Kenza: "HELLO PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD AND WELCOME TO FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST DARES!"

Edward: "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE BROTHER!?"

Kenza: "What do you mean?"

Edward: "I FOUND HIM THIS MORNING ON THE GROUND PASSED OUT AND LOOKING DRUNK!"

Kenza: "Oh...No comment..."

Edward: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO COMMENT!?"

Mei: "I think it was a dare..."

Winry: "Actually...I know what happened."

Edward: "THEN WHAT!?"

Ling: "I switched the milk and wine into diffrent bottles."

Edward: 'WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?"

Ling: "Well Winry-"

Winry: "I TOLD HIM TO SO YOU WOULD DRINK YOUR MILK!"

Edward: "SO NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU THINK I LIKE WINE!?"

Winry: "I KNOW YOU LIKED THAT TYPE OF WINE AND THOUGHT YOU WOULD DRINK IT!" *both start to argue*

Kenza: *sweat drops* "Ok..."

Alphonse: "nuh wah?" *wakes up all dizzy* "My...head hurts...what.." *hiccup* "happened?..."

Mei: "Long story..." *helps Al up and sends him to a room with a bed*

Kenza: "I hope he gets better...Anyway's, ON WITH THE DARES! Our first dare competitor is DuskHeart 13." *goes to emo corner* "I didn't pick his dares for a wile and feel just awful..."

Mei: *comes back*

Kenza: "Have a life time supply of cookies!"

Mei: "Really? A life time supply..."

Kenza: "Fine...its only for 5 months, BUT TO ME ITS LIKE A LIFE TIME SUPPLY! Use them well my munchkin."

Riza: "Right...*rolls eye's*

Kenza: "LETS HEAR SOME DARES!" :D

LAWLZ. I FROGOT TUCKER AND CO GOT BLOWN UP! XD
*splits*
Dusk: Fianally, some screen time...
Korrin: Where the H is Seth?
Aster: A date.
Everyone except for Dusk and Aster: *jaw drops to floor and o_o...*
Len: Hey...
Aster: What's your problem?
Len: Trying to convince Rin not to date.
Aster: Just get a date and you'll be fine.
Dusk: Wait, Rin's dating right now?
Len: Kinda private so I don't know with who.
Dusk: !%$#&% #&%*#(#&%$& HOLY FRIGGIN &*$ seth's- *faint*
Len: By the way, have you ever dated?
Aster, Flame, Craterwing and Ebony: *go to emo corner*
Dusk: Yeah... They got dumped or somethin along those lines.

NOTE: this is kinda spoilers for my stories.

Kenza: "Don't worry guys. Ive never been on a date. And really don't plan on going on one. Dating is a waste of time..."

Winry: "I BET YOU COULDN'T SURVIVE A WEEK WITHOUT ME!"

Edward: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!? YOU COULDN'T LAST A DAY, NO! HOUR WITHOUT THROWING YOUR TRUTH KNOWS HOW HEAVY FREAKIN WRENCH!" *both continue to argue*

Kenza: "See...look how they turned out..." *everybody sweat drops*

Pride: "You have a point..."

DARE LIST:
Tucker: *rips pass* Aster: EAT THAT YOU % $%! If I can't do that, let me do it in front of him after time limit.
Kimbly and Scar: Blow up the people in chapter 22 again.
Ed: *forces milk down his throat* YOU ARE DRUNK AGAIN.
Riza: *drugs Riza again* LOLOLOLOLOLOL You gonna do some crazy stuff.
Every Previous Guest Star Except Sora, Riku, Rin and Len (cuz they're ovr here): YOU'RE BAAAACK! :D
Olivia: You're awesome and murdered a guy.
Armstrong's OTHER sister: Throw a Piano at someone of your choice.
Roy: Meet my friend Axel, nobody # XIII. he's also a pyro.
Kenza: CHOOSE YO CO-HOST.
Dogs with machineguns and Cats with Shotguns: THIS. IS. WAR!
Kenza again: Enable PvP and Killing for the next 9999999999 chapters. I can bring them back to life, you can too. I think.

Tucker: "WHAT! NO! MY PASS TO LIVING!"

Kenza: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCKER! THANKS A BUNCH ASTER! I OWE YOU ONE!" *bashes Tucker on the head with metal bat* "Now I'm happy..." :D

Kimbly and Scar: "YEAH!" *blow up the people*

Kenza: "They'll live..."

Pride: "But they just-"

Kenza: "THEY'LL LIVE!"

Pride: "OK! GEEZ!"

Edward: "NO! PLEASE NO MILK! SPARE ME!"

Envy: "I'm going to enjoy this.." *evil smirks then grabs Ed and pins him down to the ground wile Dusk forces milk down his throat*

Alphonse: "Oh no..."

Edward: *hiccup* "Why do I smell egg rolls?" *walks drunk like just to trip and fall on his face*

Kenza: "I LOVE DRUNK ED! ITS JUST TO FUNNY!" *starts laughing like crazy on the floor*

Envy: "I KNOW RIGHT!" *pulls out video camera and video tapes Ed drunk* "BEST DARE EVER!" :D

Rizza: *drunk as well and passes out on Mustang*

Mustang: *blushes like crazy*

Alphonse: "This show just got weird..."

Mei: "Agreed..."

Ryu: "Why am I back?"

Ken: "Me to..."

Goten and Trunks: "WE WERE JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF SPARING! WHAT GIVES!?" *Trunks looks mad wile Goten looks more confused*

Kenza: "It was a dare."

Ken: "Oh ok..." *still confused*

Goten: "Why is the golden haired man acting like that?"

Trunks: "I think he's drunk..." *sweat drops*

Goten: "Oh..." *also sweat drops*

Olivia: "I am awesome am I."

Kenza: "Yes. Yes you are." :D

Edward: "Youre also hot." *hiccup*

Olivia: *gets mad and decks Ed sending him to Ken who catches him*

Edward: *looks up at Ken* "WOOOOOWWW! *hiccup* YOUR HUGE!" *hiccup*

Ken: "Err thanks...I guess..."

Winry: *rolls eye's*

Catherina: "But I don't want to hurt anybody..."

Olivia: "It's a dare! MAN UP!"

Catherina: "Well...ok..." *grabs Piano and throws it at Zampino*

Zampino: "OOW! WHY ME!?"

Catherina: "I'M SO SORRY! I just threw it at the first person I saw!"

Armstrong: "Good work little sister!" *takes off shirt and sparkles go around* "One day you'll make a fine wife!"

Edward: "AAAHH! WHO LET A WWE WRESTLER IN HERE!? *hiccup*

Winry: "Ed...That's Armstrong...Not a WWE wrestler..."

Edward:*hiccup* "Your hot..." *looks at Winry flirty like*

Winry: *blushes like crazy*

Alphonse: "Brother...I think you need to lie down..."

Edward: "What makes you say that baby bro?" *hiccups then trips and falls flat on his face again*

Alphonse: "That's why..." *helps Ed up and leads him into a room*

Edward: "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SLEEP!" *Ed's wines like a 3 year old*

Alphonse: "You need to..."

Edward: "Only if I go to bed with the hot blond..." *hiccup*

Winry: *blushes even more if possible*

Alphonse: "BROTHER!"

Edward: "I'm serious!"

Kenza: "No your drunk..."

Alphonse: "Bed. Now."

Edward: "Fine...*hiccup* "Only cause i'm tired now..." *walks very drunk like to a room and passes out on a bed*

Roy: "Who are you?"

Axel: "I'm Axel. You?"

Mustang: "Roy. Roy Mustang. Do you like dogs?"

Axel: "I guess so."

Mustang: "YES! BECAUSE I LOVE DOGS!"

Axel: "Uh...ok..." *both continue to talk about random things*

Kenza: "I already have a co host by the way. His names Rikan."

Envy: "Is that it?"

Kenza: "Yup. That was the last one...BYE DUSK! SEE YOU SOON!"

Pride: "Whos next?"

Kenza: "Next dares are from...New Sandy! YEAH!"

Kenza-chan... O3O you missed dares from me at 8/21 & 8/24... But who cares? I got more dares and White Beauty!

Kenza: "I MISSED YOUR DARES!? IM SO SORRY!" *goes to emo corner* "This show is such hard work..."

Kenza-chan: *evil smile spreads across face* Your giving everybody good Warrior names. (the cat stuff) :3 I'm Ashheart...

Kenza: "I guess she wants to be called Ashheart..."

Alphonse: ... ? ... ? ... Umm... I... You... I dare you to eat Ed! *blinks* If he asks why you're eating him tell him, "Cuz" every 5 seconds.

Alphonse: "WHAT!? I'M NOT EATING MY BROTHER! HE'S MY FLESH AND BLOOD!"

Kenza: "Even I think that's a little ext ream...But I'll let gluttony do it." :D

Alphonse: "NO! NO ONES EATING MY BROTHER!"

Kenza: "Get em Gluttony."

Gluttony: "I GET SNACK!?"

Kenza: "YES!"

Alphonse: "NO!"

Kenza: "GET HIM!" *Gluttony runs into Ed's room*

Ed in the room: "AAAAAAAAHHH!" *not drunk any more and starts to run for dear life*

Kenza: *laughing like crazy*

Alphonse: *trying to stop Gluttony from eating Ed*

Kenza: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *wipes tear drop from face* "Ok Ok...NEXT DARE!"

Tucker: I'm back... *takes out chainsaw* Did you miss me? *stabs chainsaw through Tucker* There! :3 *Tucker comes back to life* Aww... *reapeats over and over*

Tucker: "PLEASE STOOOOOPPP!"

Kenza: "KEEP GOING!"

Alphonse: "HAAAA!" *everybody hears gun shots and stops*

Envy: "What was that?..." *Al and Ed come out of room and Al is holding an AK47*

Kenza: 'AL! YOU SHOT SOME ONE!?"

Alphonse: "You mean some thing. I shot Gluttony just to bye time to stop him from eating Ed." :D

Edward: "I have a new respect for you..." *looks petrified*

Kenza: "Oh...k..." *confused*

Pride: So... CUTE! *hugs Pride* Awesome little dude... You are now Ed and Winry's son. *evil grin*

Kenza: "YES!" :D

Pride: "NO!"

Edward and Winry: "WHAT!?"

Kenza: "SHE EVEN AGREES PRIDE IS CUTE! AND ALSO DEADLY! WHO DOESN'T LOVE CUTE AND DEADLY THINGS!" *hugs Pride*

Pride: *tries to breath*

Winry and Ed: *to shocked to speak*

Kenza: "FROM NOW ON, WHO EVER AGREES THAT PRIDE IS CUTE SHOULD SHOUT OUT A CUTE RANT TO HIM!":D

Pride: "NO! DON'T YOU DARE! IF YOU DO I'LL SEND MY SHADOWS AFTER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!"

Kenza: "Ignore him...DO IT PLEASE!"

Pride: "NO!"

Kenza: "NEXT DARE!"

Palm Tree: *evil smirk* You are not going to like this... Neither is Ed... Or someone else... Palm Tree, kiss Winry, on the lips, for 10 seconds.

Edward, Winry, and Envy: "WHAT!"

Edward: "I FORBID IT!"

Winry: "I DON'T WANNA KISS THAT FREAK!"

Envy: "HEY! THAT FREAK HAS FEELINGS!"

Winry: "NOBODY CARES!"

Kenza: "DO THE FREAKIN DARE!"

Edward: "WHAT!? WHY! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME AND WINRY TOGETHER!"

Kenza: "Oh I do. But its a dare."

Envy: "I'll only do it to tick off the little pipsqueak." *evil smirks at Ed*

Winry: "NO! I'LL NEVER DO SUCH-" *Envy shapes shifts into Ed*

Edward: "WHAT THE F-"

Kenza: "NO SWEARING!" *body slams Ed*

Edward: "OOWW!"

Winry: *still dumbfound*

Envy/Edward: "Hey Winry..." *sounds just like Ed and walks closer to her*

Winry: *blushes* "Y-your not Ed..."

Envy/Edward: "What makes you say that..." *grabs Winry by the hand and kisses her gently*

Edward: *ENVY!"

Envy/Edward: *10 seconds go bye and he lets go of Winry gagging*

Winry: *shocked*

Envy/Edward: *turns back to normal and starts laughing like crazy* "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!" *falls to the ground laughing*

Edward: *walks up to Envy calmly then grabs him by the throat* "I'll...kill...you..."

Envy: *trying to breath*

Edward: *starts to drag him to the closet*

Envy: "WAIT A MINUTE! WHY THE CLOSET!?"

Edward: "Your right..." *drags him into a room*

Alphonse: "What is he going to-"

Envy in room: "AAAAAAAAHHH!" *can hear Ed beating him senseless*

Winry: *snaps back to reality then joins Ed in room to beat up Envy*

Kenza: "Huh..."

Mustang: "I guess Envy deserves that..."

Kenza: "Yeah...next dare..."

Shrimp: Pull your teeth out 1 by 1, stuff them up your nose, take your automail arm and leg off, then put the arm in the leg port and the leg in the arm port, then run through the streets in your underwear until people run after you and kill you with torches and pitchforks! :3 Enjoy!

Edward: *comes out of room* "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?"

Kenza: "Do the dare..."

Edward: "NO! I LIKE MY TEETH WERE THEY ARE!"

Kenza: *walks up to Ed and decks him knocking 5 teeth out*

Edward: "AAAHHH!"

Kenza: "Next time its 13!"

Edward: "Fine..." *pulls out teeth*

Everybody: *dying of laughter*

Alphonse: *stops laughing for a bit* "Wait. If you want brother to run down the street with out his auto mail leg, how will he run?"

Kenza: *stops laughing* "Good point..." *shrugs shoulders* "All well. RUN DOWN THE STREET IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

Edward: *about to speak but Kenza shoves gallons of milk down his throat then he gets drunk again*

Kenza: "DO THE DARE!"

Edward: 'OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKK!" *strips into underwear and starts running down the street all drunk yelling his head off soon people get annoyed and start to chase him with pitch forks and torches*

Pride: "That was easy..."

Kenza: "AND PRICELESS!" *laughing very hard on the floor*

Winry: *comes out of room with an uncontious Envy* "What did I miss?"

Edward: "Good job Winry." :D

Kenza: *stops laughing again and looks at Envy* "Wow...let this be a lesson for everybody...never kiss another guy's or girls boyfriend or girlfriend..."

Everybody: "Agreed..."

I got baked goods for everyone! :3 *hands out sweets* Bon appétit!

Everybody: "YEAH!" *nomms on cookies*

Kenza: "EXCEPT YOU TUCKER!" *takes cookie away from him*

Tucker: "COME ON!"

Kenza: "NO BODY LIKES YOU! GO AWAY!"

Tucker: *goes to emo corner*

Bye! You better do my dares Kenza-chan... Or else it's *shifty eyes*

Kenza: "I did do your dares. AND THEY WERE AWESOME! By the way..." *starts to cry like crazy* "I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT DOING ALL OF YOUR DARES!" *gets on her knees* "PLEASE PLEASE FORGIVE ME! AND I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN A WILE! ALOT HAS HAPPENED LATELY..." *runs into room crying*

Edward: "O...k..." *looks confused*

Winry: "I think thats all for today..."

Ryu: "I HAVENT TALKED FOR A WILE!"

Ken: "Same here!" :D

Goten and Trunks: *eating food*

Ling: "THATS MY FOOD!" *starts to chase Goten and Trunks*

Lan Fan: "Young lord, I can get you some more if you like..."

Ling: "NO! THATS MY FOOD! I WANT IT! GIVE IT TO ME!"

Trunks: "NEVER!"

Goten: "NO! I'M STARVING!"

Ling: "GET BACK HERE!" *Goten and Trunks fly away wile Ling is cussing at them*

Mei: "Ok...he's gone insane..."

Alphonse: "I guess we should end the show..."

Mei: "Yeah I guess..."

Alphonse and Mei: "Bye. And thanks for watching FMA brotherhood dares. Please Review!"

Mei: "JINKS! You owe me a soda!" :D

Alphonse: "AW COME ON!"