Bah. Enjoy. I got the inspiration after reading the best comedic summary of Twilight ever!
The Buddy Collections
Chapter 25: Gayest Thing You've Ever Done
House entered the bedroom after a night of being alone and playing his piano. Wilson was sitting with his back against the headboard, completely engrossed in a book.
Smirking, House walked over to him and leaned down to whisper into his ear, "Ja-ames~"
"Wah!" Wilson jolted, nearly smacking House with his book.
"Hey, careful!" House took a safe step backwards.
"D-Don't do that, House! You scared the hell out of me!"
The older doctor snorted, "It's your fault for getting so engrossed in that book. What is it?"
Wilson's face flushed and he scrambled to keep the book away from his lover, "N-Nothing!"
His curiosity peaked. House all but jumped on top of the slighter man to wrestle the book out of his grasp.
"G-Greg, stop!"
"Ha!" Victoriously, House grinned and whirled around to read the title, "Are you kidding me? You're reading a book that was written for prepubescent girls?"
"N-No! C-Cameron told me I should give it a try!" Wilson appeared at his side, reaching for the book that House promptly held above his head.
"But, really, James. Twilight?" House gave him a skeptical look, "You're more in the closet than I thought."
"I am not!"
"Pfft. Fine, whatever. But if you start wearing one of those "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob" shirts I'm going to start calling you 'Flaming Wonderboy: Cancer Doctor Extordinare'."
"Fuck you."
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Bah. Another short chapter. Sorry it's been so long and this is so crappy. I've been busy broadening my horizons by writing/posting other stories. I even wrote for another fandom! ._.
... If I get any flames about how "good Twilight is" I will laugh my ass off at you. It's the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. Terribly written. The only reason I have Wilson reading it is to make fun of him again! Nothing more! Aside from a few fanfictions I've read of Twilight, I'm completely against it. ... Seriously, how the hell did Stephanie Meyer manage to get that crap published? *OFFICAL END OF RANDOM RANT*