Chapter 25
Some time later Emma eventually arrived in Snowpoint City. She immediately saved the game refusing to ever travel that route again. She then trudged into the Pokemon Centre and handed her Pokemon to the nurse who healed them.
"You wouldn't happen to have seen my friend here would you? Green hair, very hard to miss." Emma asked the nurse before leaving.
"Yes actually, lovely boy, awesome hairstyle, great looks, falsely accused of crimes. Yes, he was here." The nurse smiled.
"Um, are you feeling alright?" Emma asked looking concerned.
"Yep, absolutely brilliant. Well, apart from these breasts, they're not that good." The nurse continued to smile and Emma started looking scared.
"Ha ha, the look on your face. Priceless!" Emma heard Allen laughing. Suddenly he walked out of the nurse and through the counter. He stood next to Emma and waved.
"What the Hell!" she shouted.
"My package arrived. I ordered Action Replay from eBay when I first got the game. That was my plan all along to cheat. I'm using the Walk Through Walls cheat." Allen explained.
"So, you can take control of people by walking into them?" Emma asked.
"Pretty much. Now, I'm not paying a donation so I need to use you to get my Pokemon healed." Allen grinned.
"What? No!" Emma cried out as Allen walked through her and took control of her body.
"Huh? Can I help you Miss?" the nurse asked having realised what was going on after being released by Allen.
"Could you heal these for me?" Emma asked as she handed the nurse Allen's Pokemon. The nurse healed the Pokemon and returned them to her.
"Thank you. Come again." The nurse smiled. Her smiled turned to a look of confusion when Allen walked out of Emma's body.
"What? What happened?" Emma looked around.
"I just got my Pokemon healed. Come on." Allen said and the two walked out of the Pokemon Centre.
"I'm worried about you having Action Replay. We've messed up the game enough without hacking." Emma looked at Allen.
"All I've done is take control of a couple of people, catch an Arceus and caught a level 100 Starly that only knows Explosion." Allen explained.
"Why?"
"I wanted an Arceus." Allen admitted.
"No, why an exploding Starly?" Emma asked.
"I wanted to know if it worked." Allen smiled and walked into the Gym. Emma followed. "Plus, I think the author is making references to his FanFic series, Pokemon Britain. I was actually in that, but I had silver hair and I was the ultimate in evil. Actually, I need to have a word about that. I would have loved to have been like that in this one."
"Well, that wasn't blatant plugging." Emma said sarcastically.
"Damn you!" the author shouted at Emma.
"I'll just go get Candice over here so we don't have to bother with this stupid maze." Allen walked across the ice, through a couple of snowballs and into the body of a small girl at the back of the Gym. The Gym leader then skated to the front of the Gym to meet Emma.
"Well, here's a Gym badge and one for your incredibly sexy friend. Now, come on." Candice handed Emma two badges and led her out of the Gym.
"Allen, what are you doing?" Emma asked as they walked towards the harbour.
"She saw me cheating, thus, she must die." Candice grabbed a Pokeball and walked out into the water. She began to drown as Allen walked out of her body and along the top of the water.
"Look I'm Jesus!" Allen laughed just before he walked back to land. Candice was thrashing about and realised she was holding a Pokeball.
"Whichever of my faithful Pokemon this is, assist me!" she cried and threw the Pokeball. A Starly emerged from it standing on the water's surface. The Starly tilted its head and exploded.
"Can we go to one Gym without killing the Gym Leader?" Emma asked.
"We've been through this, I don't do it purposely." Allen defended himself.
"Are you trying to tell me you only accidentally tried to drown Candice and you only accidentally blew her up?" Emma asked angrily.
"I'm trying but you're not making it very easy." Allen complained.
Rapidash found the two and followed them into a house in the north east of the town. Inside an old man was sat at a table.
"Do you young ones want to hear a trendy saying?" the old man asked.
"Not really. We came here because you're old and can't defend yourself in the event of burglars." Allen had a look around the house for anything valuable.
"Washing Machine! There, that's a trendy saying." The old man smiled.
"Not really." Emma looked unimpressed.
"So I hear you like Mudkips. That's trendier than bloody washing machine." Allen looked at the old man.
"No it isn't! And I don't even like Mudkips." The old man protested.
"Well you have nothing of value. Goodbye." The three walked out of the house. They walked towards the exit of Snowpoint City when they heard a shout behind them.
"GREAT AETHER!"
"What was that?" Emma asked.
"It sounded like Ike." Allen turned around to see the old man's house gone and the old man lying in several small pieces on the floor. Ike, Mudkip and Sephiroth were stood next to a nearby bus stop looking around.
"Run! Just run!" Emma charged for the exit of Snowpoint City.
"No time to run. Ride like the wind Arthur!" Allen jumped onto his Rapidash's back and rode off ahead of Emma.
The pair escaped Snowpoint City unharmed and arrived at Lake Acuity to find Team Galactic's Jupiter laughing manically and watching some bubbles in the lake.
"Isn't Malcolm supposed to be here?" Allen asked. Jupiter stopped laughing for a moment and remembered the two.
"Other Pink Haired Girl and Trouserless Friend! Good to see you. Malcolm? He's right there." Jupiter pointed at the few remaining bubbles surfacing from the lake.
"I like you!" Allen grinned as he looked more closely into the water to see Malcolm drowning.
To Be Continued...