Story: Just ask Voldie!
Chapter: 25
Word count: 65
Author: Khorale
Review count: 48
Parings: Bella/Voldemort, Voldie in denial.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Harry Potter except my fanfics
Summary: Various people mail Voldemort for advise. Very interesting results shown. Plain humorous and funny. Slight Voldemort OOC.
Author's note: Send your letter to Voldie today! Any insults, advises, or questions are welcome (to me anyways. Voldie'd just insult you back)
Dark lord, sir,
What do you think of Bellatrix Lestrange, then, if not beautiful?
Absolutely not Bellatrix
Dear absolutely not Bellatrix
You better be honest about not being Bella or the next time I see you, you will end up as a pile of shredded meat!
-Lord Voldemort