Dear Readers,

I cannot begin to apologize for my extreme lack of updates. I honestly don't have a great excuse besides life and writer's block (extreme writer's block). Hahah, lame, I know. Never fear, though, this is an update and hopefully it will make up for the lack writing recently. I would like to thank all those who stuck with me through these past months. That in mind, I'd also like to thank all those who took the time to review and even personally message me during my time off.

On that note, on with the story and I hope everyone is having an awesome summer!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of its characters.

Edward's POV (A/N: SURPRIIISSEEE :]):

Bella just stormed off and I have no idea how I will even begin to explain to her that Jessica and I hooked up just before she and I became boyfriend and girlfriend slash even started hanging out. Looking back, I knew that I would change my ways when I first saw her and she told me off. She was so beautiful…

I really hope that once she calms down she'll let me explain. I just sighed to myself and ran my hand through my hair, I'm such an idiot!

I decided that I needed some serious advice on what I should do to get her back. Now should I call Jasper or Emmett? Psh…as if there's even a question…

I quickly dialed Jasper's number. He's always been great at sympathizing with whatever situation I find myself in.

"Hello?" Jasper answered his phone.

"Hey man, I really messed up with Bella," I said with a sigh as I thought back to her face when she caught me and Jessica alone in my room.

"Dude, what did you do now?" He asked me and then I heard him bickering with someone. Alice. Just what I need in the time like this…

"Well, you see – " I began but my storytelling was soon interrupted by a certain annoying pixie-like sister yelling into the phone,

"I swear to all that is holy that if you hurt Bella again I will murder you with no remorse, Edward Cullen!"

I had to pull the phone from my ear in the hopes of not losing my sense of hearing due to her high pitched screeching.

"Dude, Jasper can you get my sister to just go check on Bella or something and tell her I'm really sorry and that she needs to let me explain or something please! I'll tell you what happened as soon as you get the little one out of the room."

Jasper sighed and then began attempting to calm Alice down and get her out of his dorm room. As soon as Alice was out of the room, I gave Jasper a replay of the events that had taken place and then listened as he helped me begin a little project I'd like to call: Get to forgive Edward the Imbecile.

Meanwhile…

Bella's POV:

After Alice and I drowned our (meaning MINE and an excuse for Alice to eat her weight in junk food) sorrows in tubs of ice cream and endless snacks for a good twelve hour period, we began plotting revenge on Edskank, as we nicknamed him. Yes, our creativity was lacking a bit, but we were under extreme pressure for revenge ideas NOT nicknames!

Once I agreed to the revenge plotting with Alice, she suddenly pulled out a pink fuzzy notebook with the title of "Ally Cat's Wonderful Revenge Plots: Volume Two," in glitter pen, along with a matching pen out of her new clutch. Well the title sure sounds…fierce, but I can't help, but wonder how many volumes there actually are…I never knew so much could fit into such a little accessory. It was like Mary freaking Poppins' magic bag! Only…Alice…and yeah…

Anyways, so she began with her various psycho plots…

"Well, we could go all Carrie Underwood "Before He Cheats." You know find his PRECIOUS silver, shiny Volvo in the student parking lot and totally slash the tires, key his car, carve your name into his leather interior, and hit his headlights with a baseball bat…Ohhh I can definitely see this one! Plus, I have access to a spare key and –"

She got quite excited about that one and I knew I had to put an end to it immediately.

"Eh, Alice, I think we should try something less…illegal…"

"Alright, alright, so that means no to vandalism. That definitely narrows my list down a bit…" She then began flipping through a few pages of her notebook until she stopped with an,

"Ah Hah! We could put Nair in his shampoo bottle and then his golden locks will be FI-NI-TO!"

"Alice, you know this all sounds…err, AWESOME and I love you for pulling all these out of your notebook and all, but don't you think the best way to get revenge on a cheater is to show him that I'm better off without him?" She nodded in agreement and I then continued with, "So I'm thinking we get a few of the girls together, dress to kill, and then go out on the town. Maybe mix in a little alcohol, dancing, and VOILA!"

Little did I know that Alice's reaction would be a pout and a reluctant, "Alright Bella, whatever you think is best, but I'm going to make a copy of this notebook in case you ever need some good ideas! Plus, you'll always have a piece of me with you at ALL times! Now, since I don't get my little revenge fix for the semester, you have to let me play Bella Barbie in preparation for tonight! Deal?"

Alice stuck out her hand and I had no choice, but to sigh before sticking my own hand out and shaking with her.

"Good girl! Now, go shower up and don't forget to shave. After I'm done with you, you will look FAB!"

On that note, she pushed me out of my own dorm room and began shuffling through my closet.

Little did I know that that sly little pixie sent a certain text message to a certain boyfriend who happens to be bffs with a certain bronze haired boy about a girls' night at Club Vamp.

Looks like things are going to get a little more interesting…

Alright, that marks the end of Chapter 25. I will update later this week for sure! Probably Thursday night at the absolute latest!
Thanks for reading as always and I would love to see your thoughts on the chapter in a review!