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Chapter 24

Lions, Jaspers and bears, oh my.

Bella's pov:

The boys all of a sudden started packing things up and were acting really strange, I tried to ask Edward but he just gave me the 'talk about it later' eyes. Alice soon went to bed after Rosalie and all four babies were tucked away, that's when Jasper and Edward grabbed me and pulled me outside.

"What have you two been smoking? Put me down!" I screamed into Jasper'shands which we covering my mouth.

"Your coming with us, we have an Emmett to rescue!" Edward said sounding all soldier like, this made me chuckle. I think I would like Edward as a soldier, the uniform.. Not not Bella! Emmett to rescue? Huh?

"Emmett, what the hell? Where is he and why do you need me?" I was able to speak freely now since we were outside and Jasper had removed his hand. Jasper would make a good soldier too, again of subject concentrate Bella.

"Come on, hopefully he'll be able to explain!" Jasper said.

Both boys were carrying what looked like camping supplies and Emmett's clothes? I just followed them and shut up, it was too late to think too much about what that oaf had done. I fell about 5 times before Edward carried me, man hes strong. We reached what looked like a small clearing and I assume that we were at the right spot because Edward suddenly stopped and let out a gasp. I couldn't see anything because of the way Edward was carrying me I was facing the path we just walked on.

Jumping of Edwards back and huffing I turned and saw what the shock was about. A Naked Emmett.

"Emmett what the? How the? Who the?" Edward began to stutter at him.

"I though Rosie was leading me here for a nigh of hot make up sex up instead she handcuffed me to the tree and run of withmy clothes leaving me with a boot and my cell." Emmett explained rather calmly. Jasper, Edward and myself were still speechless.

"Guys I know you like looking at the goods" Emmett stood up reveling his entire birthday suit "But please throw me some clothes me ass is cold and well Emmett junior is shrinking!" I guess the shock wore of as all three of us burst out laughing at him.

"Hey I don't know what your laughing at, I'm still bigger than you! Edward better be careful now that Bella's seen a real man" I felt Edward stiffen at the side of me then cover my eyes as Jasper threw Emmett clothes.

There's something you hope to never see in your life a naked Emmett bold as brass standing in all his glory insulting his best mates genitals. Now that we here I guess its okay to ask what the hells going on but before I could voice my distress Jasper jumped in with all the questions.

"So why didn't you just come back to the cabin instead of texting me? Since that would of made more sense!"

"Well you see the predicament I was in, walking naked through the woods! I could of tripped or scratched bits of myself on fray pieces of tree and that wouldn't be very nice so I though that I'd call the troops and have a camp out! Plus if I lead Rosie to believe that I have in fact been outside all night, cold, naked and alone she'll be the one groveling to me!"

"Yup, your crazy!" I said to Emmett who actually looked proud at his 'plan'. Idiot. Now I was stuck outside in the cold, in the middle of a scary 'could possible the setting of the Blair which project' woods with 2 boys.

Emmett and Edward battled to put the tent up while Jasper tackled the fire, to be honest this was quite amusing not often do you see Jasper lose his cool but now he was cursing and kicking things. Edward was actually close to tears at the lack of progresshe and Emmett had made with tent. The reason why the tent wasn't up was because every time Edward did something right and made progress Emmett would purposely undo it, he bet me that he could get Edward to say fuck at least 10 times before the tent was successfully up. So far Edward had cursed 5 times and Emmett was like Alice on speed.

Finally almost 2 hours later the tent was up and the fire was, well it looked like a candle but Jasper was jumping for joy that a flame was visible. Edward had swore a total of 24 times so Emmett had won his bet, even though the stakes were a mere $5 he was very pleased with himself and I was, well only $5 down.

Edward's pov:

This fucking tent is pissing me off. I just seems to actually hate me! A piece of material actually hates me! I swear to God that Ive plugged these sticks together once but it keeps undoing themselves! This is just not possible and it can be Emmett he looks just as frustrated but also finding amusement in my language. I'm going to rip this thing apart! Jasper is struggling to even get a spark on the fire and Bella is just watching us, if she wasn't so damn cute I'd kick her butt for not helping!

Finally the tent was up, Jasper had his flame and Bella was giving Emmett money?

"What was that about?" I asked Bella curious about the exchange.

"Oh nothing" She answered but looked guilty as hell, I just smiled at her and pulled her into my arms.

Emmett was busying digging through our food supplies and looking for something to devour. Bella's eyelids were slowly dropping and she let out a soft sign before falling to sleep. I think tonight is going to be.. Interesting.

Emmett's pov:

The fire is burning up good now so my marshmallows are in for a roasting! Bella the big baby is asleep so Edward put her in the tent to let her rest and Jasper is texting, who I'm sure is Alice I hope that jackass don't give away our position! That would just suck because Rosie would seriously chop my balls off!

"Jazzy my man, put the phone down and get this party started!"

"Emmett, what party?" Jasper said sounded bored.

"Your so boring you know that. Its just us three males out in the wilderness lets go wild! Lets hunt, lets be men!"

"Hunt? Emmett seriously? We stuck out here because your girlfriend tried you naked to a tree and you called us for help! So lets just chill out and have a quiet night with nature!" Edward said, I'm sure he was born female hes more feminine than Jazzy and I'm sure he has his own male equivalent to the 'time of month' he is so sensitive!

"Ladies ladies, you too seriously need to get laid! That's my motto for life, live fast die young and sex it up!"

"Emmett that's not a motto that you saying bunch of words that don't make much sense until your you!" Edward muttered taking his place on the log next to Jasper.

"Whatever you to homo can go brokeback mountain for all I care, I'm off to find fun! Maybe hunt! Mwhahaha!"

"What the hell was that?" Jasper quizzed.

"My Dracula impression!"

"Oh, ok."

"Whatever, I'm off" I said walking off into the now dark woods, I was kind of scared but I couldn't let them know that!

"Make sure you don't bump into an irritable grizzles Em, I'm sure that's one fight you ain't going to win!" Edward shouted to me.

"Yeah try wrestling one of them Vampire boy!" Jasper added but I didn't care what they say I'm not the girls sitting around the pathetic campfire!

Alice's pov:

The boys had grabbed Bella and done a runner all trying to bequiet but none of them succeeded. I know Jasper wouldn't leave me in the lurch hes to whipped and just in Jazzy style there was a flower on my night stand with a message attached to it.

Alice,

Gone to save Emmett so I shall be spending the night with nature. Bella and Edward are also here. I think Rose had her revenge.

I think for Emmett's sake, don't tell Rosie but I have a feeling shed got something else cooking. One punishment isn't good enough for my sister satisfaction.

I'll text you when it's safe.

Love you.

J.

X

I knew Rose was up to something earlier and when she came back alone I knew Emmett was in trouble. I got up and walked over to Rose who to my surprise was wide awake.

"You see I may be blond but I am not stupid. Emmett is just to damn predictable."

"Whats going on?"

"I lead Em out into the woods and handcuffed him to a tree, well I pathetically handcuffed him to a tree so he could realise himself easily. I had planned on just leaving him there but when I was in mid plan I just had so many ideas strike me! I stripped him and took photos but we all know that Emmett don't care if his ass is on show so I fell back on plan B. I knew he would phone for help then try to use the guilt card on me tomorrow."

"What are you saying Rose?"

"Well we are going to have little fun with Emmy. I know Jasper wouldn't leave you in the dark so we're going to bring them into our plan. You game?"

"Ok whats the plan?"

"Pass me your phone, I'm going to text brother dearest."

Jasper's pov:

I had got the fire started, score! I felt my phone vibrating in my pocket, thank God Ali got my note I couldn't stand the though of her thinking I left her!

Dearest brother helping out the enemy, good move.-Oh shit I'm now an accomplice to that idiot, Rose is going to kill me I didn't want to but I had to read on.

Now to redeem yourself you and Eddie are going to help me out, are you in? R x Redeem myself, damn it! I knew that I get some shit for coming out her! That means she had Alice also in the palms of her hands! Edwards not going to like this, but I replied to my unhinged twin.

Whats the plan evil twin? J x

I could see Emmett distracting himself with the food supplies we brought earlier and Bella had fallen asleep so I hoped what Rose had planned was something subtle, I can't deal with a pissed Emmett too. My phone vibrated again, I saw Emmett look at me and shake his head.

Make sure you and Edward bore Emmett enough that he decides to go look for fun, I'm sure that's not hard to do. I bet Bella's already sleeping. R x Great I was now at the heart of the plan, great.

Bore Emmett? How do you know he'll go look for fun? J x

I know Emmett just make sure that hes alone when he goes off. See you soon R x

Before I could respond to her Emmett interrupted my thoughts and Edward rejoined the group. Emmett was all about the fun and I tried my hardest to bore him and I give Edward a lookto try and what I was doing and as though he could read my mind he joined in with me. Just like Rose predicted Emmett took off on his own.

"What was that about?" Edward asked after Emmett had departed, I just showed him the texts and before he could ask questions Rose, Alice and all four babies were in sight.

"Whats going on?" Edward asked Rose as I grabbed Alice and the twins in a hug.

"How do you solve a problem like Emmett?" Rose asked in a teacher like manner.

"By killing him?" I asked hesitantly knowing my sisters evil mind.

"Yeah sure Jazz I'm going to kill him. That would be to easy I'm going to tear him apart through his macho reputation." Now I knew the grin that was fixed on her face and I could feel the excitement rolling off her in waves.

"How do you plan on doing that?" Edward jumped in and asked.

"Hes alone, at night in the dark spooky woods do you really think that it'll take much to get him to howl like a little girl?" She replied.

"Sure but how do you plan on humiliating him?"

"Same way he's done it to us, youtube baby." She purred.

After handing Edward Corey and Nessie she walked to the camp area. Alice who had stayed quiet, most likely for her own saftey throughout that exchange hugged me tighter. Thank God the babies were asleep I couldn't handle crying tonight. I swear I could feel every ones emotions and man its quite stressful.

Bella's pov:

I woke up to find Edward and Nessie? Sleeping beside me. Then when I sat up I saw Jasper, Alice, Kelsey and kali huddle together next to us. and next to them was Rose and Corey, Okay what had I missed? Where was Emmett? and why was the babies, Rose and Alice here? I must sleep like the dead to not hear what had gone on!

I crawled out of the tent to see what can only be described as a bomb site, the fire was long burnt out, the food was everywhere, there was clothes scattered across the floor and there was a very unconcous Emmett curled in a ball on a sleeping bag holding a video camera. Taking the video camera from him I press rewind and watched what had happened.....

Meanwhile back in Forks:

Charlie's pov:

"Charlie, I hope your feelingbetter. This whole misunderstanding is over with and hopefully all the kids have learned a valuable lesson." Carlisle was had phoned me every day to apologize and check up on me but today was the first day I actually answered the phone. I was sorry and I was forgiven, so I shall pretend like nothings happened.

"Carlisle, lets just get on with our lives. So anyway I've been on this youtube thing and they have some really funny things on here."

"I know! Have you seen the fat kid on a roller coaster?" He asked and I burst out laughing at the memory of it.

"Yeah hilarious! Hang on I just typed in Bear in the woods. Its got over 1673843 hits already apparently very funny!"

"Let me get in the same page as you. Hang on its loading." I could imagine Carlisle in his study, on the phone to me and watching these video sometime we were such kids!

Then the page loaded and it was Emmett...

I could feel my chin on my lap. I think I'm now blind and on a verse of a heart attack! I heard a few gargling noises on the other end of the phone. Holy shit Carlisle!

"Carlisle?" I shouted into the headset but all I heard was Esme screaming in the back round...

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