smurfs belong to peyo,the crew belongs me


brainy : that horrible, I'm a girl, and I'm not pretty

myopic course, because I love to be in your body!

awkward gets hit with a branch

myopic : awkward! Are you okay?

awkward: Yes ... auch, is the height, still can not get used

handy: and you are not the only one

points at hefty, who is the strong's body looks like hit with every step

brainy: what´s up hefty?, How's the weather up there? haha!

none smurf laugthed

brainy: oh come on, was a little joke

handy; a very bad one

awkward: actually, i think was a kind of nice

myopic: please, just a brain-less monkey could laught of that

jokey: HAHAHA!, I GOT IT! HOW IS THE WEATHER? HAHAHA

myopic: you see what i mean?


(in any place of america)

smurf: ugh, i can't walk well with this hellish shoes

strong: at least you look pretty

smurf: oh come on, you are not so ugly

strong: don't lie, i can't be more ugly

they arrive next to a hut with a sign that says "signs for tourists"

smurf: can we.

strong: no!, i don't need that,i have a map

smurf: but..

strong: shh!, i know the way

(five minutes lather)

smurf: (covered with ants) was an anthill

strong: well...that way!

(ten minutes lather)

smurf: (muddy) if i have the map?

strong: NO! ...is...there!

(five minutes lather)

strong: okay...this wasn't neither

smurf: (bitten) you think? or you prefer aks to the piranha?, can we now..

strong: NO! , I KNOW THE WAY!

(twenty minutes lather)

smurf: (with hives) well, that way took us to a bunch of poison ivy

strong:...what if we aks for sings?

smurf: seriously?