Well my half tearms been fun: first I went to R&R on saturday, on Sunday I did nothing and I can't remeber when I injured myself, to much thinking involved and from then on till about 3 hours ago I was in hopital. Like I said 'my half tearms been fun'.
Well I discharged myself from hospital, I was going crazy, well CRAYZAY, (that was lame, even for me) but I haven't really told my school about my accident and I can't really be botherd to neither, so I'll give them a surprise tomorrow. Well this person, well old dude in the little curtain thingy next to me told me this joke yesterday and I only just remebered it now so, might aswel type it up.
Jokes: As Told By Stork
Everyone was sat at the table, even Stork, dicussing: missions, tactics, what's for dinner and what's for breakfast, Finn playng his music, Radarr and that Chicken, oh and 'DOOM!'.
Finn had an idea. "Does anyone know any jokes?" He asked bluntly.
"I d-" Aerrow was cut off by Stork.
"Me, me, me, me. I do" He grinned and twitched his eye.
"Dude, you need that eye checking out or something" Finn just stared at Storks eye.
"Shut up Finn, we wanna here his joke" Piper butted in. "Go on Stork"
"3 boys: one named Shut Up, one named Manners and the other one named Poo." He paused and darted his eyes about in a frantic mannor.
He continued "They where all walking down the street when Poo fell over so Manners went to go help him up. Shut Up jumped over a fence and into a garden." He strumed his hands together.
"An old lady came out and said 'what's your name?'
Shut Up replied 'Shut Up'
The old lady repeated herself 'what's your name?'
'Shut Up'
'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?' She yelled to Shut Up.
'SHUT UP'
The old lady sighed 'where's your manners?'
Shut Up replied 'round the corner picking up Poo!' Stork got up from the table, bowed then went to the controls.
They all stared at him.
"DOOM!" Stork yelled "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!"
Hmmm I could say that a teacher ran me over? Or I fell out of a speeding car? Or what about, hmmmmmm, I know, I fell off my horse and got trampled on? That will do I guess.
Don't mind me, just loosing my Insanity, I think, is that right, mom is it?
Dum, ba-lady daddy dun, bal-lady dady dun, dun bal-lady dady dun.
Everybodies gonna love today, gonna love today, gonna love today.
Anyway you want to, anyway you've g- I can't remember the rest so I'll go onto another song YEY!
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Me no like peanut butter jelly, urgh!