To TotalEclipsePro: Glad Drac got you out! Here's that chapter you wanted, and hopefully I can make time to write one more Five Nights at Freddie's story here. Enjoy!
To everyone else: Sorry for not updating recently!
Camo (Skylanders and my writing partner): We've just been working on something AWESOME lately, and have had no time to write.
Me: Camo! That was supposed to be a secret!
Camo: Woops (troll face)
Me: Grr...
SUMMARY: Sequel to "Five Night's at Luigi's". Waluigi (aka Springtrap) escapes the burning building at the end of the original "Five Nights At Freddy's 3". He then is sent back into Smashville via Assist Trophy. Soon after, Waluigi bumps into Wario. Together, they form a plan of revenge.
Chapter 25 – Five More Nights At Luigi's
"IT BURNS!"
A man sat down in his comfy dining chair and read today's headline. He chuckled as he sipped his coffee. "I knew it would make today's headlines."
Yes, the protagonist from "Five Nights At Freddy's 3" reads the newspaper. After the building burned down, he was left without a job and so needed to consult the newspapers once again (he wasn't going to be accepting any night guard options anymore however).
He studied the picture of a bobble-head Springtrap. He chuckled again. "Good thing I won't be seeing THAT b***** anymore!"
Indeed, our hero will not be seeing Springtrap anymore. His five nights of horror are done. But he didn't know three important things.
Springtrap had survived the fire.
Waluigi was Springtrap.
Waluigi wanted revenge.
"Bwahaha!" Wario gloated before being smacked in the face with Donkey Kong's signature Giant Punch. The fat motorcyclist went flying and almost fell off the edge of the platform, but he quickly regained his bearings and grabbed the ledge.
But DK will have none of that shielding ledge-hanging nonsense. With tremendous strength, Donkey Kong pounded the earth with his giant hands, causing the platform to shake. Wario quickly hoisted himself up and jumped, evading the attack.
Unsatisfied, Donkey Kong jumped after Wario and spiked the motorcyclist volleyball style. Wario crashed brutally into the platform. Donkey Kong pounded his chest in triumph. Nearby, a punching bag spawned. Donkey Kong immediately abandoned the downed Wario and started collecting food to restore his health.
The two fighters got into a fight after Wario "accidently" ate one of Donkey Kong's many bananas. DK then challenged Wario to a brawl right on the spot. They met in the Battlefield (arguably the most popular spot for brawls outside of Smashville).
As Donkey Kong kept restoring his health, Wario noticed an assist trophy spawn right next to him. Desperately, he grabbed it. "Help me out, Waluigi…"
He opened the container.
Meanwhile, Springtrap was just walking around aimlessly when he just randomly vanished. He reappeared by Wario's side on the Battlefield. Waluigi (who was the "Purple Man" stuffed inside Springtrap) recognized his fellow antagonist as his friend and ally. He couldn't help but smile.
Wario, however, was taken aback by Springtrap's appearance. Of course, he didn't recognize the decayed purple clothed figure inside the rotten suit. What he saw was a big, yellow zombie rabbit thing that smelled like, well, a zombie. Wario backed up in fright.
Donkey Kong had finished recovering health and had turned around to finish Wario off. Instead of coming face to face with his downed enemy, however, DK was eye level with a zombie robot bunny.
Springtrap attacked.
(WARNING: FOR T-RATING PURPOSES, THE FOLLOWING SCENE HAS BEEN CUT OUT FROM THE ORIGINAL STORYLINE. THIS NEXT SCENE PROVIDED IS A MORE PEACEFUL ALTERNATIVE, AND IS COMPLETELY CANON. DON'T SUE US. EAT WATERMELON. HAVE A NICE DAY!)
Somewhere, past the rainbow, there is a place filled with beauty, tranquility, and harmony. Warm sunlight would bathe the rolling green hills in a golden light, warming the grass and other life on it. Birds softly chirp in nearby trees, calling their future mates. A soft breeze glides through the field.
Naturally, this place is FAR away from Smashville.
(THE M-RATED VIOLENT SCENE IS OVER NOW. YOU WILL NOW BE RETURNED TO THE ORIGINAL STORYLINE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.)
Springtrap dusted the remains of Donkey Kong off of the platform. He then turned his mechanical daze to Wario (who was wetting his pants). The motorcyclist backed up, terrified. "Please don't hurt me!"
With great difficulty, Springtrap managed to speak. "Wario. It is me, Waluigi. I have returned."
Wario stared, uncomprehending. "Waa? Waluigi, is it really you?"
Springtrap remained motionless. "Yes. It is me. And I need your help getting back to the village."
Wario was already preparing his motorcycle. Surprisingly, a robotic zombie rabbit thing that claimed to be Waluigi was not the most bizarre thing he had come across. "Sure. What do you intend on doing there?"
Springtrap kept his face emotionless, but one could tell there was a hidden smile somewhere.
"Nope!" Mega Man disagreed immediately.
Luigi pouted and crossed his arms. "Come on, Mega Man! I need you to work the night guard shift so that nobody steals the special pizza I made!"
"Not gonna do it!" Mega Man refused.
"Why not?" Luigi stamped his foot in frustration. "It's just one night! And I don't have any haunted animatronics this time! What's the worst thing that can happen?"
Mega Man shivered uncomfortably. "More ghost robots…"
Luigi sighed and grabbed Mega Man's shoulders. "There will be no robots coming to kill you, got it? Now please take the night shift."
The robot boy still had his doubts. "I don't know, Luigi. The whole experience can really traumatize a person you know."
The green plumber sighed. "What if I showed you how to control the defense system? Will that convince you?"
Mega Man frowned. "We have a defense system?"
Luigi waved his hand dismissively. "Not harmful defense, like security lasers. But we do have the budget to seal doors, vents, etc."
Mega Man slumped his shoulders in defeat. "Alright, fine. I'll do it."
Luigi pumped his fist in the air. "Oh, yeah! That's-a very good."
As Luigi led Mega Man to the back office to teach him the mechanics, Mega Man asked him a question. "Why is this pizza so special anyway?"
Luigi smiled. "My fiancé is coming over tomorrow night. I want to prove to her that I can cook a pizza of epic proportions."
Mega Man clapped him on the back. "Good for you, boss. I'm sure Daisy will love it!"
Luigi sighed. "I hope so. If anything happens to that pizza…"
Wario and Springtrap silently arrived in an alleyway next to Luigi's Pizzeria. Springtrap cocked his head. "What are we doing here?" he asked in his mechanical voice.
Wario snickered quietly. "I'm helping you get revenge on Luigi. He's the one who killed you in that suit, right?"
Waluigi knew somebody had sent him the suit with faulty spring locks. It was only natural for him to assume it was his rival, Luigi. "Yes."
"Then this is the place to do it. You see, inside that pizzeria lies a specially made pizza. If you destroy that, then Luigi's life would be ruined!"
"Can I kill him too?"
Wario shrugged. "I don't see why not. Go ahead!"
Springtrap approached the restaurant.
MEANWHILE…
"Tables…clear. Kitchen…clear. Office…" Mega Man quickly checked the office and nearby hallways for haunted robots. "…clear."
He shut his laptop down and wiped his forehead in relief. Checking the restaurant for killer zombie robots was hard work. You never knew where they would be or when they will pounce…
Quickly, Mega Man checked the hallway lights. Nothing. He opened his laptop and checked the hallway that Foxy had run down. Still empty. Mega Man breathed a sigh of relief. Maybe the whole experience was just getting to his head. Nothing bad is going to happen…
A noise.
Not just any noise. An all-too familiar noise that Mega Man had heard before. It was the sound of mechanical limbs moving.
In a cold sweat, Mega Man checked the hallway lights. Nothing. He opened up his computer and checked the various rooms of the restaurant. All empty.
Maybe he had imagined it?
Finally, Mega Man switched to the camera overlooking the restaurant's entrance.
Springtrap was there, standing as still as the door itself, gazing at it with contempt.
Mega Man freaked out and accidently shot the fan. He was fine with that. At least it wasn't the generator like last time.
After screaming and running around the office in sheer panic, Mega Man dove for the laptop and ushered a command into the security system. Immediately, an iron door shut over the entryway. Sprintrap still didn't move.
Meanwhile, Springtrap was just about to enter the restaurant when the door barricaded itself in a wall of iron. Soon after, the windows also covered themselves.
Sprintrap groaned and forced his mechanical limbs back over to the alleyway. Wario raised an eyebrow as he approached. "You done already?" he asked, munching on a thing of garlic.
"No." Springtrap answered curtly. "The door and windows shut."
Wario shrugged. "That sucks. What else can we do?"
Springtrap looked around and noticed an air vent.
Mega Man, meanwhile, was freaking out. Now that he destroyed the air vent, he was not getting enough air to keep a level head. His worst fears that had traumatized him were coming to life before his very eyes.
Phantom Freddie peeked out at Mega Man from a corner. In the hallway, Phantom Chica stared blankly at him just like before. Phantom Bonnie stood in the doorway, smiling at him. Then the animatronic was shoved back as Phantom Foxy pushed past it and lunged at Mega Man.
After much hallucinating, Mega Man was able to plug in a new fan and get his much needed air. The Phantom animatronics disappeared.
Realizing he was still alive, Mega Man checked the front door again via his laptop. Springtrap was gone, thankfully.
Mega Man shut his laptop off and rubbed his temples. "You can do this, Mega Man. Calm down…just calm down…" He glanced at the mini-fridge behind him. In it contained Luigi's prized pizza. It reminded Mega Man why he was here. Luigi needed him.
Mega Man took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and listened.
A noise.
Immediately, Mega Man searched the restaurant again. Nothing. But this time, he knew he wasn't imagining anything. That noise was real. And it sounded like it was coming from the ventilation systems…
Uh oh…
Thankfully, Luigi had cameras in the vents (why, Mega Man didn't know). Mega Man switched his computer to view one of them.
Springtrap was crawling through the vents.
Instead of freaking out this time, Mega Man calmly activated the sealed vent command. The vent Springtrap was about to exit closed shut, locking him in.
Mega Man kept a cool head and dialed Luigi's number on the phone. It rang once…twice…three times…
Then it clicked. "Hello?" Luigi greeted sleepily.
Mega Man's cool nerves vanished. "Luigi! There's a zombie animatronic coming to kill me! Send help! Call somebody! Anybody! I'm in great danger!"
"Mega Man, I told you. There IS no haunted robot coming for you. Now let me sleep…"
Desperately, Mega Man shouted, "YOUR PIZZA IS IN GREAT DANGER!"
Luigi was wide awake. "I'm-a coming!"
The phone clicked, ending the call.
Quickly, Mega Man checked the air vent cameras. Springtrap was nowhere to be found. Nervously, Mega Man monitored the tables.
He was just able to catch Springtrap disappear into the kitchen doorway (which led to the office). Hastily, Mega Man switched to the kitchen camera. He caught a very quick glimpse of him before the camera shorted out.
"System offline." The computer read.
"What the-" Mega Man sputtered. "What? How? When? HOLY S***!"
Mega Man typed in a command that would restart the camera systems. "Come on, come on!" he urged the computer.
Finally, the red "offline" light turned green. "YES!" Mega Man cheered. He checked the kitchen. Springtrap was gone. The hallway. Nothing.
That meant…
Mega Man looked up. A corpse-like robot stared back. Only then did Mega Man notice the smell.
Springtrap attacked.
Luigi ran as fast as he possibly could to his pizzeria. On his back was his trusty Poltergust 5000 (for all of your ghost busting needs! Order on eBay now, and Olimar will personally deliver it to you with free shipping!). He hated to think that another loose animatronic found its way back to the restaurant. It seemed unlikely, but entirely possible. Nothing the Poltergust 5000 couldn't handle!
Luigi noticed the metal barricades around the restaurant. "Momma Mia…"
Luckily, Luigi was able to access the front door via owner's key. He quickly noticed the foul odor. "So Mega Man was right…"
Immediately, he rushed to the back office. Once again, a metal door blocked his view inside. Luigi unlocked it and peeked his head in. He couldn't believe his own eyes.
There was Springtrap, using Mega Man's dismembered robot body to crush Luigi's prized pizza. Upon seeing Luigi enter, he turned his head and smiled. "Hello, Luigi! Waluigi just got his revenge!" Mechanical laughter filled the room.
Now, in most circumstances, Luigi would have been terrified and likely would have run away in panic. After all, Springtrap was not a friendly sight. But in this instance, with his number one employee in pieces and his prized pizza destroyed, Luigi was anything but afraid.
He. Was. PISSED.
Angrily, Luigi switched on the Poltergust 5000 and shouted his signature catchphrase. "Oh, yeah! WEEGEE TIME!"
The Poltergust 5000 sprang to life and started sucking everything up. Waluigi's spirit inside of Springtrap started to get sucked up in the vortex. "Nooooooo!"
Just then, the wall burst open to reveal Wario on his motorcycle. Quickly, he floored the acceleration bars and grabbed Springtrap. The duo then burst through the other wall, then another wall, then the outside wall and into the outside world.
Luigi turned off his Poltergust 5000 and stared after then angrily. "Oh heeeeeeeeeell no. They are NOT escaping unpunished!"
Luigi sprinted after them. After all the adventures he had with Mario, he had become quite the runner.
Springtrap looked behind him to see an angry plumber yelling bloody murder chasing them. "Step on it!" he urged Wario.
The motorcyclist sped up even faster. Mewtwo, who was out for a midnight stroll, was mercilessly crushed under the motorcycle as it jumped onto the road. It sped away.
Luigi paused for breath at the sidewalk beside Mewtwo. The pokemon studied him and reached a conclusion.
Need some help? He asked telepathically.
Luigi stared at him. "What's in it for you?"
Mewtwo cracked his knuckles. Revenge he answered simply.
Luigi nodded and held out his arms. Mewtwo grabbed him from behind and took to the skies after the motorcycle.
Springtrap looked behind him again to see Mewtwo carrying Luigi through the skies at a lightning speed. They seemed to be catching up.
"Oh s***…" Springtrap muttered.
"Problem?" Wario asked.
"They're catching up!"
"They?"
Wario craned his neck and gasped in surprise. "Screw it!" he said. "I'm turning into the Residential Area!"
He turned his bike sharply to the left, into the housing area. Undeterred, Mewtwo made a beeline right over the houses and dove at the bike. When Mewtwo and Luigi were almost upon them, Wario desperately turned his bike hard to the right.
…Right into Bowser's house.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAASSH!
Wario and Springtrap flew off of the motorcycle and crashed into a giant table. The motorcycle continued to drive off and smashed into the opposite wall, barely fazed and continued onward without its rider.
Springtrap groaned and sat up. A few poker cards landed next to him.
Wait a minute…
Springtrap looked around to see the angry faces of Bowser, Ike, Ganondorf, and Captain Falcon baring down on him. Apparently, the group of friends were playing a late-night game of poker.
Bowser glowered at them. "Wario, zombie bunny thingy: you two are dead meat."
Ike drew his sword as Ganondorf and Captain Falcon cracked their knuckles. Wario gulped and Springtrap only had one thought left: "Oh, s****…"
The four Smashers attacked mercilessly. Luigi and Mewtwo arrived at the scene and started kicking butt.
(WARNING: FOR T-RATING PURPOSES, THE FOLLOWING SCENE HAS BEEN CUT OUT FROM THE ORIGINAL STORYLINE. THIS NEXT SCENE PROVIDED IS A MORE PEACEFUL ALTERNATIVE, AND IS COMPLETELY CANON. YES, WE KNOW WE HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS BEFORE. HAVE A NICE DAY!)
Somewhere, past the rainbow, there is a place filled with beauty, tranquility, and harmony. Soft moonlight would bathe the rolling green hills in a silver light, cooling the grass and other life on it. Birds softly slept in nearby trees, cuddling their future mates. A soft breeze glides through the field.
Naturally, this place is FAR away from Smashville.
(THE M-RATED VIOLENT SCENE IS OVER NOW. YOU WILL NOW BE RETURNED TO THE ORIGINAL STORYLINE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.)
"FINISH HIM!"
To finish off the massacre, Luigi switched on his Poltergust 5000 and shouted, "STAND BACK!"
Mewtwo, Bowser, Ike, Ganondorf, and Captain Falcon all jumped away as Wario and Springtrap were sucked into the vacuum. Luigi blasted Wario out into the sky as well as the empty shell that was Springtrap. The two figures disappeared into the night.
As for the spirit of Waluigi, he was now trapped into the vacuum just like all of the ghosts in Luigi's Mansion. "Help me!" he cried in the vacuum. "Somebody let me out of here!"
Luigi glared at his vacuum. "Be quiet! I have just the thing for you…"
Even though ghosts can't gulp, Waluigi sure tried.
"More tea, my lady?"
Daisy shrugged and held out her teacup. "Don't mind if I do, fine sir."
Luigi clapped his hands. "Servant! Bring us more tea!"
Waluigi sighed as he commanded his robotic limbs over to the table where the couple sat. Yesterday, Luigi had asked R.O.B. to build him a harmless robot for Waluigi to possess (after asking him to repair Mega Man). Luigi then used his Poltergust 5000 to blow Waluigi's spirit into the machine, rendering him Luigi's slave for eternity. If he didn't obey a command, Luigi would force him to do some ridiculous things with a remote control. It wasn't like Waluigi could resist either. His robot body was a slave under the remote control. He was also built with just a head, a single wheel for transportation, and a pair of the weakest robot arms imaginable so he couldn't strangle somebody. He even had a GPS chip installed so he couldn't plan anything sneaky.
So he brought over the tea, much to Luigi's amusement.
"Can I leave now?" Waluigi-Bot asked.
Luigi thought about it and sipped his tea. "Hmm…Nope! Dance for us!"
Waluigi-Bot instantly refused. "What? Never!"
Luigi pressed a button on his remote. Waluigi-Bot started dancing. Daisy giggled and clasped Luigi's hand in her own. "This night has been amazing Luigi. How did you plan all of this?"
Luigi rubbed the back of his head. "To tell you the truth, Daisy, I had this perfect pizza planned for you. But it was destroyed. It took me four hours to make…"
Daisy smiled. "I'm not going anywhere, and I can enjoy being alone with you for four hours."
Luigi saw what she was getting at. He couldn't help but smile. He whistled, calling in his trusty employee, Mega Man. The robot boy appeared in a flash, dressed nicely for the occasion of serving his boss's fiancé. "May I help you, sir?"
Luigi handed over the remote that controlled Waluigi-Bot. "Take Waluigi-Bot into the kitchen and have him prepare our pizza. The recipe card is on the left counter.
Mega Man smiled evilly. "Of course, sir. On a completely unrelated note, sir, what would happen if our dear servant 'accidently' found himself in the oven?"
Luigi shrugged. "If it can be avoided…"
"It won't." Mega Man assured him.
Luigi smiled. "Oh well. Accident do happen!"
Mega Man smiled. "We'll get right to it, boss. Come along, Waluigi!"
With a few commands from the remote, Waluigi followed Mega Man into the kitchen.
Diddy Kong had just been launched by King Dedede off of the Battlefield. As Diddy Kong descended, he used his jetpack to land safely down. It was there he saw the remains of his former friend. Diddy Kong sank into the ground in shock. Tears sprang from his eyes. After pounding the earth, Diddy yelled at the sky in despair. "Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?!"
Donkey Kong was in pieces. Still alive (thank immortality), but in pieces scattered all over the ground. Sighing, Diddy Kong began to piece DK back together.
"This is gonna take weeks…" he grumbled.