Authors Note : So ...its been a while but...BANG IM BACK BITCH lol This story goes out to all of my readers and of course my wonderful reviewers and friends.

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Chapter 25

"So Ginny, did you hear about the Great Ball?" Luna said taking a sip of her pumpkin juice.

"Great Balls...You-Yes, yes you do Luna." Ginny joked and then added when she saw Luna's smirk. "Yeah, I heard some girls talking about it in Romaine's class, pretty useless for me though since I can't take Sirius, but yeah."

"I thought you were mad at him about leaving you alone that night," Luna said with an eyebrow raised.

"Oh I am. That damn dog is going to pay for that, but as for the Ball, well, I need a date and taking a Professor is out of the question." Ginny taking a slow bite out of a biscuit.

"BOOO!" Luna said with a thumbs down sign and her head bowed.

"Are you going with Ron or reconsidering Gerty? Taking the Headmaster isn't a rule." Ginny asked cautiously.

"As much as I love Gertwolf...I just cant do that to Tonks. I'm Ron's girlfriend now so I'm expected to be his date, but, honestly I think he already asked Hermione." She said looking sullen.

"WAIT WHAT! He can't be your boyfriend and go with that, that soul sucking pomegranate!"

"Isn't pomegranate a fruit? That was an excellent insult, who wants to be a fruit anyways? Well, unless you find the opposite sex attractive " Luna said averting the subject.

"LUUNNNAAA YOU CANT POSSI-" Ginny started angrily.

" Morning Luna, Ginny " Ron said as he took a seat and gave Luna a kiss on the cheek.

"WHY YOU-"

" OUGHT to try out for the ballet squad!" Luna intercepted like some sort of football player dressed in tights tackling other men in tights over balls.

"Ballet squad? I...would be GREAT for that ! A couple of years Aunt Myrtle bought me a tut- oh whoa there's Hermion- Harry I meant Harry with Hermione " Ron said taking a quick anxious glance at Luna who seemed to think the frosted flakes were the most interesting thing she'd ever seen but... then again, when it came to Luna that could totally be possible.

"I better go. Enjoy your breakfast guys." Ron stood up, but as he was about to turn away and leave, he awkwardly bent down and gave Luna a sloppy kiss on the lips.

Ginny's eyes immediately found their way to the head table and sure enough there was Remus trying to hide the pain in his eyes but she could always tell with him. He was at this moment caught between werewolf and man. Whether to tear Ron to shreds or stand by and watch. Gertwolf turned his attention to Sirius. Apparently todays reaction was the latter, how lame Ginny thought; I really wanted some blood and guts with my breakfast.

"So...maybe its time I get you a deballing kit for Christmas huh?" Ginny asked, taking a long sip of pumpkin juice after Ron left.

"You have an odd fascination with balls, Ginny Weasley." Luna smiled, cocking her head to the side.

"Mmm...I've been told. So...wanna be my date?"

"PINCHE LESBIANA!" Luna cried out in Spanish and stabbed her egg yolk.

"Thank you..." Ginny said looking at all the faces turned toward her including Sirius with a huge grin on his face. "You just outted me to the entire magical community in Español...beats my idea of walking around with Lady Gaga by my side and singing Glee show tunes."

"Silence your American ways Ginerva, sure I'll be your date, but...you have to wear a tux. If we're in a lesbian relationship, I demand you be the butch."

"I guess that means I'm the pitcher and your the catcher," Ginny said with a raised eyebrow.

"Doesn't that require a penis?"

"Hmmm...not in some countries." Ginny said grabbing a sausage with her fork.

"Wait what?"

HEAD TABLE

Mere seconds after the Ron kiss of brutal Gerty heart destruction.

"Ro...Ron and Luna?" He asked, looking at Sirius who was looking fascinatedly at the tapestry behind them.

"Wha? Are you talking to me? Cause I don't know anything I swear on my mothers grave...If I be lying may Merlin strike you down right now!"

"How long?" Remus said glaring daggers at the other man, as he rubbed the back of his neck nervously.

" Ughh...When I saw Ginny this morning. After quite possibly the most awesome make up sex. Ever...incredible earth shaking make up sex...Casanova was twisting and turning in his grave I swear."

"That's not gonna throw me off the subject, Sirius."

"Damn...Ok, ok I was meaning to talk to you about it, but Tonks was in your office all day. What was I supposed to do? Charade the gossip to you? 1st word," Sirius said, making a circle with his hand.

"O?"

Sirius looked at his hands "It's supposed to be the moon, shitfart."

"Well in any case I'm...happy? For them. She deserves someone her age."

"Are you forgetting I'm getting married to a girl half my age."

" Half?" Gerty chuckled, "Don't take it the wrong way but you were always the womanizing rebel of the group. Besides...I ...I mean..." He cleared his throat and then sighed.

"Ron and Luna huh...yeah I can see that...they're both a little off sometimes...together they'll be the spaced out version of Fred and George...tweedle dee and tweedle dum if they were stoned out of their minds." Remus said finally in resignation.

"Just because their both grade A crack heads doesn't mean they belong together Moony. I mean think about it...your nickname is Moony, you transform in the light of the moon... Luna ,her name literally means moon man...if that isn't a crazy fucked up fate driven in your face irony then I have no idea what is."

"Lets just drop the subject, she's with Ron and I'm...well I'm fucking engaged."

"Man if you love Luna that's all that matters." Sirius said and rolled his eyes when he noticed Remus had lost focus and was trying to sneak a peak at the girls. "Any way, there are more important matters at hand. Word on the street is Ron already asked Hermione to the dance."

"WHAT! He cant do that...that's stupid. He's with Luna! He can't just not go with his own girlfriend."

"Exactly. That's were you come in...you have to get to her at the Ball. This guy doesn't care about her, he doesn't love her. Is that what you want for her?" Sirius said leaning back in his chair.

"No...but someone else will surely ask her. "

"Yeah...my fiancé actually."

"What? Do you mean Ginny's gonna ask Lu-"

"PINCHE LESBIANA!" Luna cried out.

"Yup. My wife's a butch."

Authors Note- So again sorry for the delay I'll try to update faster and ...hmmm is it weird to beg for reviews...cuz I totally wont be that big of a loser ...I wont really...um

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