The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the Alphabet idea isn't mine. It belongs to Frank15. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.
Whoa, a weekday update? What's the deal? Well... Being it's a snow day, people are most likely home currently. So, I decided to upload early. Hope you enjoy!
This episode, we shall see if Keala is forced home…
Things are getting hectic!
Everyone was shocked. Keala's mom has appeared, and said that she would be taking Keala home.
"But… How? Why?" Keala asked.
"Well, after I learned of ALL the danger that fresh air can do to you, as well as what you been doing, as well as that dangerous person being on the show… I think you should be staying home with your dear mother." Mrs. Broompool replied. "And what have you done with your hair?"
"Um…" Keala said, sheepishly.
"Not fair! Yagmur was ejected days ago!" Nancy replied.
"But, what about my friends?" Keala asked.
"The only friends you need are your mom and dad!" Mrs. Broompool replied.
Xylia was watching this with a stunned expression. "What do I totally do? He's just now learning about the real world… His mom can't keep him sheltered forever…"
"Mrs. Broompool?" Xylia asked.
"Yes, Xylia? What happened to your shoes that I gave you?" Mrs. Broompool replied.
"Um… Dogs ate them. But that's SOOOO besides the point!" Xylia said, trying to reason with Mrs. Broompool. "Don't you see how totally happy your son is?"
"But he'll be MORE happier at home!" Mrs. Broompool replied.
"Heck, all of those were totally setbacks! In fact, it was MY fault I introduced him to a totally violent game!" Xylia said.
"Yeah… She did." Keala replied.
"Excuse me, Mrs. Broompool?" Chris asked.
"Call me Katherine, please." Mrs. Broompool said.
"Okay, Katherine? We have a challenge to do. We can discuss on what to do with Keala later."
Katherine couldn't help but sigh. "Okay… But if he gets hurt in ANY way…"
"Believe me, he won't!" Xylia said. "Cook's honor!"
Katherine smiled. "Okay… I trust you. Besides, you remind me of… Forget it."
Meanwhile, the green haired girl was watching this. She called out to someone setting up.
"Um, remember when I was on the tour bus watching the show, and I saw that robot come up to that Keala kid?" The green haired girl said.
"Yeah, Kyli?"
"She seems VERY familiar to me…" Kyli replied, as she felt something fall off. "Damn prosthetic toe…"
Confessional: Plot-Plot-Plot-Plot-Plot…
Keala: I must protect myself from getting hurt. Otherwise…
Katherine: I miss her so much, I blocked her out of my head…
The 18 Kids were standing outside a giant box-like structure, holding Barfbags with their heads on it, drawn like they were about to hurl. It's design was all swirly-like, that almost looked like it could take them to another world…
"For your first task, you have to endure the ride known as Dimension Dizzy. It's a well-known ride that can trick your mind, and make your head spin." Chris said.
"Almost like math class?" Opi asked. "I've always HATED that class."
"You and me both." Uzi said.
"Err… maybe." Chris replied. "The first three kids that hurl are out of the challenge. Now, everyone pile in!"
"But first!" Felix yelled out, as he gave each of the kids a device.
"The heck's this?" Vaughn asked.
"Well, it's an automatic teleporter system. If you hurl, it'll teleport you back on solid ground afterwards. You'll be out of the challenge, but you won't have to deal with the ride anymore." Felix said.
"Seems logical enough." Ivan replied, smiling.
"What if it fries their brain?" Katherine asked.
Felix sighed. "Trust me, I tested it out SEVERAL times, and it's one of my first inventions… it WON'T fry their brain."
"Somehow, I doubt it…" Katherine replied.
"Now… I shall… do some stuff." Felix said, as he walked off. "Challenge's all yours, Chris!"
The kids then went into the box like structure, and were instantly met with what appeared to be a colorful hypnotizing hole.
"So, who do you think will be first out?" Peki asked Ivan.
"I dunno… Maybe Bitty?" Ivan replied.
Confessional: JUNES COMMERCIAL! (YAAAAYYY!)
Bitty: Way to drag me into this, Animal Boy…
10 minutes passed, and a couple of campers already felt sick to their stomach.
"Gee, this is making my eyes hurt…" James said.
"It's just a motionless ride. I thought carnivals wouldn't be this mainstream…" Melody admitted, as she saw what appeared to be Easter with swirls in his eyes.
"Obey Wario… Destroy Mario…" Easter said in a hypnotized voice.
"Easter? Stay with me, man!" Melody replied with worry, despite the two of them being on different teams.
Gladys looked at Ivan, who looked like he was about hurl.
"Poor guy… The hon seemed to enjoy himself eating that stuff." Gladys replied to herself, before looking at Xylia, whose eyes were swirled as well. "Xylia? What happened?!"
"All you have to do is take a cup of flour… Add it to the mix…" Xylia said in a trance.
"Okay, just listen to me, groovy darlin'… Add something sweet, not sour, add salt just a pinch…" Gladys replied, before face-palming herself. "Crap; I just made it 50% worse! Curse you, Pinkie Pie!"
"BARRRRRFFFFFF"
Gladys turned around to see Ivan barfing in his barfbag.
"Sorry, guys…" Ivan replied. "Motion sickness and me do NOT mix…"
"And Ivan is out of the challenge!" Chris said over an intercom, as Ivan was teleported out.
Outside the box, Ivan teleported in front of the host.
"Tough luck, Ivan… But you get to spend the rest of the time exploring around the carnival!" Chris replied with a smile.
"Well, okay!" Ivan said, as he took off towards the game stalls.
"It's not like he's skilled at other games, is he?" Chris asked.
"You wouldn't know…" Katherine replied. "Then again, do I even wanna know?"
Ivan
Ivan looked at the various plushies that were being used for prizes. There were colorful ones, there were strange ones, and there was one that looked like a pink-purple haired cat wearing a green dress.
"Cool, how pretty… And cute." Said Ivan as the emo-looking carny girl came to view.
"Come on, come all… Like it matters…" The emo girl said.
Eying one of the balloons, he tossed one of the darts… And hit three balloons at once.
The emo girl watching the balloons be hit by darts was impressed. "Whoa… How DO you do that? Anyways, I'm not allowed to do this, but…"
The emo girl gives Ivan a rather large version of the pink-purple haired cat.
"Thanks, ma'am!" Ivan said with a smile.
"Say… You look an AWFUL lot like that Ivan from Total Drama AlphaKidz…" The emo girl replied.
"Fan of him?" Ivan asked.
"Big time." The emo replied. "He's full of spunk, is almost ALWAYS happy, and always helps out his friends."
"Well…" Ivan said, turning around and taking out a piece of paper. "I ran into him before the challenge started… He gave me an autograph, but in his haste, he accidentally gave me TWO autographs. Since I'm pretty much the only Total Drama fan in my family… Maybe you want this extra?"
Ivan then gave the emo girl his autograph.
"Cool…" The emo girl replied.
"Well… See ya!" Ivan said, as he took his leave.
Walking past various game stalls, he saw several prizes, including plush versions of the AlphaKidz campers.
"Hmm, we have plush Lilys, plush Xylias, plush Danielles… In cat form. Must had been before the last episode." Ivan said to himself, as he went up to a game, and won with ease… Too much ease, as the carnie gave him a giant plush Melody.
"Okay, HOW? If I win another giant plushie, somehow…" Ivan mused to himself. "How do I carry them all?"
Confessional: The Plush Boy
Ivan: These things are gonna be tough to fit in any pockets…
Back in Dimension Dizzy, someone else looked like he was about to barf.
"Well, guys? Looks like I'm –GAG- about to join Ivan…" Uzi said, as he hurled into his barf bag.
"And Uzi is out! Only one more person to go…" Chris said over the intercom, as Uzi teleported away.
"Okay, I can still do this… I'm doing it for Uzi!" Opi replied.
"BAAAAARRRRFFFFF"
"Sorry, Treela…" Zentaro replied, shamefully.
"It's fine, Zentaro. You did your best." Treela said, smiling.
"And Zentaro is out!" Chris said, as the frog fan teleported out, and the "ride" stopped.
Outside the ride, the kids were happy to be out.
"Never again…" Gladys replied, as she turned to see that Xylia had a pile of cupcakes next to her. "Um, where did you get the cupcakes, hon?"
"Heck… even I don't know…" Xylia said, curious about the sweet treat next to her.
"Okay, the ones that vomited, you get free run of the games. The rest of you, and Katherine, follow me…" Chris said, as they started to follow him to their next ride.
A huge sideways wheel was awaiting the Kids.
"Is that a Whirly-Gig? Like from The Simpsons?" Gladys asked.
"Right you are! We're going from a simple ride right to the big stuff!" Chris said.
"Wow, this looks rather crazy…" James commented.
"And unsafe!" Katherine replied. "Are you SURE you know what you're doing?"
"Oh, relax. They'll be fine!" Chris said, as he turned towards the kids. "Now, a number of you are wearing hats, so can you please lay them on the ground during the challenge? You'll be able to get them back afterwards."
Soon enough, they were strapped in. (Their legs and waist. Their arms were partly strapped in so they could hold their barfbags.)
I'm not sure how I can do this…" Keala replied to Xylia. "The last ride was stationery, and with my mom now watching…"
"Relax, you'll be fine! My mom SOOOOO took me to the carnival one day when I was young. I totally had a blast!" Xylia said, smiling.
"Kids ready? 3! 2! 1! GO!" Chris shouted out loud.
The ride started out smoothly, but the speed began to pick up. Bitty, however, was thinking up something…
"Hey, Xylia! Betcha think Ivan is crying right now?" Bitty cruelly said.
"What do you mean?" Xylia asked.
"Well, he was the first one out of the challenge, and may be the one eliminated if you lose! Heck, for all I know, he's adopted! And adopted people are SCUM in my book!" Bitty replied, as Xylia gasped. "Yep! Pure, scum!"
"You take that BACK!" Keala yelled out loud. "Ivan's a MILLION times better than you!"
"Then why does mommy wanna keep you in diapers all your life?" Bitty said.
Katherine couldn't believe it, as well. "Hey, he was potty trained when he was three!"
"Way to embarrass me, mom…" Keala said to himself.
Xylia couldn't believe Bitty's words about what she said about Ivan and Keala. She then started to think… What would a fashion jerk like her really hate? Something edible that would make her sick to her stomach…
"Hey, Bitty!" Xylia yelled out. "My dad called me last night! He said he and your dad are totally striking a deal with your business!"
"Really?" Bitty also yelled out.
"Yep! Clothes for the truly fashionable! As well as food, too!" Xylia replied. "But…"
"But what?" Bitty yelled out.
"But… I gotta tell you what my parents sell! They sell fries, hamburgers…"
Bitty started to feel sick to her stomach.
"Cheeseburgers, bacon cheeseburgers, hot dogs, bacon hot dogs…"
Bitty couldn't hold it any longer.
"BLAAAARRRRRFFFF!" Bitty puked into her barf bag. "Stupid fatty foods…" She was then teleported out.
"And Bitty is out!" Chris yelled out.
Xylia smiled. "Perfecto…" However…
"BLAAAARRRRRRFFFF!"
"And Gladys is out!" Chris yelled out.
Xylia looked at Gladys, and mentally face-palmed herself. "Crap! Sorry, Gladys! I totally forgot you were a vegetarian!"
"It's okay, darlin'! You didn't mean any harm!" Gladys replied, as she was teleported out.
Confessional: The SICKEST Challenge ever!
Bitty: How DARE that jerk use her smarts on ME! How DID she know I barf at the mention of fatty foods? Oh… She's a cook… Well… Your hat sucks, so HA!
Xylia: What? I totally forgot that Gladys was TOTALLY a vegetarian!
Gladys: Pescretarian, actually.
Ivan
Ivan played another game, and won flawlessly, earning himself a giant Danielle plush.
"Okay… Note to self; next time, play crappy." Ivan said, as a clown approached him. She appeared to have purple hair, and hearts painted on her cheeks. She was also holding a colorful bag.
"I see that you're having difficulties holding your prizes…" The clown replied with a smile.
"Well, I kinda keep on winning the huge prizes. I wanna win small ones, too!" Ivan said.
"Well… I kinda have this. It's a secret Clown Bag, in which it can hold a whole lotta stuff. Even giant plushies." The clown replied.
"Awesome! Thanks, ma'am!" Ivan said with a smile.
"Hey, Vikki! This challenge is getting exciting!" A voice yelled out loud.
"Oops! Well, gotta go!" Vikki said, running towards the voice. Ivan started to put the items into the bag.
"Well, that was nice of her… Now, to see about more items to win for my friends!" Ivan replied to himself.
Felix
Felix was walking around, when a voice beckoned to him.
"Hey, kid! Hey there, kid!" A voice said. He seemed like a rather shady carny, with several prizes. "How would YOU like to win this VERY rare purple-colored Nantwich fish that swims upside down?"
The carny then pointed to a fish that was indeed swimming upside down…
"Um, dude? That fish is dead." Felix replied.
"Dead? Nonsense, it's just playing dead!" The carny said.
"There's a fly flying next to it." Felix replied.
"The fly's a decoration!" The carny said.
"I know a dead fish when I see one, and I'm seeing one right now." Felix replied.
"But, the Nantwich fish is a very swell sleeper!" The carny lied.
"It doesn't matter; it's still dead." Felix replied, getting a tad fed up.
"Look, just win him, and you'll see that it is NOT dead." The carny said, as he gave Felix some rings. Felix got one in a peg, and the carny gave Felix the bowl.
"Now, I shall prove to you that it IS dead." Felix replied. "Hello? Fishy? I'm gonna ship… Um… two girls named Yessica and Irene together!"
Meanwhile, at the lot…
"AH-CHOO!" Both Yessica and Irene sneezed together at the same time.
"Yuri Syndrome?" Yessica asked.
"Yuri Syndrome." Irene replied. "Coco must be shipping us… Again."
Back with Felix…
"…I have some nice bacon-flavored fish food for you!" Felix said, as the carny tapped on the bowl, causing the fish to move slightly.
"There, he moved."
"No, it didn't!" Felix replied. "You just slightly tapped the cage!"
"That was that thing right there!" The carny said, pointing to a rather creepy looking puppet with several arms.
"I'll prove you!" Felix replied, putting on a glove, and taking the fish out. "HELLO? MR. FISH?"
He then slapped the dead fish on the counter.
"Paralyzed. Even I would be, if I was slapped around with that…" The carny said.
Felix couldn't help but sigh. "I'm gonna be here for quite a while…"
The Tweens
Back on the ride, the action was getting intense, as the ride was going faster.
"WEEEEEEE!" Xylia yelled out in pure joy.
"WEEEE nothing… I feel like I wanna…" James said, as…
"BBBBBAAAAARRRRRFFFFF"
"And James is out!" Chris said, as James was teleported off the ride, and the ride came to a slow stop.
"Okay, kids… The remaining 12 of you come with me." Chris said, as they followed Chris.
In front of another ride, was what appeared to be teacups. But not just any teacups…
"The Crazy Dance?" Lily asked. "Did I see this from somewhere before?"
"I think it was in that movie sequel with that little boy? Who's dad played as Clifford, the Big Red Dog?" Treela replied.
"Welcome, to the Crazy Dance! It's the next ride on your carnival adventure! Remember, the next three that hurls is out of the challenge, as always… Ready to get crazy?" Chris asked.
"I was BORN ready!" Nancy said with a smile.
"I… was not…" Katherine replied.
"Ready? 3! 2! 1! GO!" Chris yelled out, as the Kids' rides started up.
Bitty looked at the ride with interest.
"Bitty? Where you going?" Zentaro asked.
"Well, my froggy fiend… I gotta use the bathroom." Bitty said with a lie, as she ran off.
"Um, come back safe?" Zentaro replied to himself.
Over at the switch, Bitty saw some knobs that read "Fast, Way too Fast, Lucy Speed, See some serious s*** Speed, and TARDIS Speed". She set the crank towards TARDIS Speed. "Perfect. Let's see that rookie cook order THIS up!"
Back on the ride, the scene started to speed up, as well as the ride's music.
"Um, is this ride going way TOO fast?" Peki asked.
"I believe so…" Danielle said, as she gagged a little. "So much for not tasting breakfast again…"
"Danielle? Just hang in there, man!" Peki replied. "Just think of really hot anime characters, like…"
"BBBBAAAAARRRRFFFF"
"…Mizuki Himeji from Baka and Test?" Peki said, realizing it was too late to save Danielle now.
"Look, just promise me… Don't blame Cookie Crisp for this one…" Danielle replied, as she teleported out.
"And Danielle is out!" Chris yelled out, as Danielle teleported into the scene with a full barf bag.
"Eh, just as well. I can win Ivan something, now." Danielle replied, walking to a game stand.
Confessional: Then what is there to blame?
Peki: (She is staring at something offscreen.) I am Pekilina Ariel Duck. You made my best friend vomit. Prepare to be eaten! (She holds up a Wheatabix box.) What? Danielle said to promise I wouldn't blame Cookie Crisp. This is WAY different!
Danielle: (She is holding a plushie of a Tepig from Pokemon.) I've a feeling Peki pseudo-broken her promise…
Felix
"Frozen?" The carny asked.
"Dude, you already said it was paralyzed. Then you said it was attracted to me because I had the Cute Charm ability." Felix replied, holding the fish close to the carny. "Quit using Pokemon status ailments and listen! This fish is NO MORE!"
Just then, an eagle swooped down and snagged the fish out of Felix's hand.
"…Correction. NOW it is no more." Felix said. "Not as soon as it hits it's stomach."
"Okay… Want to try for this record?"
"I will not go for that record, it is scratched." Felix replied. "And this Bieber dude DESERVED to have his record scratched!"
"Fine… How about a different prize?" The carny asked, giving Felix some more rings.
"Sure." Felix replied.
The carny couldn't help but smile, as he was thinking to himself, not paying attention.
"What a naïve fool… There's no possible way he can win any of the GOOD prizes…" The carny thought.
"Finished!" Felix said, as he looked to see that the rings got onto an oversized peg.
"How… When… Which…" The now stunned carny replied. "Okay, you win…"
He then walked out of the game stand, and wheeled out a box.
"This is Robo-Unit Tiana-Ultros-Tobias-Uzki, or Tutu for short." The carny replied. "It's an experimental robot that hasn't been tested out… Maybe you would be the first?"
"Cool… Thanks!" Felix said, taking the box.
"But… I gotta ask. How did you get the rings over the peg?" The carny asked.
"Um… Magician's secret?" Felix asked. "KTHANXBAI!"
Confessional: At least Felix didn't slap the carny with the fish.
Felix: Hey, I don't use these smarts just for stellar grades and inventing wild stuff. I knew the carny would try to cheat me… That's why I cheated back by increasing the size of the ring using an invention. But… What is this Tutu? Oh, well. Back to winning a prize for Ivy!
Back on the ride, things were getting hectic. Keala wasn't looking so hot, himself…
"Keala? Please don't hurl… Totally don't hurl!" Xylia replied, practically begging.
"Sorry, Xylia…" Keala said, as he hurled into his bag. He promptly teleported out.
As soon as he was teleported out, Katherine came up to him post haste.
"Keala? You barfed…" Katherine said.
"But…"
"No buts, you're headed home! You're going back to your original diet!" Katherine replied.
Xylia saw some of the action from her teacup. "She's totally taking Keala away! I gotta do something!"
She then did some thinking. "Okay, Xylia… Think gross things… Twilight? Yuck! Team Edward? Double yuck!"
A few moments later…
BLLLAAAARRRRFFFFF!
"And Xylia is out!" Chris replied, as she teleported next to Chris. She instantly turned towards Keala and Katherine.
"Katherine? How could you totally keep your son SOOOOO hold up like that?" Xylia asked. "How long has he totally been like that?"
"Since birth. Why?" Katherine replied.
"Well, something may had caused you to be like this…" Xylia said.
"Nevermind that, how about the OTHER KIDS?" Katherine yelled at Chris.
"I'm trying!" Chris replied right back, pressing random buttons on a remote, causing various objects to appear.
"Is that a giant toilet?" Zentaro asked.
As well as a blonde boy hugging it.
"Why is he hugging the toilet?" Gladys also asked.
"Screw this…" Xylia replied, running towards the ride's control box.
At the control box, the box was sparking.
"How could someone SOOOOO put the controls on TARDIS speed?" Xylia asked herself. "And it's totally sparking badly…"
Xylia knew she had to turn the machine off any way she could. That's when she knew… She had no choice.
"Well… I totally had a good run on the show…"
She then grabbed a hammer from her hat, and smiled.
"Time to ORDER UP!" Xylia yelled out loud, as she ran towards the control box… and hit it with the hammer…
The resulting small explosion sent a shocked Xylia flying, all the way into a dunk tank, resulting in a huge splash.
"XYLIA!" Keala yelled out loud, running towards the dunk tank, worried about his friend.
A few minutes later, the ride was over, and everyone was off the ride, feeling light-headed and light-legged.
"Never again, will I not call this dance CRAZY…" Peki replied.
"Campers, we shall take a break, so you can gather your bearings."
"See, Keala? This is the reason that this show and the outside world is dangerous, even if you did save Xylia." Katherine said. "Shame she still got sick."
Indeed, Xylia was covered with a blanket, feeling a bit under the weather.
"Thanks, Keala." Xylia replied, sneezing a bit. "Who totally fills up a dunk tank with ice water, anyway?! But still, what has you SOOOO over-protective over… -AH-CHOO!- Keala?"
Katherine couldn't help but sigh…
"Okay… It's time that I told you… everything. When I was pregnant with Keala… I had the daughter of a cute girl… We were in the park playing one day, until… Some people knocked us out, and when I came to, my girl was gone. My sweet little Kyli… She was kidnapped, and… They found her big toe a few days later… I instantly knew she was dead, and I promised myself that I would keep Keala safe…"
"Whoa… I didn't know…" Xylia replied.
"And now, can you see why I want to keep Keala safe at all times?" Katherine said.
"But… Would this Kyli want you to move on?" Kyli asked, coming into view. "Sorry, I was listening in on the story…"
"Who are you?" Katherine asked. "And why are you so familiar to me?"
"Nevermind that… I wanna ask the same thing that this pink haired girl said. Do you want to keep this Keala boy cooped up for the rest of his life?"
"Well…"
"If it helps…" Kyli said, taking off her shoe, exposing her foot… The big toe was missing.
"Whoa…"
"My name's Kyli, and I also have a story to tell… I was taken from my mom, and promply enslaved at six years old… for four to five years, I was doing VERY hard labor… Until things took a different light. I managed to escape, and I was found walking down the road by a punk band. They soon took me in, and…" Kyli replied.
"Still… It doesn't prove a fact!" Katherine said. "Not without a DNA test!"
"May I provide?" Felix asked, walking into view, wheeling the box holding Tutu in. "Even I was listening in, as well. I have a device that can solve this once and for all."
"If you think so…" Katherine replied, as Felix took out the DNA tester.
"Now, Kyli and Keala?" Felix asked, as both Kyli and Keala put their fingers into the holes…
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…
"…DING! KYLI AND KEALA RELATED! BROTHER AND SISTER!"
"Whoa…" James replied.
"Whoa, you're my sister?" Keala asked.
"Apparently…" Kyli said.
"Now… It's your turn, ma'am." Felix said to Katherine.
"Okay…" Katherine said, as she and Keala put their fingers in the holes…
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…DING! KATHERINE AND KYLI RELATED! MOTHER AND DAUGHTER!
Katherine and Kyli looked at each other for a few moments, until…
"Kyli?" Katherine asked.
"Mom?" Kyli also asked, as the two of them hugged.
"Kyli Lasagna Broompool! I'm so happy to finally see you!" Katherine said. "What happened to you for all these years?"
"Well, I was adopted in by a punk band called the Cat's Claws. I was their stage manager for quite a while, and I was doing a good job. I was eventually promoted to bandmate at my sixteenth birthday, and… Well, it explains the body piercings… and the white face paint." Kyli replied.
"Still, I'm just so glad to see you safe after all these years!" Katherine said, hugging Kyli again.
"So, does this mean that Keala has to go home?" James asked.
"Go home?! What are you talking about?" Katherine asked. "If my daughter's safe and sound… Keala? I promise, that things WILL change at home. No more living in a bubble! Also, you can stay on the show."
"Really? Awesome, mom!" Keala replied, hugging his mom.
"Now, as for Kyli…" Katherine said, taking off her sweater, and tying it around her waist. Her bare arms were exposed.
"I didn't know you had…" Keala replied, looking at Katherine's arms.
"Wow, rockin' the tattoos, ma'am!" Nancy said, grinning.
"Yep, I was originally into rock and roll! But for now, I have some catching up to do with my daughter!" Katherine said. "Maybe I'll get my nose repierced!"
Kyli couldn't help but sigh. "Aww, mom…"
Both Kyli and Katherine took their leave.
"Isn't it awesome, Keala? Your mom totally unleashed your chains, and you have a big sis, now!" Xylia replied, as she sneezed.
"You gonna be okay, Xylia?" Keala asked.
"It's nothing, just a cold." Xylia replied.
"Okay, now that we got all of this settled, let's get back to the challenge at hand!" Chris said.
Confessional: All's Well that Ends Well!
Keala: Wow, my mom set me free, and my sis reunited with mom… And Xylia helped mom out… She's a cutie… (He blushes.)
Xylia: I never did thank Keala for helping me out of the dunk tank… (She blushes.) He's SOOOO made of win!
At a ride that looked like a pirate ship, the kids were amused. Partially one.
"COOL! Is that the Merry from One Piece?" Danielle asked. "Curse being out THIS early!"
"Correct you are, Danielle! This is the infamous Merry from One Piece, that was given a proper burial at sea…" Chris said, as he was hit by a cupcake.
"Idiot! SPOILER WARNING IT NEXT TIME!" Peki yelled out loud.
"Where you get the cupcake?" Opi asked. "Xylia's currently sick, so she couldn't had made it."
"Anyways, you know the drill by now, so time to get on the cruse!" Chris yelled out loud.
The ride soon started, as the boat started to swing.
"This isn't so bad…" Melody said, smiling.
"Not bad? After being on the Crazy Dance, a gentle ride is what we just need…" Vaughn replied.
Soon enough, the ride started to pick up speed.
"Um, did the actual Merry go this fast?" Hambo asked. "Peki?"
"Dude, you're asking the WRONG person. The TRUE person to ask is back at port." Peki answered.
BLLLLAAAARRRRFFFF!
"Sorry, Melody!" Easter replied right back, as he teleported.
"It's okay, Easter! You tried!" Melody said, as she started to feel sick. "Urp… Nancy? Think you can hang in there?"
"I'll try my best!" Nancy replied, smiling as…
BLLLLAAAARRRFFF!
Melody vomited and teleported away.
"Guess everything lays on me to win the challenge…" Nancy said, as the ride became to go really fast.
"Nancy?" Vaughn asked. "I don't feel so good…"
"Vaughn? Hang in there, bro! You just gotta!" Nancy said.
"Sorry, Nancy… But I'm about to hurl buckets!" Vaughn replied, as he vomited into his barf bag.
"And Vaughn is out!' Chris shouted out loud, as the ride came to a complete stop.
As soon as everyone was off the ride, Chris was smiling.
"Kids… You ready for the FINAL ride of the Challenge? This time, if someone can outlast 5 barfers, they take it for the team!" Chris said.
"So, what's the ride?" Opi asked with interest, as Chris pointed to a ride going up to the sky.
Confessional: The most BRUTAL ride yet!
Danielle: The Stomach Shredder… Now I am GLAD I managed to barf when I did…
The six kids were strapped inside. "This is for all the marbles! Kids ready?" Chris asked. "Okay, go!"
The ride started to build up speed, as they started to comment towards each other.
"Well, today was a really cool challenge!" Hambo said.
"I'll say. I never thought I last this long!" Peki replied.
"So, whatever happens, let's say this was a really awesome challenge…" Nancy smiled.
The ride started to jet up into the air. It did several jets up into the air, as the kids on the ground watched.
"Whoa, REALLY glad I'm not on that ride…" Danielle said, as Ivan came up to her.
"Hey, Danielle." Ivan said, smiling.
"Hey! Had a good time?" Danielle asked.
"Well, yeah." Ivan admitted shyly, offering a plushie of a blue haired girl in a Japanese school uniform. "Won this for you…"
"Cool, this is a Konata Izumi plush from Lucky Star!" Danielle said, smiling. "I wish I had something to give you!"
"Pfft, I don't need anything!" Ivan replied, grinning, as Lily teleported in behind the two.
"Okay, for the record, I had a 20% chance of NOT vomiting, with a chance of puking." Lily said to the two.
Another teleported in, as well.
"Whoa…" Hambo replied, feeling really dizzy.
"Guess this challenge is going down to the wire…" Ivan said.
Meanwhile, on the ride, Easter wasn't looking so hot.
"Well, guess this is it, for me." Opi said, as she vomited into the bag. "Good luck, you rich sweetie!" She then teleported out.
Peki was then concerned. "I'm up against two tomboys… Which most likely NEVER vomit… I'm hosed…"
She then had a bit of a thought, as she smiled.
"What am I thinking? I'm Pekilina Ariel Duck! I faced up against the worst person I met, and I still survived! I'm NOT gonna let a silly setback keep me down! Besides…"
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"…I still gotta blame Cookie Crisp for electrocuting Xylia and making her sick!" Peki yelled out loud. "Bring it on, Treela and Nancy!"
The three continued to hold it in, as the ride rocked their insides all around. Peki kept strong, but someone wasn't feeling so hot.
"Urp… This is gonna be uncool…" Nancy said, as she vomited into the barf bag. She was then teleported out.
"Nancy's out! That means the Chickens lose this challenge!" Chris yelled out loud. "Now, it's down to Treela and Peki!"
Peki and Treela kept on trying to keep it in, as the ride continued.
"This is so GROOVY!" Treela yelled out loud. "More groovy than a computer with a ZEUS graphics card!"
Peki had to do some thinking. "Well, I heard that my dad's making a computer known as the ARCEUS 90,000. With Internet speeds faster than light years! Yep, you can download a HUGE game like Skyrim in just 10 seconds!" Peki said, as Treela started to get excited.
"Tell me more…" Treela replied, starting to feel sick.
"Yep, and it also comes with the best virus scanner built for the system, A sound card with sound as clear as snow, a fourth wall breaking monitor, so you can grab cake from it…"
Treela just couldn't hold it in any longer…
BLLLAAAARRRRFFFFF!
"And Treela is out! Meaning, Peki and the Smug Snakes are the winners!" Chris yelled out loud.
Treela was impressed. "Wow, how did you know what made me tick?"
"Well… I had a hunch. Plus, Yessica told me how you adore computers when she was thawing me out." Peki said, smiling.
Pretty soon, the teams were waiting to see who the winner was for the challenge.
"Can we hurry? We really need to wrap Xylia up in some more warmer clothes." Keala said.
"Okay, seesh! With Peki the only one still standing barf-free, the Winners of this challenge goes to… The Snakes!"
The Snakes cheered as they heard the news.
"And a special reward goes to Pekifor lasting the longest through the challenge! You and two special guests of your choosing will get to attend the rest of the carnival!" Chris said with a smile. "Including ANY of the Chickens!"
"Really?" Peki asked, as Chris nodded his head. "Well, I choose Danielle… And Ivan."
"Cool!" Ivan said, smiling.
"The Snakes get Second, and excluding Ivan… See the Chickens at the Ceremony!" Chris said, as he took his leave.
Confessional: One Chicken's being sent to pasture…
Xylia: Even though I'll g-g- AH-CHOO! Get most likely voted off for being totally sick… I had a good time here!
Melody: Like hell I'm letting Melody get ejected… Time for a HUGE plan…
Back at the Lot, Xylia was having some chicken noodle soup.
"I gotta say, thanks for SOOOOO having these last few days be awesome!" Xylia said, smiling.
"Dude, what are you talking about? You're not dying!" Nancy replied, grinning.
"Yeah, in fact, I'm quite surprised I'm not dying due to a stomach pain I've been having…" Melody said.
"Wait, what stomach pain?" James asked.
"Oh, nothing… Gonna vote now…" Melody replied.
The Chickens looked at each other, with concern about their friend.
About 10 minutes before vote-time, Melody was a bit dizzy.
"Whoa, stuff's happening… Mainstream stuff…" Melody said, as the team came up to her.
"Okay, something's SERIOUSLY wrong!" Gladys replied.
"Yeah, you're feeling a LOT light-headed." James said.
Well… You remember when me and Easter saw Yagmur beating on Ivan?" Melody said, as she raised her shirt up to reveal…
…A stab wound. It looked to be infected.
"…Well, after I whisked Easter away to the Camera Room… I tried to be a hero and save Ivan myself…" Melody shamefully replied.
"Holy crap, this thing's SOOOOO infected! Why didn't you totally tell anyone about this, earlier?!" Xylia yelled out loud, scolding the hipster.
"I… didn't want to be medi-evak'ed. I just wanted to have fun with my friends… You guys." Melody said.
"Look, fun is fun, but we gotta vote for someone." Keala replied.
Confessional: Cast your vote, you know the rest.
Xylia: That stab looked… yuck. I vote for Melody so she can get better.
James: My vote has to go to Melody. Poor girl, but she needs that scar looked at.
Melody: I faked the dizziness... I had to make it look real enough. As for my vote… I vote for James. Not sure, but we're STILL friends, okay?
At the Ceremony, they were awaiting their fate. Soon enough, Chris arrived.
"Kids, these bags of popcorn determine your fate. If I call out your name, come up, and receive your popcorn! Ivan is immune…"
"So is Xylia… Feel better soon, okay?"
"Gladys…"
"Nancy…"
"Keala…"
Both Melody and James were left without a bag of popcorn.
"Melody! James! This is the last bag of the evening… And tonight, it goes to…"
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"…James."
James was happy that he caught his bag.
"Well, time for me to go!" Melody said, smiling.
"Wait, you're happy you lost?" Keala asked.
"Well… Xylia gets to stay on!" Melody replied, smiling. "That, and I've already won."
Xylia smiled. "I totally owe you one."
The team was saying their goodbyes to their favorite hipster girl, and was in the middle of saying goodbye to Gladys.
"Bye, Melody. This show will be less mainstream without you." Gladys said.
"Melody, you were AWESOME!" Nancy replied, hugging her. "I'm gonna miss you!"
"WAIT!"
Easter was running up to the team.
"I just heard! Did you?" Easter asked.
"Fraid so…" Melody said. "Easter? You gotta win this for both of us now, okay?"
"You bet I will!" Easter replied. "Consider this as a farewell gift!"
Easter then took Melody in for a kiss. Pretty much their last one for quite a while…
"Now… gotta board the Limo. I'm woozy enough as it is… Oh, and Yagmur is Mainstream!" Melody replied, as she got into the Limo, and it sped off into the night.
"Chickens? You're all safe… For now…" Chris said, as he took his leave.
Meanwhile, in the limo, Melody lifted up her shirt, and exposed her scar. She smiled.
"Aw, the magic of stage make-up." Melody replied. "Done so Xylia could have another chance."
She slid back and watched the street lights pass her by. But under one of the lights seemed someone familiar. But it went by too fast to tell.
"Huh? From the looks of things… It looked like…"
Back at the Carnival, Peki, Ivan, and Danielle were in line for a Ferris Wheel, called The Trundle of Companionship.
"They say that if you find a shooting star while on the trundle, your friendship will last forever… You think it could work?" Ivan asked.
"Don't see the reason why not!" Danielle replied.
Once on the Ferris Wheel, they could see the entire cityscape on top.
"Wow, you can see everything from here!" Peki said, smiling.
"Big time!" Danielle replied.
"I'm so glad Yuka got me into Total Drama…" Ivan said, smiling.
The three looked up to see what appeared to be some shooting stars, flying by side by side.
"Cool… Do stars usually do that?" Peki asked.
"Heck, even I'm not sure…" Danielle replied, as she held onto Ivan's hand. Peki did the same thing, as they watched shooting stars fly by. They knew they didn't need any silly stars to know that they forged a bond that could never be broken…
Confessional: Would The Path is Open from Persona 4 fit here?
Ivan: I'm with my two bestest friends… I learned Xylia's my cousin… Best day ever! How can it get any better?
Back on the ferris wheel, Danielle snuck in a quick kiss onto Ivan's cheek, causing him to blush.
"Danielle!" Peki playfully scolded her friend.
Chris was on stage, ready to give out the Outro.
"And so, our Mainstream Melody is out! And a mother and daughter was reunited! But what will happen next time? Will Ivan and Danielle ever hook up? What's with this Tutu that Felix has? Who will be eliminated next? All of these questions will be answered next time, on…"
"Total!"
"Drama!"
"ALPHAKIDZ!"
Loser's Cabin, Girl's Side
"Are you sure you're gonna be okay sleeping on a futon, Xylia?" Gladys asked.
"Pfft, I slept in a cold Confessional on Night 1. I'll b-b-AH-CHOO! Be fine." Xylia replied.
"Bless you!" Nancy said.
"Thanks." Xylia replied, as there was a knock on the door. Xylia answered it.
Outside the door… was Quant… And she wasn't looking so hot. She was currently looking VERY beaten up.
"Quant?! What totally happened?!" Xylia said. "Who did this to you?!"
"Help… me…" Quant replied, before she collapsed in front of the door. Everyone was next to her within a moment...
VOTES TO COME LATER
Quant, Ralph, Winter, Alora, Seth, Coco, Yagmur, Felix
Melody… What can I say about her? I intended for her to be a villain at first, who would have a change of heart, while still being a hipster. She was awesome, her story was awesome, all in all, she rocked. Sadly, her tale ends here. Her elimination was inspired by Vinnie's Elimination from SFC, even if Melody used stage makeup.
But what's this about Quant? Wow, even if it isn't a cliffhanger, it still is!
Also, Felix's interaction with the carny is inspired by Monty Phyton.
NEXT TIME: We find out more about Quant, while the kids go on a date!
BaconBaka OUT!