A/N: When shall these stupid chapters end? Even the writer's getting tired of them. I'm even starting to miss Natalie and Cedric! Oi...
Disclaimer: Be honest with me. If I owned that show, would I be writing fanfiction?
Victim 18: Skurgg
As hard as it is to believe, Skurgg once had a decent life. I don't mean being the ruler of a planet and all the servants and the huge feasts, but actually decent. He had a simple life, and a nice family. He didn't even live on Soturix 7. It would take one fateful day to bring him to the top position on that small planet. Believe it... Or not...
"You're leaving mom?!" Young Skurgg was horrified.
"A man has to move on." replied his grim father.
"Yeah, move on after you cheat on her!"
"Now, I didn't cheat on her. Know that at least, if you will not listen to reason."
"Agh! I can't believe this! You intrude on my video game, bomb me with the news that you're taking me to another city with you, just because you couldn't be around mom anymore!"
"Which reminds me, you're spending too much time on that computer and PlayStation Version 14. You're not to touch it for a month, your school percentages are too low."
"Which reminds me! You're taking me to a new one, because you've just tore me out of the ground like a weed! You tore me out from family, my neighborhood, my school, my skateboarding mates. You've completely uprooted me! You've ruined my life! I refuse to be treated this way!" The boy abruptly sat down cross-legged on the floor of his bedroom, determined not to move.
His father rolled his eyes. "Start packing. Hopefully we can be out of this house by the weekend."
"Shan't! If you do this to me, I swear I'll- I'll run away! I'll take over a planet! Yeah! I'll rule it! How'd you like that?!"
"Sure you will son." And he stepped out of the room, closing the door. He had no idea...
Skurgg wasn't content to take over his home planet. He wanted something new, something adventurous. He had to settle with a large green one, but he changed it drastically. His mother had liked a hot climate. Skurgg never forgot the time they went sandboarding in the dunes of Dingra...
Some years later, a young worker was browsing through the Monkey Team's public archives. He had been employed by Torture Chamber to dig up dirt on a few villains. He put on his glasses and flicked through the files. His hand flipped rhythmically through the information files. He stopped, and backtracked.
"This looks promising. A young lord of the desert planet Soturix 7. Lavish life, technology field around planet, sadistic games with rewards, outwitted by the mighty Chiro... Nothing that we don't already know. I could run an galactic search on him... Need more...dirty...dirt. Thank goodness I'm getting paid for this." Then he settled down for a good fourteen hours on Galactic Google.
Not necessarily Skurgg's story. But one that I made up. Rather pointless really. Believe it... Or NOT...