WolfGear Presents: New Lagoon
Pairings: Rock x Revy, Benny x Jane, OC's x Oc's
Chapter 25: It was like any other day
I don't own Black Lagoon, Hellsing, or any other references mentioned (it's not like I make money of this) I don't really
Oc's: Rooker Kane, Sheila, Jamie, Mei Chang, Victor, Punk, Hans, Kelti Bernadotte, Talia "Tai" Xing
Time few by for the Lagoon crew after they returned to Roanapur and things have been very quiet, well as quiet as the daily drive by. Course the hoodlums finally got the message not to come near the lagoon office after Rooker and Revy were done with them. Sheila was far into her pregnancy now and was confined to the couch or her bed and she didn't appreciate being woken up during her mid afternoon nap.
On a lighter note Rooker and Sheila finally got married just before Sheila really started to show and the ceremony was held on Dutch's island and Eda was the acting priest or whatever you want to call her. She had a license to marry a person that was pretty much it.
All their friends and family were there too. Integra and Alucard though they didn't bring the kids, for good reason. Bran was there, as was Roberta for some reason. The whole city was up in arms or shitting themselves when she got off the boat.
Course all of the new crew was there, and even Balalaika along with Asta, which was a surprise for everyone.
Mei Chang acted as Sheila's maid of honor, and Hans was Rooker's best man. In the end it was very well done. Course it ended like all Roanapur parties, everyone smashed, except Sheila because she was pregnant obviously and Rooker who had to fairy everyone back to the mainland.
Currently Sheila was lying lazily on the couch watching whatever on TV. Rooker would have to order more channels or something. Now that she had more time to watch TV, she found that it was boring as fuck!
Right now she was the only one in the office. Everyone else was out one on a job having fun. Normally Rooker wouldn't let her be left alone, but this was a big job and they needed the help. The only reason they managed to get Rooker the door was because Victor had put Asta on call in case Sheila needed anything.
Patting her bulging stomach Sheila wondered if she was going to have a boy or girl. Honestly she didn't know which one she wanted. A girl she could handle as long as she wasn't girly. Course there was also the problem of naming the kid. Already the soon to be grandparents have been dropping names in the suggestion box, even Balalaika had come over and slipped in a few. Though Sheila didn't say it out loud she really didn't want to name her son Stalin or Moscow and especially kremlin.
Rooker wasn't much better when it came to picking out names. His suggestions might have been worse than his mother's! Remington, Winchester, Colt, and then if that wasn't bad enough he though naming their kid after a chess piece was better. Bishop, Knight, Rook, ok they weren't as bad, but still chess pieces? Might as while name him after Balalaika… that's it! Dragunov! It's perfect! Balalaika is slang for Dragunov so why not?
Sheila smiled; pleased with herself for coming up with the perfect name for her son, but wait… what if she has a daughter? Crap now she has to start all over!
Ok girl names, definitely not Eda and no offense to her mother, but having two Revys would get confusing. Then how about something similar sounding like Levy! Yes that's perfect! Levy Rebecca Kane if it's a girl and Dragunov Walter Kane if it's a boy.
Pleased with herself Sheila settled down for a nap as the afternoon drifted away.
Meanwhile out at sea. The rest of the crew was having a bit of a strange day. Why? Well it was because two of their scariest and craziest members were having a field day on the fleet of pirate ships, while the rest hid in the armored cabin of the Lagoon staying out the crosshairs.
"My daughter could give birth any day and I'm messing around with you jackasses! DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL?" Revy scream savagely smashing a pirates head into the deck while unloading her gun in to his buddies. Pulling the grenade launcher from her back she leap the nearest boat, fired backwards and below up the boat she was just on dropped a hand full of grenades and jumped off on to another boat.
The normally composed Rooker wasn't handling things better than his mother in law. Armed with a bronco sniper rifle he mercilessly snipped and picked off any pirates stupid enough to get in his cross hairs. So far the count was twenty five, wait make that thirty.
"So how did this happen?" Talia asked watching the two at work. The job did Intel taking on a few ships, but ten modified military attack boats? That's a bit much?
"Kelti punched that one guy in the nose." Hans replied dryly looking at another wave of boats, "Poor fools." He swears he could see devil horns on Revy and Rooker's heads as they demolished everything in their path.
Back in Roanapur Mei Chang, daughter of Dao Chang was on a mission with her fellow Zodiac assassins Horse and Rat. There has been a surge of reports regarding mysterious men in white robes and over several dozen missing person reports of gang Lieutenants disappearing and being found dead. There have been several cases just this past week.
The arrived at the latest incident, the back of Sawyers butcher shop. The chainsaw woman had caught a glimpse of the ones that took down one of their own, the Zodiac assassin Snake. His death wasn't quick. He put up a fight, managed to injure two of his attackers. Then another Robe man with a different emblem from the others showed up and in less than five seconds Snake's head was on the ground.
That's why they were traveling in threes, while the eleventh member stayed as a guard for Dao Chang. Course Mei thought Rabbit would make a better meat shield then anything.
"Rat scout out the area, Horse talk to Sawyer, I'll see if anyone else in the area saw anything." Three Zodiac members separated. Mei travel around the block. This area was on the edge of the Chinese and Columbian mobs territory. Normally she wouldn't crossover, but this was not a normal situation.
"Excuse me sure have you seen anyone in a white robe recently?" Mei asked the Columbian, course he just swore at her to fuck off, so she replied in kind and grasped the short Latino by the throat and pressed the barrel of her gun to his forehead. "I'll ask again, did you see anyone in a white robe recently?"
The man nodded his head. "Si senora, several men in white have appeared in our territory have been spotted. This morning they found the entire Columbian mob murdered including the boss, also our high bounties and skilled members have been killed as well."
Mei dropped the man on the ground and watched him scurry away in fear. If what he said was true then that means the Chinese triad was next on the list, it made perfect sense they were after the Zodiac members!
"Rat, Horse report!" She yelled over the radio, only to receive static. "Shit," She muttered under breath. No point in going after them now. Mei ran towards the car, but stopped short, there would have been plenty of time to plant a bomb, and she couldn't risk it.
Catching movement on the roofs she drew her dragon engraved 9mm pistols and got ready for a fight.
The first three jumped from the roof and landed behind a parked car, blocking Mei's spray of bullets. They dashed from cover in three directions and two more dropped down behind her. Time to show them what Gun Fu was all about! Crouching down Mei dodged the thrust from one her attacks and caught him on her back and flung him to the ground, while shooting him in the head. Another jumped from the roof of a nearby car, blades drawn, she fired three times hitting him in the chest, he fell to the ground, but other than some back pain he was still alive.
"What the fuck?" She cursed firing at the others. They fell from the impact of the bullets, but got back up. They were wearing armor she realized. Time for a change of tactics, charging forward Mei dropped low and tripped her attacker and shot him in the face, three to go.
Ducking it no the ally she quickly reload and ran through the narrow passage. To her surprise three arrows flew past her and stuck the wall in the split of the path. The glowing red light and beeping caught her attention right away and she ducks right into a dumpster right as the arrows exploded!
Mei sneers, "I'll fucking murder you basterds!" Climbing out the dumpster Mei charges in the directions the arrows were fired and sees one of the three attackers with a crossbow ready, only he didn't expect Mei to jump up the side of the wall and leap to the other successfully climbing to his height.
She chuckled, "Told ja I'd kill ya." She says bubbly before pulling the trigger splattering the man's brain over the rooftop. Mei starts laughing like a mad woman unnerving her attackers. One raises his crossbow and fires. Mei catches the arrow with her hand and gives a toothy grin before throwing it at the other robed man sticking it to his clothes.
The Nalnied (foot soldier) Taydr watched in horror as one little girl killed two Jadanhs, he and his comrades tried to best her with numbers, but in a single second she managed to massacre them like nothing! Now the said girl had bond him and dragged him to a butcher shop where this creepy woman with a chainsaw leered down at him.
"Sawyer, this is a special order from me. I want you to use your… skills to get out as much information as you can, without killing him." Mei said in the same bubbly voice as before. "Make it painful though." She grinned amused as Sawyer fired up her chainsaw and screams filled the room.
Elsewhere Sheila snoozed silently with Rooker and Kelti's dogs Carnage and Nuke keeping guard over her sleeping form. Suddenly a great pain erupted in her gut and she screamed in pain, causing the dogs to snarl looking for intruders, but there were none to be found. Confused they turned to their mistress and licked her cheeks trying to calm her down, but to no avail.
The pain in her stomach grew! Sheila desperately tried to reach for the phone, but it lay just out of her reach and then an idea comes to her. "Fetch!" She ordered the dogs pointing to the phone. Obediently they obeyed and Carnage picked the phone up with his teeth and placed it in Sheila's out stretched hand.
"Good boy," She glimpsed trying to ignore the pain, so she could dial, it felt like forever but she finally got through.
"Hello?" Asta asked from her office. The day has been quiet so far; she wondered what Sheila could need at 12 am in the morning.
"It's coming!" Sheila groaned as another wave of pain rocked her body.
"What's coming?" Asta wondered confused.
"The BABY YOU STUPID BITCH!" Sheila screamed dropping the phone. Asta dropped her own phone and dashed out the door right into Victor!
"Whoa, Asta where's the fire?" He joked. Course after Asta rashly explained what was happening, he dashed for the hummer shoving VDV members left and right and even Balalaika! Who didn't take it too well.
"Why in the hell are you two running around like a pair of fucking headless chickens?" She demanded. Honestly she just finishes inspecting the vehicles and these to come plowing into her! What's this world coming to?
"Sheila's gone into labor!" Asta/Victor screamed. A silenced filled the air and suddenly the two found themselves dragged into Balalaika's personal armored jeep with her at the wheel.
"Hang on this is going to get bumpy." Smashing her foot on the peddle Balalaika broke out of the compound not even waiting for the gates to open as she tore right through them and knocked every car in her way of the road!
A civilian on the street had this to say, "OH MY GOD! Balalaika's driving! Everyone run for your lives!" He was run over five seconds later.
When the Russian crew arrived at Lagoon they found Sheila moaning pain and cussing up a storm just like Revy did when she went into labor. Balalaika was the first to step towards the girl, Carnage and Nuke bared her path, but one glare from the Russian mob boss and the two killer hounds backed down.
"Asta, Victor load Sheila into the car. I'll call Rooker." She ordered. Imitate the two complied and carried Sheila down the stairs while Balalaika dialed Rooker's number. "Hello, Rooker, its Balalaika. Sheila went into labor and Victor, Asta and I are taking to the Hospital. Yes, yes I know. Well hurry the fuck up then! Aright, see you in an hour. Bye."
On the Lagoon Rooker slammed the throttle wide open and kicked on the turbo, making anyone not strapped down fall back on their ass as the boat practically flew out of the water! They had finally out run their pursuers and were on their way back when Rooker got the call from Balalaika. Needless to say he was really pushing the Lagoon MK II hard.
"AHHHHHHHHH FUCK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Revy screamed hanging on for dear life as Rock clung to her feet. Hans and Talia were in a similar situation, while Kelti was the only one smart enough to put her seat belt on.
"Sheila went into labor and Balalaika is taking her to the hospital!" Rooker yelled over the roar the engine.
"Then what the fuck are we waiting for go faster!" Revy screamed back, while everyone else paled at the thought of going faster.
Back in Roanapur Balalaika and company have just checked into the hospital. Using her influence Balalaika acquired the serves of Roanapur's best doctor. Meaning she walked in and held a gun to the doc's head while he was in surgery and dragged him out of the operating room.
"I having finished sewing up his chest he could die!" The doctor tried to plead for his patience's live, being one of the few the actually cared. Course Balalaika had her priorities.
"If my grandchild are not properly cared for consider everyone here dead." She said throwing the doc in the room with several nurses and guarded the entrance. No one dare leave. One tried, his head was in the hallway.
The Doc nervously attended to Sheila. Surgery seemed so easy now. "Ok breath, Mrs. Kane, breath."
One hour later.
"I'll FUCKING KILL YOU ROOKER!" Sheila screamed. Right now was not the time to hold her hand as she just crashed the nurse's holding her's.
"Aren't you going to go in there?" Hans asked, while he and rest of the men of the Lagoon crew hid behind the corner.
Rooker shook his head. "Not till I get my steel glove from the office." He replied, walking towards the front of the hospital.
"That's probably a good idea," Hans muttered watching poor nurse being carried out of the room. Her hand was like a pancake.
When Rooker finally returned with his glove he tended to his wife's need to crush anything in her hand while trying to push their child out from inside her. For hours Rooker held Sheila's hand, trying to calm her down, while she threaten to chop of his balls with a rusty spook.
Finally when the cries of Rooker's and Sheila's new born daughter could be heard, Levy Rebecca Kane and she wasn't alone.
"Doctor, she has twins!"
"Oh god," Sheila moaned and began to push again, while Revy tended to Levy.
"Oh she's so cute!" Revy gushed pressing her face against the glass. The lagoon crew stepped away from the gun slinging grandma and her strange delusions of how she was going to spent time with her grandchild. "We're going to have so much fun when you get older. I'll get you a pair of cutlasses like me and we'll have all sorts of fun busting up assholes together!" Course this wasn't nearly as bad as Balalaika.
"Victor, your brother has moved ahead of you. I want you to get that girl of yours knocked up a.s.a.p., while I begin match making the second VDV. The third VDV unit is insight." She laughed crazed. Kelti huddled closer to Victor.
"I don't think I want our kids visiting grandma very often." Kelti said shivering. Victor nodded.
"Yeah, I don't really blame you."
Just then a nurse brought in a blue wrapped blanket and laid him next to the pink one that Levy was wrapped in. The tag read Dragunov Walter Kane.
Everyone watched the twins sleep and smiled, while Rooker kept a sleeping Sheila company. That night the entire Russian mob was stationed at the Roanapur hospital, both as a security measure and to see the captain's grandchildren. Everyone not associated with the two sleeping children pretty much crapped their pants at the sight of every VDV member in one place. Some even died of heart attacks.
The next morning Rooker and Sheila took their kids home to the Lagoon office and life returned to normal for the Lagoon crew, but for how long.
Up on the rooftop of the hospital stood a robed figure, he stared down at the happy new parents with hate and disgust. He pulled his hood down revealing his scared face, looking like a wild animal had mulled him.
"Very soon Rooker, I'll have my revenge. You and this entire city will burn."
Author's note
Finally! Sorry about the wait. So Sheila finally gave birth and had twins! Double trouble right there. Mei's pretty busy too, and what are the Taydr planning? Who is the man on the roof and what did Rooker do to him? Things are going to explode on this powder cag as Roanapur faces down a much worse force then the maid or mobs.
No rap sheet. Let me know if there any characters you like see on the rap sheet.