"The Majarahaja's jewels are gone!" Kelly squealed in shock as everyone huddled around the display box
"This is bad... Very, very bad... Do you know how much those jewels meanto the royalty of India?" Morrigan asked
"No. But theres a white day sale at Macy's!" Kara piped up, everyone facepalming
"Focus, Kara! We have a crisis on our hands. If the Majarahaja hears about this, we're in deeptrouble." Stella warned
"Yeah, that aint gonna look good for our image. I can see the headline: Incompetent Hotel Staff lets Jewel Thief Run Off with Rare Artifact" Megara snarked
"Oh that's definitelyreassuring." Alex muttered sarcastically
"OK, hold it! Before another fight breaks out, let's try to reconstruct the crime." Helga offered, taking immediate charge
"Ooh, like that show with the guy who says something cool and puts on his sunglasses as someone yells YEAH" Kara exclaims excitedly, Megara facepalming in embarrassment.
One ReConstructing The Crime Scene Later...
I WAS gonna do a scene of that but i didnt cause im lazy
"...Marcy." Aela said to no one in particular.
"Who?" Helga asked
"Marcy Rhodes. The grouchy one who got kicked out when Livewire rented her apartment to Ahmanet." Kelly reminded, everyone remembering.
"Oh yeah. I remember her now. She was a total joykiller. She just griped griped griped about her bank job and was always insulting Kara." Keesha recalled
"Wait... How'd she get out of prison?" Alex asked
"Ooh I probably shouldnt be tellin you this but..." Grace hesitated before Helga grabbed her by the collar
"If you dont tell me, I'm going to get a baseball bat and thrashyou to an inch of your life." Helga snarled, foam dripping out through her teeth
"Marcywasmycellmatebutsheusedthespoonsinthecafeteriatodigherselfoutofjail!" Grace babbled rapidly
"...What did she say?" Aurora asked, rubbing her head in puzzlement
"I'm not really sure but I think it might have been that if we were to fall out of a plane and land in the ocean, we'd use Julie as a floating device." Kiki guessed, Julie fainting
"... That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of." Mercy deadpanned
"Was working for a megalomaniac billionaire ridiculous?" Kara countered
"Touche." Mercy replied, proudly shaking Karas hand out of respect
"Wasnt he the guy who trapped Lois and Jimmy in some maze?" Neyla asked
"...No." Mercy answered, hoping nobody would recall the disastrous N64 game.
"Well, the jewels are obviously long gone by now. Oh whelp, no biggie. We'll just get some pears and mangos and carve em into diamonds!" Anna suggested
"No, Anna. We're notgonna let thesejewels remain missing." Helga scolded firmly
"Wait... Are you saying...?" Elsa asked, worried aboutwhat Helga was about to suggest.
"Marcy stole the jewels. So we'll steal them back." Kelly spoke
"Whoa whoa whoa! There is no way no how and nothing thats gonna make me go on this crazy heist." Megara snapped, putting her foot down.
"Let me put it like this; either A) we get the jewels back and you keep living here for free. Or B) we dont and you go back to Nessus. Either way, I win." Helga smirked proudly
"For the record... I never actually agreedto moving here." Megara weakly countered, Helga's smirk growing
"Too bad, so sad. Now tighten your G-string, fix your braid and stop being such a diva. We've got a heist to work on." Helga ordered, everyone heading off to the den
"...Uh, couldnt we just hire a professional?" Meg offered, Helga grabbing her by the wrist and yoinking her into the den