Author's Note:

Meet another new character!

Some people are mysterious. Some people are just mysteries. And some are both. Specter...is both. And crazy in a way that's not completely good, but not completely bad either. He's...complicated.

Finding a good song for him was tough...but I think I hit his personality dead on the head with the one I chose. What do YOU think?

SPECTER

Grey groaned as he lay on the grass, tuckered out from a sugar rush that had hit him hard and incredibly fast. He was mumbling, lip quivering as he whimpered.

"No…no, NO…" He said in a simpering tone. Daveigh, Rupert and Ashton were around him, looking down, concerned. Grey reached up into the air with one hand, a tear trickling down his cheek. "She has a STRONG heart, she wants to LIVE, she wants to live..." He sobbed.

"Oh my God, he's…" Daveigh gasped. "I know what he's talking about."

Rupert nodded. He knew too. Ashton bit his lip and shook Grey gently.

"Grey…Grey, wake up!"

"NO!" Grey screamed as he stood up quickly. Then he blinked and looked around.

"…I…I was dreaming about…about when I tried to save Lilo." He muttered as he looked down, head hanging. "I…I tried, I swear I tried to hard…but she wouldn't come back, she-she…" He broke into sobs. "She wouldn't come back…how can I hate and love somebody so much at the same time?" He admitted quietly.

"Hate?" Ashton asked.

"She was a strumpet…a STRUMPET…but…but still, she…she…" Grey looked away. "I…I need to get a drink…"

They led him away from where he'd been near…a special Topsy Turvy attraction…and a certain experiment was at the front of said attraction.

Specter grinned that wide, body-splitting grin as he hovered in the air in front of the "Hall of Death", his favorite attraction. He was Spooky's son, another creation of Jumba's, designed to be able to inhabit the most inhospitable of areas…meaning he wasn't going to be affected by what was about to happen.

"You sure this is a good idea?" Ashton asked Sandy as the two approached the "Hall of Death" with Specter going in first.

"Why not? Specter says it's safe." Sandy remarked.

"Specters says a lot of things are safe." Jay groaned. He was also going in with them.

"Hmm…" Rupert remarked, rubbing his chin. "Are you sure there won't be…any…snakes or crocodiles or whatnot in here? I'd hate to get eaten alive by a giant anaconda…"

"Oh for…" Barty groaned. "That's just…anacondas don't attack humans…yeah, there are giant anacondas, but they don't attack humans…"

"I…am not…A HUMAN!" Rupert shouted, standing on his tippy toes and waving his fist in the air. He was turning red.

"Those anacondas are interesting, how often does the female eat the male?" Jay asked.

"Well, some experiments tend to turn on their mates after pregnancy, it's the same thing with anacondas…" Sandy explained. "Daveigh told me all about it. She also said it can take MONTHS for them to digest food. First they constriiict you…" He squeezed his fists tight. "Then once you're good and suffocated, they eat you head first! Gross, huh, Rupert? Rupert?"

Rupert had been turning blue again, but now he was turning green. Finally he ran off, screaming "BATHROOOOOM", leaving the others alone.

"…eVeR hEaRd Of TaCt, SaNdY?" Specter remarked, sighing.

"Yeah, yeah, I'll apologize later. Still, I dunno about this maze." Sandy said, rubbing his chin.

"Come on in, come on in!" Barty said, gesturing for them to come inside. "Unless…" He grinned. "You're chicken?"

All three of them were NOT chicken. They immediately went inside. The Hall of Death had a large pair of double doors leading into a strange, circular building of dark blue. As they walked in neon lights blinded them, filling their senses…and then a large maze appeared before them, with strange, pulsing gases filling their nostrils. They tried to feel their way around the maze as Specter began to giggle like a possessed Teletubby. Suddenly he began to sing!

WeLcoMe! SuLpHuR dIoXiDe!
HeLlO! cArBoN mOnOxIdE!
tHe AiR, tHe AiR
iS eVeRyWhErE!

BrEaTh DeEp, WhIlE yOu SlEeP,
brEaTh DeEp!

"Can't…see…anything!" Ashton complained. "This gas is foggin' up my glasses!" He groaned, rubbing them over and over. He suddenly struck a wall and groaned, feeling blood drip down onto his clothes. "Aw, f-ck-a-luck!"

"My FOOT!" Sandy shouted. He'd walked right into a wall as well.

BlEsS yOu, alCoHoL bLoOdStReAm!
SaVe Me,NiCoTiNe LuNg StEaM!
iNcEnSe,InCeNsE,
iS iN tHe AiR!

"Can't…breathe…" Jay gasped, staggering around. "Where's…the…exit?"

BrEaTh DeEp, WhIlE yOu SlEeP,
brEaTh DeEp!

CaTa…ClYsMiC eCtOpLaSm!
FaLlOuT…aToMiC oRgAsM!
vApOr AnD fUmE,
aT tHe StOnE oF mY tOmB!
bReAtHiNg LiKe A sUlLeN pErFuMe…
EaTiNg At ThE sToNe Of My ToMb!

Sandy's claws scratched down the wall of the maze as he slowly slugged his way over to the exit, dragging the coughing, pale forms of Jay behind him.

"Are we there yet?" Jay groaned. "I'm seeing little birdies goin' tweet-tweet!"

"I see dead people…" Ashton moaned.

"I saw that joke coming." Legion said, walking by the tent with a big grin on his face.

"You're gonna be seeing two more dead people if we don't get outta here!" Sandy gasped out.

Specter continued to giggle and sing.

WeLcoMe! SuLpHuR dIoXiDe!
HeLlO! cArBoN mOnOxIdE!
tHe AiR, tHe AiR
iS eVeRyWhErE!

BrEaTh DeEp, WhIlE yOu SlEeP,
brEaTh DeEp!

Jay and Ashton began to hack and cough madly. HAACK-HACCK!

DeEp! Specter commanded.

GUUAAAAHHHGGKKK! Sandy gasped, spitting out some phlegm.

DeEp-Da-DeEp!

Spitting, hacking and coughing, Sandy, Ashton and Jay all piled out of the exit, gasping in pain as their chests heaved up and down.

"WaNt AnOtHeR gO?" Specter asked as he floated over their panting and heaving bodies, still grinning that nastily mean grin.

Ashton turned himself over onto his back. "I'm going to tell you the same thing that Jews say in regards to whether Masada should fall…NEVER AGAIN!"

They crawled off, groaning as Specter floated after them. Barty walked over to Leroy, who was hiding over by the "Hall of Death", feeding a tube into the vent shaft. "Pay up."

"But it didn't work!" Leroy growled.

"Not my problem. I got them in. Not my fault Sandy got them out." Barty laughed.

Leroy dove into his prison jumpsuit's pocket. "Motherfuc-"

"Watch your mouth." Barty remarked. Leroy stuffed a bunch of bills into his hands and Barty began counting them up, walking off. Leroy suddenly heard Officer Kiule call out his name, let out a little "EEP" and ran into the bathroom. Officer Kiule ran over to Barty, who was just putting the money away.

"Did you see Leroy around here?"

Barty grinned and jabbed his thumb at the bathroom, then walked off.