, let alone when he noticed what happened when he impatiently stomped his foot on the floor and caused Urd's chest to bounce. Which... for a heterosexual man like himself should've been pretty enjoyable... as long as he got to watch that from the outside. Because from the inside, he wondered just how Urd could handle their weight on a daily basis, and without a bra either. Worse, he had the funny idea that Urd's body was trying to seduce him by making the her breasts move as if he was a female character in one of those new video games. How or why, he had no idea.

But after awhile, he found that focusing on something was a bigger problem. Either he lost interest in a matter of moments or he overfocused to the point where he forgot why he started a task. How he went from cleaning his beemer to chasing after Banpei to strip him for parts for his beemer, Keiichi couldn't figure out.

So when Skuld asked him if he knew why Urd was taking a long time at the toilet, Keiichi had a good idea and hoped he was wrong.

"Keiichi, tell me now what Urd is-" Skuld began in an increasingly annoyed tone.

"If it's what I think it is, then we really don't want to barge in," Keiichi quickly said, not bothering to look at Skuld. When Skuld opened her mouth, he said, "Because if she really is doing what I think she's doing, then once she leaves the toilet, I give you permission to-"

The door opened up, but as Urd stepped up, the others backed away from the obviously frustrated goddess in Keiichi's body. "KE-II-CHI!"

"What?" Keiichi asked, wondering if she just had no idea how a man's body worked after all.

"Why is it that whenever I try to have... some sexy thoughts... I nearly pass out!" Poking Keiichi's chest to prove her point, Urd's eyes almost rolled back and her knees became weak. Until she snapped out of it and shook her head. "See?! What's up with that?!"

"Uh... It works with Belldandy..." Keiichi said without much thought, until he saw the bomb in Skuld's hand. "NO! I mean... I'd never cheat on her and.. even my body won't do it!"

"Close call, buster..." Muttered Skuld.

However, Urd was far from happy to hear that. "I can't do that! She's my sister and... if everyone else is out of question... Aw... that sucks! Big time!"

Keiichi however seemed rather relieved to find out that Urd was more or less forced to play nice. "That's right. And since I'm straight, guys won't work either, so, you'll have to wait until we change back."

"That's so unfair!" Reaching to grab her boobs, Urd gave Keiichi a glare. "You've to enjoy my girls, but I'm stuck like this? Come on! There has to be someone! Peorth! Or Chihiro! Or even that ghost girl!"

"Sorry I don't think it's going to work with Peorth. She even tried it, remember?" Keiichi, asked. "And I don't like the others like that so... no luck either."

Urd paused for a moment and let out a growl, going for broke. "Alright... Hild?" But soon enough the same wobbly feeling convinced her that it was no good either. Although she mostly tried just to make sure that Keiichi didn't have the hots for her. "Okay, that's good thing actually." Urd announced, despite the blush in Keiichi's face. "So next is... Ansuz?" That's when two things happened. One was that Urd took a really deep breath and the second... she didn't faint. But she wanted to. "Skuld? Bomb him."

"Why?" Skuld asked.

"You're too young to get the full story, but trust me. Bomb him, before I get my body back and do worse!" Urd said.

"Hey, I'm not a kid!" Skuld yelled, while Keiichi's eyes went wide when Urd grabbed her sister and pulled her closer to whisper into her ear. Soon enough, Skuld also took a sharp breath and for a while she stared at Urd with her mouth open wide. "No way!"

"Yes way!" Said Urd with a grin, while crossing her arms. "I've found his type!"

"No, wait! That's not correct! She looks a bit like Belldandy and... You know... genetic similarity? Besides, finding someone attractive doesn't mean that I also want to-"

Skuld let out a warcry as she began to produce bomb after bomb and threw them at Keiichi. As soon as they heard the warcry, Keiichi ran as fast as Urd's body could to avoid whatever bomb Skuld was throwing. No matter how many time he almost lost his balance thanks to Urd's top heavy body.

"Skuld! Calm down! It's not like I tried to flirt with your mother!" Keiichi yelled.

"Liar, liar, pants on fire! You planned to cheat on Big Sis with Mom?! Take this!" Skuld yelled as she and Keiichi ran out of sight.

Urd followed after in a brisk pace, not wanting to miss one moment.

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Notes from HotelKatz: Merry Christmas and Happy holidays.

Way back at chapter 5, when zeroIQ wrote their review, I decided to give the Urd/Keiichi bodyswitch a shot. After I wrote it, I sent it to them and gave my thoughts that it might be push the rating. So zeroIQ re-wrote it into this! So go check out their fics as a way of saying thanks to them!

After I put this up, I'll put up the original in another fic, one where I can let loose a little with adult humor.