The Heroes Parody Project (3.7.25)
Disclaimer: Heroes is copyright of Tim Kring, and NBC. I do not own anything, nor do I represent or know any of the cast and crew related to the show. This story is written purely for entertainment purposes only. Any similarities of any actual people, living or dead, is completely coincidental. Reader Discretion is advised.
Author Note: Sorry again on the delay. Got a lot of stuff going on right now (work, school, working on new story projects) and trying hard to finish these final few chapters of Book 3. Forgive my lack of updates, I haven't given up on the story I'm just trying to squeeze in time to wrap this up so I can start prepping Book 4. Alright, here we go. Enjoy!
Hiro: Previously on Heroes!
Daphne (To Peter): These five drawings depict natural disasters that we must stop. The first is a zombie invasion, the second is a tidal wave, the third is a meteor crashing towards Earth, and the fourth is of an animal attack on an amusement park. The fifth is a mystery, which I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.
20 or so chapters later…
Disney Big Wigs: Peter Petrelli, we're signing the company over to you through an elaborate process of transferring property rights that we really don't feel like explaining right now.
Peter: Sweet!
Noah faints.
Peter: I need a new VP. Noah?
Noah: Pass.
At Claire's school.
Peter: Claire?
Claire: Sure, why not?
Earlier…
Claire: I'm the Cheerleading Coach! Nothing can bring me down!
Principal: You're fired.
Claire: Ow, my feelings!
At the hospital.
Niki: What's wrong with Matt?
Doctor: He bumped his head…during a fight I presume. There may be adverse side effects.
Quick flashbacks to Matt being 5 years old, Troy Mcclure, Jack Bauer, and Chris Hansen from Dateline's 'To Catch A Predator'.
Mohinder: Don't remind us.
Noah walks up to Nathan's desk.
Noah: We need to get Claire out of here.
Nathan: How do you suppose we do that?
Noah: Meet me up here later tonight. We'll be fine just as long as no other arbitrary plot lines wedge their way in….
Claire: I have no friends! WAAAH!
Principal: Get some people to fill in as football players and we'll start the season back up. Use anybody you want….
Claire: Hmm.
Matt recovers.
Niki and Mohinder: Hooray!
Tracy: What the hell happened to my house!
Niki: Save it for when we're done with the recap.
Matt draws an Eclipse.
Niki: Since when can you draw stuff?
Meanwhile, on the road. Sylar and Ted are driving.
Chapter Twenty Five…
Ted: 'It's Coming….Again.'
Sylar (driving, looking down): What is up with this car's speedometer? There aren't any numbers, just the words 'Slow' and 'Fast'. That's just stupid!
In Disney World, Hiro has a tranquilizer gun. He peers around the corner.
Hiro: Okay, Hiro….stay calm. They're just animals.
Hiro gets on his walkie talkie.
Hiro: Hiro to Daphne….come in, Daphne.
Daphne (on the com): What?
Hiro: I think everything is clear.
Daphne: Yeah, that weird chick was controlling the animals but she got away. So now we have a bunch of animals roaming around the park. We better get them out of here before Disney opens up a zoo.
Hiro: AHHH! A RABID GRIZZLY!
Daphne: Okay, you totally didn't listen to a word I just said.
Hiro: Please! Don't eat me! I'm high in sodium…and I'm not very tender!
Daphne: Okay, Hiro…bye now.
Daphne hangs up.
Ando: What are we going to do now?
Daphne: We clean this place up….now that the fourth disaster….um…kinda resolved itself; we have bigger fish to fry.
Ando: I like fish!
Daphne: -Groan-….Just come with me, I have the portraits back at my place.
At Daphne's, 3 burnt portraits are spread across her living room. The portrait of the animals catches on fire and starts to burn slowly. The fifth portrait, which was blacked out, starts to form an image.
Meanwhile, we cut to Peter, arms crossed, deep in thought. His eyes roll to the left….then to the right…..then to the left….then to the right…..then to the left again….
Peter: I've made my decision!
He bends down and picks up a pack of the Blue Gatorade.
Peter: Claire's trust is well placed. Good thing I took this money out of her purse to pay for this!
Meanwhile, Matt Parkman is back at home, in bed. He sits up and his looking around.
Matt: Where is it?
Matt shuffles through the covers, he gives up.
Matt: NIIIIIIIKIIIIII!
Niki: WHAT!
Matt: Do you know where my bell is so I can summon you?
Niki storms in.
Matt: I can't find it.
Niki: I have a feeling where it's going to end up.
Matt: Ah! Here it is!
DINGALINGALINGALINGALING!
Niki: What…..(takes a deep breath)…..do you want?
Matt: I just wanted to say thanks for being a pal and taking care of me…..
Niki: I'm only doing it because we don't have health insurance and we've been banned from the hospital….oddly enough most of the main cast is…
Matt: And thanks for my sandwich.
Niki: I didn't bring you a sandwich.
Matt: I was thanking you in advance…..so…about that sandwich.
Niki: Make it yourself, you walking bedsore!
Mohinder rushes in.
Mohinder: We have a problem!
Niki: I've been telling you this for years….but….(motions towards Matt).
Mohinder: Close. It's the picture he drew. Of the you-know-what.
Niki: I know what….what?
Mohinder: The Eclipse!
Matt: Not my best work.
Niki: What about it?
Mohinder: Do you remember the last time we had an eclipse? Not the first time when we realized we had powers but they ended up being hereditary, the second time….when we lost them.
Niki and Matt look at each other and laugh.
Matt: Oh Mohinder, my good man. You must be confused….you….kinda don't have powers.
Niki: Hehehe…..which is good because when you DID have powers that one time, it wasn't good for anyone….
=Flashback=
In the apartment, Mohinder, Matt, and Niki are in partially formed cocoons on the wall.
Niki: So….what is this again?
Mohinder: I beg your pardon?
Niki: This….power of yours.
Mohinder: Well….I have enhanced strength, stamina, and whatnot. I also secrete a weird substance that lets me form cocoons and climb walls.
Niki: Gross.
Matt: Do you think we'll become butterflies from this?
Mohinder: No.
Matt: Because that would be cool.
Mohinder: No…it wouldn't.
Matt: Kinda reminds me of a song…
Niki: Don't!
Matt: ….(singing)….Butterfly in the skyyyy….
Niki: Matt!
Matt: …I can go twice as hiiiigh…
Niki: Parkman!
Matt: Take a look, it's in a book. A READING RAINBOW!
Niki: I swear…I am going to beat the living crap out of you when we get out of these things.
Mohinder: But something seems off….this Eclipse seems…..different.
Niki and Matt have already left the room.
Mohinder: I hate those two sometimes.
Back at Daphne's, her and Ando enter. Hiro is waiting there.
Daphne: Hiro?
Hiro: You two left me at Disney World!
Daphne: Oh….uh….I was going to come back and….oh forget it, yeah, totally forgot about you.
Ando: How did you even know we were coming here?
Hiro: I was so alone!
Daphne: That's nice, move it!
She shoves him out of the way.
Daphne picks up the final portrait, the image has become clear.
Daphne: What the?
The image shows downtown New York, people flying through the air. Different people on the ground shooting fire and lightning at each other, a man holding a bus over his head, the Eclipse in the background.
Daphne looks at Hiro and Ando.
Daphne: Uh oh.
= = = HEROES = = =
Claire blows her whistle. PFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Claire: Okay, team! Let's do this!
Noah, Nathan, Elle and The Haitian are suited up in football uniforms, sitting in the middle of the field.
Nathan: This…is….ridiculous!
Noah: A day in the life at The Company.
Claire: Any questions?
Elle (raising her hand): Is there going to be snacks?
Claire: Any good questions?
Elle: Hey, that was a good question!
Noah: Yes, Claire Bear?
Claire: Bennet, on the field you refer to me as Captain Claire Bear.
Noah (eye roll): Ugh…what is the meaning of this?
Claire: I told you, it turns out that I have no friends. The only way I can make friends is through my cheerleading class. The only was there can be cheerleading class is to have a football game. The only way to have the football game is to have players. We don't have players; this is where you come in.
Noah: Uh…huh.
Elle: Can I sit this out?…I can't play football. I have a note from my doctor.
Noah: We left straight from work to the football field, how the hell do you have a doctor's note?
Elle: It's called 'The Internet'.
Claire (looking at the note): Your doctor's name is Doctor WebMD?
Elle: He's one of the most respected doctors on the board.
Claire: Aaaand, this is your handwriting. You're playing!
Elle: You can't! I….I never told anyone this….but I have…..
Elle whispers in Claire's ear.
Elle: I have 'Bird Bone Disease'.
Claire: …..WHAT?
Elle: It's a real thing….and I have it. The slightest breeze can make me shatter like a ton of bricks.
Claire: Bricks don't shatter you dimwit! Now, PLAY BALL!...oh wait, that's baseball….nah, it can still apply here.
Claire throws the football, it pelts Elle in the leg.
Elle: Ow, my bird bones!
Meanwhile, in Disney World!
Sylar: Um…
Ted: Man, when did Disney World get so animal friendly?
Sylar: There are animals everywhere!
Elsewhere,
Ando: We DID take care of those animals, right?
Daphne: I thought you called animal control.
Ando: No.
Daphne: Ah, screw it.
Sylar (to a clerk): We'd like to go on the Tower of Terror, please.
Clerk: We can't. All the rides are shut down due to the animal flood.
Ted: That just sounds disturbing.
Sylar: Dammit! I drove all this way and I want to ride the Tower of Terror! Now let me on or I will fill your life with endless misery and woe!
Clerk: I do double time here, when I leave this ride I have to clean up this mess. You know what mess I'm talking about.
Ted: The actual animal flood….yup, still gross.
Sylar: Hmm…guess I can't do any worse to you then. Well….I'm still not happy!
In the car.
Sylar: Do you see how unhappy I am?
Ted: Oh damn, I forgot to get a frozen lemonade.
Sylar: Disney hasn't heard the last of me.
Ted: Pretty sure they did.
Sylar: When I get my powers back…..Disney will get a taste of my vengeance.
Ted: Well, good luck with that.
Mohinder is writing down some formulas on the chalkboard.
Niki: Where the hell did this giant chalk board come from?
Mohinder: Oh no….it is just as I had feared.
Niki: That you wasted your money on this eye sore when you could have bought a dry erase board from Wal-Mart for like, 10 bucks?
Mohinder turns around and dramatically takes off his glasses.
Niki: You know those don't have lenses in them, right?
Mohinder: It's a Solar Eclipse.
Niki: Oh….okay, we kinda knew that.
Mohinder: No, Niki! It is NOT okay. The first solar eclipse came, everyone's powers were granted.
Niki: Not really, we kinda had powers before that but whatever.
Mohinder: The second one came; all our powers got taken away.
Niki: I…kinda wasn't around for that.
Mohinder: This eclipse….The Third Eclipse. It swaps…everything.
Matt: NIIIIIKIII!
Niki: Oh my god, Matt I will cram that bell down your throat! What do you want?
Matt: I'm choking on my bell….grrrk!
Niki: Well, then we're all happy.
She turns back to Mohinder.
Niki: What do you mean, it swaps everything?
Mohinder: Everybody on Earth. People who don't have powers GET powers, and people with powers lose them.
Niki: This is terrible!
Mohinder: I know, right?
Niki: That means that you're going to be the only one with powers. That sucks!
Mohinder: I…was kinda thinking about the destruction of the world, but whatever.
Claire: HUSTLE! HUSTLE! HUSTLE!
Claire and Peter open their Gatorade bottles and clang them together.
Claire and Peter: Cheers!
Noah: Why doesn't he have to run?
Claire: He's my boss.
Peter: That and I have really bad corns. Seriously, my whole foot is one giant blister.
Noah: Ew.
Back at Tracy's.
Mohinder: I've gathered you all here today to talk about the forthcoming eclipse.
Matt, Niki and Tracy are sitting in front of him. Next to Tracy is a picture of the rest of the Heroes at the Christmas Party.
Niki: You seriously couldn't get a hold of anybody?
Tracy: Are we ever going to talk about how you guys destroyed my house?
Niki: We were kinda hoping you wouldn't be home from work yet.
Tracy: Yeah, my work is doing some stupid football game. And….I'm….just…no.
Mohinder: This third Solar Eclipse will strike tomorrow at Noon and last for five hours. During this time anybody on Earth who doesn't have abilities will have them, and vice versa.
Tracy: There are billions of people who don't have abilities. There aren't enough different powers for each person.
Niki: Oh no, there will be duplicates, we done it before.
Tracy: Hmm.
Mohinder: All I can suggest is that we stay enclosed as much as possible and away from people.
Niki: I…don't think that will work, really.
Matt clears his throat; Niki slugs him in the shoulder.
Matt: OWW! What did you do that for?
Niki: You just bug me.
Matt: That really hurt. You shouldn't hit me; don't you know I have Bird Bone Disease?
Niki: Not a real thing.
Football Field.
Elle: …Yes it is! I'm not playing anymore.
Claire: Uh, you kinda have to. I'm your boss.
Elle: Ugh, you're just going to quit the second your stupid Cheerleading thing starts.
Claire: Your point?
Nathan is running, he catches up to Noah.
Nathan: We've been running for hours! She knows we haven't practiced any actual football, does she?
Noah: Don't worry, I have it all under control. I had to play…..My Donald Trump Card.
Nathan: What the hell is that!
Noah: It…involves a little under the table stuff.
Nathan: Like.
Noah: Breaking and entering, forged documents, stuff like that.
Nathan: I don't understand.
Noah: I had someone pull the company rug out from under Peter and Claire.
Nathan: Wow….that's….kinda rough. Even for you.
Noah: Nathan, we work at a business. A business that does business-ey things. We have more important things to do than play football and watch my daughter and your brother drink Gatorade and not offer us one drop!
Nathan: So….this is about the Gatorade?
Noah: NO! This is about Claire!
Nathan: I'm so confused.
Noah: Though, it wasn't the best move. I couldn't let Claire let this job get in the way of….whatever it is she usually does. I'm doing my fatherly duty.
Nathan: So, somebody else owns The Company.
Noah: Yes, our new boss is right over there.
Nathan shields his eyes from the sun as he looks over on the bleachers to see…
Nathan: Oh, good lord….
..Angela Petrelli, with umbrella in hand. Nathan plops down next to her.
Nathan: And just where the hell have you been!
Angela: Don't talk to you mother like that!
Nathan: What is going on here?
Angela: I have a ton of investments into The Company, and I cannot have Peter squander it away. So, I'm taking the control.
Nathan: Wow, pulling a fast one on your golden child? That's pretty bold, even for you. So this is this what Bennet's Donald Trump card is.
Angela: Yes, and as my first act as the new manager is 90 percent layoffs! Toodles!
She gets up.
Nathan: HEY! Wait a damn minute. We're fired?
Angela: Yes, that's why Noah called it the Donald Trump Card. Because he does that on his show….or something. I didn't think it was funny either.
Nathan: But what about me, and Tracy, and The Haitian!
Angela: And Elle?
Nathan: Yeah, whatever.
Angela: Enjoy the indefinite weekend!
Nathan: You never answered my question! Where have you been?
Angela: Hmm? Oh, me and Samson had a secret wedding in the Bahamas.
Nathan: You went ahead and married Sylar's dad?
Angela: I have a good feeling about him. He's trying to take control of an oil tycoon for which I'll then divorce him and take half his money. Which would be great for the company, that's why I'm such a good manager.
Nathan: You're freaking nuts!
Noah manages to find a cup and fill it up with water. Nathan slaps him in the back of the head, making Noah drop the cup.
Noah: What the hell?
Nathan: You boob! You just got all of us fired!
Elle (off in the distance, stretching): What did he just say?
Noah: It had to be done. Claire's well being comes first.
Claire: Boob!
Claire and Peter storm up.
Claire: Angela just posted on Twitter that she's taking over The Company and firing everyone (to Noah), except you.
Noah: What the hell is a Twitter?
Peter: I didn't even get to host the company pot luck! I had some really good recipes too.
Nathan: Blame captain wonderful, here.
Peter: Where has mom been anyway?
Nathan: Oh, she ran off and married Sylar's dad. You know, the one that half a season ago we flew to that stupid island to go to their wedding!
Noah: Actually it was Peter and Caitlin's wedding. Your mother just tried to steal Peter's thunder.
Nathan: That's right.
Peter: I think I remember that. Matt did a very good job with the decorations.
Claire: …He did, didn't he?
Peter: Man, those finger sandwiches were amazing.
Claire: There wasn't any sandwiches.
Peter: There wasn't? Well, I thought he did a horrible job anyway.
Claire: Well, now that we don't work at The Company anymore, I lose all my chances of getting friends!
Noah: Claire, your birthday is right around the corner. We'll buy you some new friends.
Claire: I can handle that. However, the new takeover doesn't happen until midnight. So, in the meantime, we have a football game to play.
The next day at Noon, on the football field.
Claire: GO TEAM!
Football Player: Ten, Fourty Two…..Ten, Fourty Two…HUT!
Elle: We're ready for some football! YEAH!…..…..oh crap! We don't know how to play! AHHH!
Noah: Run!
Elle, The Haitian, Noah and Nathan take off running the other direction.
Claire: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS GOING!
Elle: We're getting fired anyway! Laters!
Claire: DAMMIT!
Peter is sitting in the bleachers. Angela plops down next to him.
Angela: Hello, Peter.
Peter: Mother.
Angela: Oh don't look so sour. You're not destined to lead the company. You, Peter, are meant for great things. Those great things being wherever I put you.
Peter: Feh!
Angela: I decided that you quit your calling too soon. You remember how you used to be a Nurse?
Peter: I guess.
Angela: Well, your back into the field of Nursing! I have for you a very important client.
Peter: Really?
Angela: You'll be helping people again. Because there are so many problems with the world today.
The guy sitting next to Angela is pointing at the sky.
Guy: Hey, look! It's an Eclipse!
The guy immediately flies upward out of his seat and into the sky.
Guy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! I'M FLYING! AAAAHHHH!
Angela slowly gets up and turns around, another man is rubbing his fingers together, producing electricity.
Random Girl: Wow! I just realized I have a photographic memory!
Claire and Nathan run up.
Nathan: Did you guys see that?
Claire: We have a problem! I just cut myself and it's not healing! IT'S NOT HEALING!
Angela: Claire! Calm down!
Angela slaps Nathan.
Nathan: OW! What the hell, ma!
Angela: Okay, this is a problem. But, we'll deal with it later. You, Peter, have bigger things to do. So go meet your new client.
Nathan: Uh, Hello? This isn't a problem now? (To Claire) How is this not a problem?
Claire: I'm catching every disease in the book as we speak.
Back at Tracy's.
Niki opens Matt's door.
Niki: Oh, what the hell is this?
Matt lowers the comic book he is reading. Peter, fully dressed in Nurse's scrubs, is rubbing his feet.
Peter: It's Two O'Clock, Mr. Parkman.
Matt: Sponge Bath Time!
Niki: GROSS!
Niki slams the door shut.
Niki: Mohinder! Did you know that Peter is Matt's live in Nurse? What the hell is wrong with these people?
Mohinder's head is down on his desk.
Niki: Mohinder?
Mohinder: It happened. The Eclipse.
Niki: Uh…..
Mohinder: Your powers are gone…..or are they?
Niki: Oh, the whole Jessica thing? Well, um….I don't know.
Mohinder: I have powers.
Niki: OOH! Do they suck?
Mohinder: Give me the name of a person or business.
Niki: What?
Mohinder: Just name a person or business.
Niki: Um…..Uncle Tony's Pizza on Main Street?
Mohinder: 555-3434
Niki: …..
Mohinder: Do another one.
Niki: …Pierce Brosnan.
Mohinder: 555-3801
Niki: Are you…..Are you a….human telephone book?
Mohinder: Yes.
Niki: That's a…really stupid power.
Mohinder: It is.
Niki: But it's very convenient. I mean, the power to know the phone number to everybody in the world is pretty amazing. I mean you could put the internet out of business!
Mohinder: You think so?
Niki: Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Now, order a pizza. We'll celebrate!
Mohinder: Sure, have you seen the phone?
Niki: You….you can't….'make' calls. You know….using your mind?
Mohinder: No…..
Niki: Oh. Yeah, you got robbed.
Mohinder: Hmph!
Hiro and Ando are on a train, heading into the city.
Hiro: I can't believe I lost my powers again right when I got them working again, sort of.
Ando: Okay, Daphne just texted me.
Hiro: Why is she texting you?
Ando: Because we're friends!
Hiro: I'm her friend too!
Ando: Well, we're together, that would be stupid to text both of us. Oh, forget it.
Daphne's Text: I know what the picture means. You two need to get back here asap!
A man hops up from his seat.
Man: This is a stick up! I want everybody to give me their money, now!
Daphne's Text: We're losing our powers, and other people are gaining them. Just saw a guy at the store who could melt things, it was weird!
A guy tries to tackle the robber. He holds out his hand and sends the man flying across the train car. People start screaming.
Man: What the hell is this?
The train starts to shake violently.
Hiro: Okay, teleporting or time freezing could come in handy right about now.
The train tips over off of the track and continues to roll, Hiro and Ando get thrown to the roof of the car, then back to the ground.
Hiro: How about now?
Back at Angela's mansion, she bursts through her door and heads into the study. She gets on the phone and dials a number.
Angela (on the phone): Hello?...
Voice: Hey, how are things going?
Angela: Not good. How is everything on your end?
Voice: They could be better.
Angela: Did you lose your powers?
Voice: I did.
Angela: Well, to be frank you never had any to begin with.
Voice: I do to!
Angela: Well, you did but it wasn't anything special.
Voice: Hmph. And yours?
Angela: Yes, I lost mine. With the way things are going now I had no choice but to take over The Company…..
Sylar and Ted go into Sylar's place.
Sylar: Well, this is the place I'm living at now.
Ted: What a dump!
Sylar: HEY! I don't see the point of cleaning cause I'm constantly on the road.
Ted: Doing what?
Sylar: That's not important.
Sylar goes into his kitchen to see Samson at the table.
Sylar: Oh, god! What are you doing here?
Samson: I thought I would come see my son, now that the woman of my dreams has left me in the dirt.
Sylar: I don't care. Get out, creeper!
Samson: She left me, and took all my money.
Ted (looking at his phone): According to Twitter, you got married to Angela Petrelli. Congratulations!...But seriously, I don't mean that, that lady is a total nutcase.
Sylar: I thought that wedding got cancelled.
Samson: We ended up marrying secretly in the Bahamas. Then I become the owner of an oil tycoon and she took almost everything.
Ted: Ooh, should've signed that prenup, girlfriend.
Sylar: Shut up.
Samson: But, as my son, you will avenge your father.
Sylar: No I won't.
Samson: Oh, I think you'll want to. Especially with the information that I have.
Sylar: Information?
Samson: What if I told you that you'll have new powers within a matter of minutes?
Sylar: I….would like that.
Samson: Wouldn't you want to use that power toward bad people like Angela Petrelli?
Sylar: ….maybe.
Samson: Then go! Go explore your new power.
Sylar: YES!
Sylar storms out of the building. Ted sits across from Samson.
Ted: ….Wanna talk about it, Champ?
Angela is still on the phone.
Angela: We had it wrong the entire time. The zombie invasion happened due to that Caitlin woman getting stuck in the apocalyptic future by Peter. Finding this out, he rescues her and they end up getting married which led us to that stupid Bongo Island place and the Tidal Wave disaster. Hiro altering the phase of the moon and stopping the Tidal Wave put us in the path of the oncoming asteroid that Peter, Claire and Nathan took care of which won them trips to Disney World where there was an animal attack led on by a woman working with a man, both former employees at Pinehearst, who had a grudge against Matt Parkman for some reason I really don't care about.
Voice: And the fifth portrait? The one that was blacked out?
Angela (scoffs): That wasn't the fifth portrait. Those were only four…out of two hundred.
Voice: Two hundred?
Angela: Peter draws up a few new ones each night he is asleep, and I have people break in and take them before he wakes the following morning. Each one a different disaster that forms when the previous one gets resolved; one by one. The mystery portrait is what happens when we give in. It's a message: To stop preventing the attacks and let his prophecy be fulfilled.
Voice: Whose?
Angela: Who else?...My husband's. The man who wanted the world to have powers.
Samson (on the phone): Did you forget that I'm your husband now?
Angela: Not you, my ex-husband. Who is supposed to be dead but…well…isn't.
Samson: I see.
Angela: He wants a war, and we'll give it to him. We just need to start with the only man within our circle that has power now.
Samson: ….Suresh?
Angela: Oh, god, no…his power is terrible. I heard he's a human telephone book!
Samson: That's not a very good power. I mean convenient, but not actually useful in battle.
Angela: No, I'm referring to your son.
Samson looks out the window to see Sylar and Ted walking up.
Samson: Looks like he just showed up.
(Overheard)
Sylar: Well, this is the place I'm living at now.
Ted: What a dump!
Angela: Butter him up, tell him he's getting a power soon, which he will be. Then send him my way. The Company will be waiting for him.
-Click-
To Be Continued.