Sorry for the late update! Real life has consumed me and I need to update my other fic, so as a compensation, I will give you this new chapter.

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: The following laws that submitted by agarfinkel, Ally Nicole Rose, Indigo One, a guest, PikaLoverNYA, Unzealots, Delta 477 and Black Hole Solrock will be in this fic. The rest are mine.


Dear Order of Heroes,

This is your temporary summoner speaking.

Since the unexpected VG has been ended (with Gunnthra as the declared winner while informing the on-leave Alfonse about his loss), summer is approaching and new heroes and guests are joining us (as well as a celebration on a certain tournament) but all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will write this in the purple book. Will somebody find The Troublesome Quintet? Those guys will be in so trouble if I caught them doing something nasty:

1037. Do not make any Peanuts jokes around Linus.

1038. Do not yell "MAD DOG" every time you see Linus. It's not funny.

1039. Ayra and Lute, for the last time, we do not have any cotton candy. You're not Chopper.

1040. Do not make any Hurricane jokes around Legault.

1041. Effie, what did I say about bench pressing gods?! You SOMEHOW managed to bench press BOTH Grima's AT THE SAME TIME! They are currently in the hospital for treatment and will be fine, but please stop!

1042. Connected to no. 1041, Effie, you may also want to hide out for a while. After breaking both Grima's backs you have all of the Fates royals (minus Elise because you two are friends) and both Morgan's and Kana's our for your blood. So yeah, feel free to hide out for a while.

1043. Okay! Why the heck was Eirika and Innes tier up naked in Kiran's Closet?! What's that, Julius and L'Arachel did it to prank them and also hope they have se- OKAY! That's TOO far! Seth! You handle Julius with me! Tana, you take care of L'Arachel! Those two need to be taught a lesson!

1044. Attention Heroes! To anyone who is wondering why Julius and L'Arachel are in the hospital, it's because a very pissed me, Seth, Tana and later the victims of their prank Eirika and Innes broke their bones repeatedly and made sure it HURT!

1045. Hey, has anyone seen Clair or Gray? I haven't seen them all day- huh? They went to have fun in town? That's fine- Clive NO! They're not having fun in THAT way!

1046. To all perverts (mostly Niles), STOP TRYING TO DRESS CELICA IN A SKIMPY WITCHES OUTFUT! I know she shares the voice actress of another witch with similar outfit choices, but that is not right!

1047. Connected to no. 1046, Niles, your collar is getting an upgrade! You are now also not allowed be within ten feet of Celica. As for everyone else who is trying, be prepared to feel the wrath of Alm, Mae, Boey Saber and even Genny if you don't stop!

1048. Wait, all Heroes STOP! That Blade stuck on the stone is clearly belongs to Roy, so please don't use It as test to "find the Rightful King" or something like that!

1049. Lucina, since you somehow like to make dumb choice, your collar will be upgraded so it'll shock you before you try to do something stupid.

1050. Hmm, a package? Let's see... Did someone order a diving equipment? Chrom, you buy it? I see, give it to Lucina if you have to.

1051. Everyone not busy, help me catch the Troublesome Quintet! They stole several weapons from the stash!

1052. *Cough* Everyone okay? Damn, that Antimatter missile is very dangerous. Luckily no one get hurt but the mess hall gets destroyed, so as punishment the Quintet must rebuild it manually.

1053. Connected to no. 1052, since I am in good mood *eye twitching* you people have 3 options: a. Get those weapons lodged on the Ghost without any support nor weapon, b. Try to become my next experiment test subjects or c. Rebuild the mess hall, as above with no support, weapon, builders, magic. Just plain old mortar and stone. Choose one and serve it to the end.

1054. Stop saying "Soren! Always lost in your books" whenever you see him.

1055. Okay, if Hector, Lucina, and those who were jailed and the troublesome quintet kept on making trouble I WILL FORCE YOU TO PLAY FNAF ULTIMATE CUSTOM NIGHT AND WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU WON ALL THE CHALLENGES AND THAT INCLUDES THE 50/20 MODE. Of course, we have to wait for June 29-30 for the game's release.

1056. Everyone, stop trying to open Kiran's unopened package! Keep on doing it or else I will hide it at the place where I hid his Hello Kitty Collection! This is your last warning! And no, NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO ASK ME WHAT SANRIO CHARACTER I REALLY LOVE!

1057. Julius, stop with those M- Rated stuff! And if you don't stop, I will force you to see the sons of the internet that will make you regret it!

1058. I just a call or message from Kiran that he will be delivering some of the souvenirs that he and the other Heroes bought at their vacations. So, no one is allowed to open any boxes from Kiran unless Me, Marth or Lyn are present and are looking at the unboxing. Also, whoever Order **** I already burn the contents and I will personal find you and shove your head in your butt. Don't think I can? Well here's a video of some poor soul trying to shamelessly flirt with me.

1059. Grima and Ryoka are not allowed to have a Risen/Zombie/Terror/Whatever battle to see whose Minions are stronger than the other. I have to destroy your make shift grave as some village idiot from town Decided to Leroy it with a wooden sword. Surprising villager manage defeated both a Paladin and a Master Samurai with it.

1060. Attention all Heroes! We have six unexpected guest that just pop out in my room, again. Anyways please give a warm welcome to Minato Arisato, Yu Narukami, Ren Amamiya from the Persona 3,4 and 5. They also have one of their friends with them. Their names are Koromaru, Teddie and Morgana. Also, apparently their still in their dance outfit which means... some idiot from their world manage to **** this up. So please try not to go all Fan Girls and Boys crazy on them before- wait what? Oh, yea I forgot about Aigis knowing both Minato and Yu.

1061. To all our singers and dancers. I will not allow you guys to have a dance off battle to see who got awesome moves. Besides they have more rythem and swag dance than your traditional one. Also, you will not allow to dance with them to fight off shadows that love music and dance. Besides I can already tell that at least half of the young adults or teens wants to dance with their favorite Dancer. Hell, even Tharja and Rhajat even tagged along too!

1062. No one is allowed to smother both Morgana and Koromaru to death when they're in their battle stance or wearing animal clothing. I know they both look adorable but they can summon persona to fight you guys off- what hell ok who reinivte Goku again? I thought I already send the Dragon Ball Crew back to their world and so is the others? What?! Really Goku you came back here because you left your training shirt behind... GET THE HELL OFF THIS WORLD GOKU BEFORE I BREAK YOUR BALLS!

1063. No one is allowed to ask about Teddie life as being a former shadow. He does not want to talk about it so don't ask about it again unless you want me to dump your head in a trash can. This also includes his choice of different clothing and costume he wears.

1064. All Young Adult Males or Males who does not have a girlfriend are not allowed to attack the Main Persona Protagonist just because most of the female Order are all praising them and giving them stuff. Deal it or you will have to deal with me hitting you with a spare Lilith floatie I found in the storage room.

1065. Anyone caught stealing items from the Heroes Market will be painful Mjölnir on any stolen items that is not paid and also have a magical Dunce hat that says I'm stupid. Also, will be force to work of cleaning all bathroom in the order with their own toothbrush.

1066. No more "YOU NEVER SEEN IT COMING MEMES!" I just found both Xander and Tobi knock out by a stray punch arrow, Grima face planted half clothe with his butt showing, Odin having his hand impaled by a chopstick, and me getting hit by green slime... which I will proceed to make you eat it once I find you. Go ahead laugh because you will never... nope not going there but you know what I mean.

1067. The following Games are Banned due to its graphic and mature content: Agony, All Hentai Games (I know who you are you sick perverts), Gun Gal and any video Strip Poker game. That is all until I find more of these to ban. Also, no more loud gaming in the middle of the night or I else I take those consoles away.

1068. Azura and Shigure are not allowed to Sing Simple and Clean PlanitB Remix. I know you like singing this song but there's a time and place when to sing it or listen it, like in your room or the studio. NOT Singing in the training ground while singing it loud with the music at max volume! Also, how the hell do you manage get a huge Boombox?! What you bought it at the heroes' market? Oh, that figures but still that song is banned from singing unless it's in your soundproof room or the studio ok.

1069. For now on, all Heroes are now required to take cooking classes regardless, as I find it hard to believe that my brother did not bother training you guys into cooking. Anyways all of you will be taking cooking classes on how to prepare simple meals to master chef meals. I just can't believe that you guys somehow manage to make drinking water on fire. That's supposed to be very impossible yet you all manage. Also, those that do know how to cook properly sorry but your taking these classes as well.

1070. Besides you might learn a new recipe as I will be hosting it every end of the week so all must come. Also, if you don't well too bad for you as you will never get to try any dishes I made that will make even a god or goddess fell into a blissful state.

1071. Mark, did I just catch you trying to spike Ylgr's food with the love potion? She already ate, so unless you want to go to prison with the other heroes, I suggest you toss that food into the trash and- wait? Where did - oh no.

1072. Attention all heroes and guests, Shadow the Hedgehog has just eaten a meal which has been spiked with a love potion. For some reason now believes he is back in his world and is reliving the events when the army invaded his home. He is attempting to "rescue" Maria and is attacking anyone who is armed. If you see him do not fight him unless you absolutely have to. He is not in his right mind.

1073. Attention! Minerva and Michalis have already subdued Shadow and rescued Maria. However, they are broken one of the prison walls in the process and Oliver has escaped. He has kidnapped both Kana and Zen while screaming some nonsense about revealing their true mermaid forms; which from what I understand they do not have. Now all of the fates royals are out for blood. If you find Oliver bring him to me. I have a special punishment for him.

1074. Tharja, given the recent events, you are required to secure your hexing and potion mixing tools since Mark managed to steal one from your workshop. If you do not, I'll be forced to confiscate your equipment.

1075. Attention all heroes, Lucina has just returned with both kana, zen, and a very bloody Oliver. He apparently almost drowned them trying to reveal their "true forms." Apparently now that she's engaged to Robin, she can't help but feels maternal connection between her, Morgan, and any of Morgan's siblings. In the meantime, I would like Corrin, Grima, Tobi, and Azura to take Kana and Zen to some Therapy sessions to help them recover. I also would like the healers to heal up Oliver in preparation for his "Punishment."

1076. All heroes and guests are required to partake in Oliver's "punishment". I want him to rue the day he came within 50 feet of those two.

1077. Lucina, your father is begging on his knees to help you at least once after he saw you fail many times to retrieved at least one of the stuck weapons. After bugging me all weekend and gym's women locker room (where I proceed to break his fingers and toes one by one). I will help you at least one. Just once each week until my brother come back. But in return you have to clean up the prison bathroom. Yes, both Males and Females bathroom, so here's a mop and a bucket so good luck!

1078. Ok who open my box full of Hop rock crystals? Those things are hard to come back and you guys just open my package to see what's inside?! I spend a petty fortune to acquire those crystal and now all of you are hopping around like children in a candy store! For that anyone that uses these crystals will be force to wear silly bunny costume that comes with it. No not the event Easter bunny outfits but the cheap huge bunny outfit that comes in three colors, Blue, Pink, and Gray. You will not able to removes these as the costume I place had special magic that can't be removed unless I do it myself. So, who's wants to dress up like silly bunny. Let's start with... you Julius that is so kind to pop out near me.

1079. Don't ask me how to use the bathroom in those suits. Figure it out yourself because your all bunnies now!

1080. Ok who in the world manage to Turn Both Grima and Robin into Chibi forms, plus Rose and Ryoka into school anime girls. I already have both Chibi Grima and Robin of them trying to escape from the young heroes that want to hug them to death, while Rose and Ryoka can barely cover their very short skirts that manage to cause massive blood nose to all male heroes from Awakening and fates, including some form the binding blade and Echoes. L'Arachel and Niles stole Tharja's hexing tome and use a chibi and anime school girl from the internet to turn into them?! Wow I'm both somehow impress and piss off as I know need to find the legendary Otaku to reversed this hex. Also, no you can't remove anime or chibi hex as it been tested that anyone or thing can't be turn back unless someone who obtain the legendary Otaku Status can remove these Hex or Curse. Also, L'Arachel is now wearing the same collar that Lucian and Niles have.

1081. Ephraim I manage to find a way to make you into a man again. Though in return you have to do this skit that will be coming up one month of now. Why you ask? Well ever since L'Arachel managed to make you into female, your voice sounds very familiar to my Favorite Love Live School Idol character Kotori Minami. How? Well I manage to record your voice and use on of the lines of Kotori Minami and you both sounds very similar. So anyways, it's either that or have sexual relationship with a Big Gay Man wearing very tight leather outfit. Choose wisely Ephraim.

1082. Lucina, in light of the of your actions regarding Oliver I've decided to lighten your punishment. During specific times you will be free to walk around the castle without the electro collar. During this time, you will be under the supervision of heroes who don't have fell blood, like the Nohrian summer or the Hoshidan New Year's heroes. However, if you will attempt to abuse this privilege, I will not only have you run to my boot camp again but I will double the collar constraints.

1083. For those who going to participate in the upcoming VG (without the on-leave Ike), please don't throw projectiles at each other. Save it for your battle.

1084. Ephraim is NOT allowed to laugh at Innes at his swimsuit outfit. It's not funny.

1085. Arrows hurts isn't it, Innes? While bows are your primary weapon, you will now taste the suffering of a flying unit so you're NOT allowed to complain about being hit by an arrow.

1086. The dark mages needs to be supervised at all times after creating Fleshpounds. You think you can get away with it?

1087. Frederick, NO! I WON'T LET YOU STOP ROBIN AND LUCINA FROM RETURNING TO SMASH! ACCORDING TO THE ANNOUNCEMENT, EVERT FIGHTER WHO APPEARED IN EVERY SMASH WILL RETURN! I DON'T CARE IF THE NEWCOMER ARE DIFFERENT OR DEADLY SINCE EVERYONE AND I MEAN EVERYONE WHO APPEARED IN SMASH WILL RETURN!

1088. Everyone who wasn't in Smash, don't even think about joining Smash. Nobody wanted any complaints about having too much FE representatives. I mean it.

1089. In the meantime, LET'S CELEBRATE FOR THOSE WHO WILL RETURN FOR SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE! I will inform Kiran that Ike and Roy will return to the new Smash as Veterans.

1090. And Chrom is NOT allowed to complain why he isn't included in the new Smash. I have enough of your whining.

If you don't follow these laws again, I will add more.

-Triela.


"Congratulations for returning for the Smash Tournament!" Kiran cheered as he and the others cheered at both Roy and Ike.

"I wonder how you guys managed to return while I heard there are others trying to steal your spot." Seliph said to the two.

"MH prioritized the veterans first to return. We were happy that we were invited again." Roy said, embarrassed.

"Let's hope that Chrom will not take this news seriously." Ike shook his head in dismay.


Unknown to both Roy and Ike, while the Order is celebrating Lucina, the Robins, Marth and the Corrins' return, Chrom is sulking in the corner, muttering incoherent words.


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