WARNING: MILD CONTENT

Levi's never experienced this before, this strange yet overwhelming sense of – anger, frustration, irritancy? – prickling at him. The Lance Corporal knew he could be a pain in the ass, but it's not as if the man walked around always being angry. Contrary to popular belief, he was normally indifferent. So, Levi couldn't explain this particular feeling that blanketed him. Except one thing was for certain: it happened every time he saw four-eyes with another man.

"Armin, you are a godsend!" Hanji gave the cadet a quick sideways squeeze as she waved a folder in the air.

Armin's cheeks reddened. "It's no problem, Squad Leader. Really!"

Or boy. Whatever.

"Humility!" she cackled, ruffling his hair. "I like it."

The brat was basically a tomato now. It was ridiculous. Pathetic. And a bunch of other synonymous words that Levi couldn't think of.

Armin smiled but his eyes wouldn't stop staring as the scientist unknowingly rubbed her chest against his side. "It's – it's nothing. I mean, I think your scientific battle against the titans is truly inspirational…and, well, you're inspiring and I hope to learn" –

"God, keep it in your pants, Arlert." Levi's chair screeched as he got up from his seat, brushing past the nauseating pair.

It was stupid really. Incredibly stupid. But he wasn't exactly sure how to handle the situation – it wasn't as if he could stab it or make it run ten laps. Torturing it was out of the question because it was pretty much doing that to him.

Levi exhaled as he walked down the hallway. Maybe he could do a clean-sweep of one of the wings. He always focused more –

"Captain Levi!" Moblit emerged and halted his steps, causing him to inwardly groan. "Have you seen Squad Leader Hanji? Commander Erwin wanted me to hand her some documents."

He raised an eyebrow. This guy was even more of a puppy than blondie over there in the cafeteria wagging his tail between his legs. Levi scowled. He really needed to calm down.

"Just follow the God-awful screeching."

"She's pretty amazing, huh?"

Levi's eyes narrowed and he had to stop himself from taking a menacing step forward. "What?"

"Huh?" The assistant stumbled back, hands up. "I – I said she's pretty crazy. What did you think I said?"

It clearly had been a long day so Levi decided to go to bed early. Perhaps sleep could wash away this feeling that was obviously jealousy. He shuddered at the thought. What the hell did he have to be jealous of? Kicking off his boots, he daintily lay them next to his bed before falling on top of the covers and covering his eyes with his arm. Minutes or hours may have passed before a soft creaking noise caused Levi's eyes to flutter.

"You're so cute when you're sleeping," she whispered as the door gently closed behind her. Except her version of whispering was simply shouting less.

"Damnit…"

"Like a little baby!"

"Can you possibly shout any louder, four-eyes."

The bed squeaked as Hanji climbed on top, crawling over the resting corporal and sitting upon him. She moved Levi's arm from his face, but he frowned and crossed them both, making her snort.

"Buuut…" The scientist kissed the tip of his nose, "you're my baby."

He huffed. "Fuck off I hate you."

"So fussy today. Always so grumpy when I give my attention to other people, hmm?" Hanji's lips flitted down his shirt, kissing the immaculately clean material accompanied by giggles. Levi tried to focus on that particular feeling – she wasn't going to get away with making him feel like crap – but it was hard to focus when her hands grazed him like that or when her hips moved a little like that. His breathing increased. Another feeling was overtaking him.

"Always such a pain in my ass," but his voice came out raspier than intended. Hanji slowly grinned. Her cheeks were flushed, hair a mess as usual, but his fingers found them entangled in the dark strands, undoing the multiple hair-ties. She closed her eyes, mouth slightly parted.

Her glasses were the last thing to go until she sat on top of him now naked.

"You still mad?" Hanji nibbled his ear.

"You still crazy?" he couldn't hold back the sharp moan.

One soft kiss. Then another. And then another. Levi had nothing to be jealous about.