A/N: Okay, this is partly based on the episode where James had plastic surgery or something, and therefore had boobs. However, I couldn't find a subbed version, so I have no clue what he said to Misty about his new… things, nor do I know what she said back to him. So, I kinda made that part up.

"You don't remember anything, do you?" Orochimaru asked.

"Pei…"

"The great leader of the Akatsuki reduced to this… An animal."

"So, what do you think it'll be like after it's got that curse stone set in?" Cassidy asked.

"I couldn't tell you. They all look different."

"How long will it take?"

"A few weeks, maybe."

"A few weeks?" Butch yelled.

"Be patient. This isn't your average evolution stone."

"Shut up, Butch. We have other things to do, anyway." Cassidy said.

"Actually, I'd like you to do one more thing for me."

"You're not our boss."

"I'll give you a cut of the money."

"In that case…What is it?"

"I want you to catch a trainer for me."

"A… trainer? Not a Pokémon?"

"I want the trainer and his Pokémon."

"What trainer?"

"I want you to get Uzumaki Naruto."

"Who's that? Butch, have you heard of him?"

"Nope."

"I want him, and his Vulpix."

"Alright, how much will you get paid for this?"

"If my experiments work, it will be revolutionary."

"So, a lot?"

"Probably."

Butch and Cassidy nodded in agreement, and began to walk down the hall to the exit. They couldn't help but stare at some of the strange things in the area, such as jars, Pokémon, and stones.

"Hey, what's that?" Butch asked, stopping near a large tube. Inside appeared to be a large dragonfly.

"It's pretty big."

"That is a Yanmega." Orochimaru answered, noticing their curiosity.

"A what?"

"A Pokémon."

"Doesn't look like a Pokémon I've seen before."

"It's not native to Kanto."

"What's it doing here?" Cassidy asked suspiciously.

"It's… for my experiments."

"Right…"

Butch and Cassidy left the building, and back into their blimp.

"That guy is crazy." Cassidy muttered.

"Who cares? As long as the boss is happy."

"Yeah, but he keeps saying stuff about 'Akatsuki' and 'Jinjuriki'. I just think it's weird."

"It's not our job to question the boss's choice in employees, Cassidy."

"Damn it! You had no right to paralyze me!" Deidara screamed.

"Hey, you can move again!"

"If you do that again, I'll kill you, un!"

"Well, someone's in a bad mood! This should cheer you up." Jiraiya said, holding up a bag. Deidara glared at Jiraiya, violently taking it from him.

"Clay, un?"

"I figured you'd need some right about now. I know it's hard to find."

"…Where'd you get this…?"

"They have it in the store back home, remember? I know it's hard to find once you leave our hometown. So, I brought you some."

"Thanks… un…"

"Hey, if you ever need more, I can send you some. Just call me and ask."

"Jiraiya, the beauty pageant is going to start soon." Konan said, pushing the door open. Itachi, Ash, Misty, and Brock stood behind her.

"Yeah, come on!" Ash yelled.

"What time is it…? Oh, you're right!"

"Hey, you should enter, Konan." Brock said. "You'd do well."

"He would say that, wouldn't he?" Butterfree muttered under her breath, sitting on a nearby chair.

"Are you surprised by that?" Raichu asked, looking up at her.

"Oh… It's you, Raichu."

"Really, though… are you surprised?"

"I guess not…"

"Thanks, Brock. But, I don't think I-" Konan started.

"Nonsense, you'd do great!" Brock interrupted, grabbing her hands.

"He better get his hands off of her…" Butterfree mumbled.

"Want me to get him off?" Raichu asked, a wicked smile crossing his face.

"What are you going to do?"

"Hit me."

"What?"

"Come on, hit me!"

"But-"

"Come on, I think I can take a hit. It'll get Brock away!"

"I'll do it!" Eevee offered, jumping up on Butterfree's seat.

"Eevee, that's mean!"

"Go ahead; hit me with your best shot!" Raichu yelled.

Eevee smiled, and jumped at Raichu. Her tail turned white, and slammed Raichu into the ground.

"…Rai…"

"Eevee, you didn't have to hit him so hard!" Butterfree screamed.

Raichu looked up and winked, showing that he was okay.

"Eevee, what the heck was that for?" Konan yelled, rushing up to Raichu. "Are you okay?"

"Raaaaaiiiiiii…."

"Poor thing…" Konan muttered, picking up Raichu.

"He's faking…" Itachi muttered.

"How can you tell?" Ash asked.

"He wouldn't go down that fast."

"I dunno, that looked like it hurt."

"I think I know my own Pokémon better than you do." Itachi said.

Konan pulled Raichu up to her chest, and walked over to Itachi. Raichu turned and stuck his tongue out at Brock.

"H-hey!"

"What?" Konan asked.

Raichu turned back to Konan, and buried his face in her chest.

"I think we should take him to a Pokémon center." Konan suggested.

"He's fine." Itachi said.

"Besides, there's no Pokémon center around here." Jiraiya told them.

"Oh…"

Raichu turned around, and stuck his tongue out at Brock again.

"I'll teach you to take advantage of women like that!" Brock yelled, taking Raichu.

"Rai… CHUUUUUU!"

Brock fell to the ground, feeling the electricity course through his body. Konan picked Raichu back up, and glared at Brock.

"Don't be so mean to him, Brock! He just got hurt!" Konan yelled. Raichu grinned at Brock before nuzzling Konan's neck.

"Itachi, I think your Raichu-" Jiraiya began.

"Is faking." Itachi finished.

"I'm not sure if I should thank him, or punch him." Butterfree growled.

"Well, he DID get Brock away." Eevee said.

"Yeah, but now HE'S being creepy…"

"Raichu, that's enough." Itachi said.

"Rai!"

Raichu jumped out of Konan's arms, and on to Itachi's shoulder.

"Don't do that. It's…"

"Creepy, un?"

"Yes."

"Rai-Raichu."

"Hey, I'm going up to narrate." Brock said.

"Where?" Ash asked.

"Up there, I'm supposed to announce names and things."

"Oh."

"I'm going with you; those are the best seats in the house." Jiraiya said.

"Okay!"

"Rai-chu!"

Raichu chased after them, and caught a ride on Jiraiya's shoulder.

"Get back here!" Itachi yelled.

"Well, there's a surprise! A Pokémon that appreciates beautiful women!" Jiraiya laughed.

"Rai!"

"Itachi, let him come with us! It'll be fine!" Brock said.

"…Alright…"

Brock took a seat at the microphone, admiring the wonderful view he had of the stage. Jiraiya sat next to him, and put Raichu down on top of one of the speakers.

"So, do you have a list of contestants or something?"

"Right here." Brock said, showing Jiraiya a sheet of paper. "Misty is competing."

"Misty… that girl you're traveling with?"

"Yeah… Oh, hey it's time to start!"

"Well, Squirtle, Starmie, I think we did well!" Misty said.

"Really? Because I think we'll do better!"

Misty turned around to see Jessie and James. However, James looked… different.

"What are… those?" Misty asked, pointing at his chest.

"Well, you don't have any, so I guess you wouldn't know!" James laughed, shoving his new breasts in her face.

"They're inflatable, too!" Jessie said.

"What?"

James pressed a button, causing his chest to get even bigger.

"Aren't they great?" James asked.

"Uh-"

Jessie and James laughed, walking out on to the stage.

"What is it with that guy, and cross-dressing, un?" Deidara asked, watching them wave to the crowd.

"What are you talking about?" Konan asked.

"That guy! Whenever I see him, he's cross-dressing!"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"How do you not see it, un? It's so obvious!"

Jessie and James went back inside, and another contestant took the stage. It was a guy.

"Hey, is Ash Ketchum in the crowd? You should be, Ash!"

"Ash… You know that guy?" Konan asked.

"GARY!"

"Gary?"

"Gary Oak." Ash said. "He's a jerk!"

"Isn't there a Pokémon Professor named Oak?"

"Yeah, Gary is his grandson."

"Oh."

"Come on, Ash! Stand up, don't be a baby!" Gary laughed.

"Gary!" Ash yelled, jumping out of his seat.

"So, you're here after all! Come on out, girls!"

Six young women came out on to the stage, taking their place around Gary.

"Gary, Gary, He's our man! He stomps Ash because he can! Yay, Gary!"

"That's great! Not one, not two… but SIX beautiful women on stage at once! Th-this is amazing!" Brock yelled.

"I knew it was a good idea to come!" Jiraiya said. "This is gold! This is groundbreaking research!"

"Rai-Raichu!" Raichu agreed, standing up on the speakers.

"James, we're never going to win the beauty pageant with all those girls on stage!" Jessie whined.

"What do you want to do about it?"

"Let's crash the party, shall we?"

"To the Gyarados Submarine!"

Jessie and James jumped into the ocean, and crawled into their submarine.

"You two are back kinda early, what happened?" Meowth asked.

"Don't ask questions, just drive!" Jessie laughed, leaping into the driver's seat.

"We're going to ruin this beauty pageant!" James told him.

"Ah, okay!"

Team Rocket began to pedal, sending the Gyarados submarine onto the beach. Wheels sprouted from the sides, giving it the ability to travel on the sand.

"OH MY GOD!"

"A Gyarados!"

"We're gonna die!"

"HOLD ME!"

"No, wait!" Ash yelled. "It's fake! It's a machine!"

"AAAAAHHHHH!"

Ash watched helplessly as terrified sunbathers ran for their lives. The Gyarados submarine smashed into the stage, successfully interrupting the beauty pageant.

"What the heck is that?" Brock asked.

"A Gyarados?" Jiraiya asked. "It looks kind of short for a Gyarados… It's also much too rigid. Real Gyarados have longer, flexible bodies. "

"Pikachu, use thunderbolt!"

"PIKA-CHUUUUUUU!"

The submarine sparked as wires fried, sending the submarine out of control. It spun around, and drove into a nearby restaurant. The impact caused an explosion, which sent Team Rocket flying into the sky.

"Team Rocket's blasting off again!"

"So… What time does the boat come?" Misty asked.

"Seven…" Ash muttered.

"We've got an hour until our boat gets here, then."

"Yep."

"What are we going to do for an hour?"

"I dunno."

"We could battle." Brock suggested.

"Yeah!" Ash yelled, jumping up at the thought.

"Konan, would you battle me?" Itachi asked.

"Sure!"

"Alright… Raichu, go."

"Rai-chu!"

"Raichu is an electric type… So… Nidoran would be the best choice. Go, Ni-"

"VEE!"

Konan was interrupted by Eevee, who jumped in front of her.

"You want to battle, Eevee?"

"Vee!"

Raichu looked rather shocked by his opponent, and looked back at Itachi.

"Raichu… thunderbolt."

Raichu shook his head, and refused to attack.

"What's wrong?" Konan asked.

"Raichu… thunderbolt."

"Raaaiiiiii." Raichu whined.

"Mega punch." Itachi said, thinking that Raichu didn't want to use an electric move.

Raichu sat down, and continued to stare at Itachi.

"What are you doing?" Eevee asked. "This is a battle."

"I'm not gonna hit a girl." Raichu said.

"W-what? That's the oldest line in the book, don't be a wuss!"

"No."

"Are you scared?" Eevee teased.

"No, but I don't want to hurt you."

"That's okay. You couldn't hurt me if you tried."

"If you say so."

"Raichu, come on! Attack me, it's a battle!"

"Nope."

"Eevee, use Iron Tail!" Konan said.

"Vee!"

Eevee charged at Raichu, and her tail turned white. Raichu ducked under her, which sent her flying into Itachi. Itachi pushed her off, and glared at Raichu.

"If you're not going to battle, then return. Go, Beedrill!"

"Rai."

Raichu walked off the battlefield, and went to join Jiraiya, who was watching random pedestrians walk by.

"Rai."

"Hi, Raichu."

A couple of women walked by, wearing bikinis. Raichu whistled at them, causing Jiraiya to smile.

"You really are one of a kind, a Pokémon who appreciates women."

"Chu!"

The two girls giggled, finding it cute that a Pokémon had whistled at them. Of course, Brock looked over to see what Raichu was whistling at.

"You two are gorgeous!" Brock yelled, kneeling at their feet.

"uh… T-thanks."

Raichu walked up to Brock, and gave him a quick shock. Brock fell into a fetal position, and Raichu stood on his back.

"Rai-chu!"

"Aw, a Raichu! It's so cute!" The first girl said, picking him up.

"Rai!"

The girl began to hug Raichu, shoving his face in her chest. Raichu felt as though he was being choked. Though, having his face shoved into a large pair of breasts wasn't exactly something he would complain about.

"…What's your Raichu doing…?" Konan asked, becoming distracted from the battle. Eevee and Itachi looked over at Raichu, only to have the exact same reaction.

"…That's humiliating…" Itachi muttered, burying his face in his hands.

"I knew he was a pervert…" Eevee sighed, pressing her paw to her forehead.

"Hey… Ash, come here." Misty said.

"What is it?"

"Look at that Horsea…" She muttered, pointing out at the ocean. Indeed, there was a horsea. It looked tired, and had scratches all over.

"What about it?"

"It looks… hurt."

"There's no Pokémon center here."

"Maybe I should catch it and nurse it back to health!"

"Yeah!"

"Do you have any idea where we're going?" Sakura asked.

"The exit is around here somewhere." Sasuke told her.

"Are we lost?"

"No."

"Where's the exit, then?"

"We'll find it."

"We could ask someone."

"No."

"Sasuke, I don't really want to be wandering around a cave for the rest of my life."

"We'll find the exit."

"Or just get completely lost. Oh, wait. We already are!"

"Be quiet."

Sakura sighed, and glanced around. If Sasuke wasn't asking for directions, she'd do it herself.

"Hey… There's a Pokémon."

"What?"

"Hey, do you know where the exit is?" Sakura asked.

"Huh? Oh. Uh… Just keep going straight… And take the first left…" The Pokémon replied.

"Thanks, Sandshrew!"

"Anytime!"

"Could've just asked, but noooooo." Sakura teased, walking ahead of Sasuke.

"I could've figured that out myself."

"Stop lying, you're not fooling anybody."

A/N: Yep, Yanmega wasn't in generation one. It's one of the newest Pokémon that came out. (What are we on, now? Generation five?) Why is it in Kanto, you ask? You'll have to wait and find out.