"Russia, Franc, and America, you have letters."
"Thanks" Russia said opening his letter and reading it.
Dear Papa,
Good luck.
Hope you survive,
~Stalin
"I won't need good luck." Russia mumbled grabbing paper and writing his response.
Dear Stalin,
You will be happy to know that I don't need good luck to survive. I'm going to have to have plenty of sunflowers, and lots of Vodka. Please tell me none of them like Vodka or are too young? I also completed my goal of getting America to become one with me. (through force though.)
~Russia
"Why is he so secretive, that child." France mumbled, reading his letter.
Papa,
I'll tell you when I get there.
~Paris
"Well I can't wait, I have to know."France said, grabbing paper and writing his response.
Dear Paris,
Why can't you just tell your father who his parents are? I'm sure that I could ask someone else, but o trust you more.
~France
"Yes, I'm glad that worked, not for me though." America said reading his letter.
Hey Dad,
Since you replied to Hawaii she has been getting better with Moscow.
~See you soon,
~D.C.
"Wow, I'm really glad that is working out!" America said grabbing paper and writing really fast.
Dear D.C.,
I'm glad that that problem is fixed, but the one about Russia and I, isn't. just yesterday, Russia came to my house and Kidnapped me. He said he was making me become one with him. Is that considered rape? Anyways let's just say that I am looking forward to you coming to see me. Do you like burgers, cause I could make you some! Russia gave some special meat that he says tastes way better, I've tried it too!
Love you,
~America
"LET THE MEETING BEGIN! RUSSIA STOP RAPING AMERICA!" Germany boomed, getting Russia to stop raping America, who was now crying on England's shoulder.