IM BRINGING SEXY BACK! OH! AND THE THALIA MINIONS DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT!

Children of the world and beyond (dont want to offend the aliens) I am back!

I know, I know, you guys missed me! Then again, you may all be dead, considering I haven't really kept track of my barney army...they may have killed you all while I was gone.

That, would be halarious. and horrible...

depends how you look at it.

Well, since I missed you so much, I guess I'll take your questions now!

Elfera

Great. Thanks to you Thalia my cousin is making me make a blog. I'll send Ronald McDonald after you for this.

Rachel Berenson

Glad to be the reason of your suffering! Come back soon!

The odd rock star

PLEASE COME TO THE DARK SIDE,

We have hobos, rainbows, and Micky D's.

Child, I am the MASTER of the dark side! Just saying!
Oh, and we dont allow rainbows here. Thats for the gay side! (cough cough Nico's terf!)

Jimanji

You have anger issues. And no, I'm not one of Nico's minions. I'm Clarrise's minion because she's more awesome then you.

J- just no.

No words can describe the hatred I feel towards you!

Expect a gift basket for you soon!

(note to self: send gift basket full of blood thirsty barney's to evil person who has insulted me.)

A

(sigh) my dear sister did not listen to my warnings she has now been eaten oh well on the bright side im turning her room into something useful!

THE WARNINGS ARE THERE FOR A REASON PEOPLE! READ THEM AND BE WARNED, OR LET YOUR SISTER TURN YOUR ROOM INTO SOMETHING USEFUL!

I am truely evil.

Now, I have heard from some people that my blog is not as funny as it used to be.

Perhaps its the fact that you ALL HAVE BLOODY UNICORNS SHOVED UP YOUR BUTTS!

Yes, perhaps that is it.

Or perhaps you have all lost your unicorns up your butt and have forgotten the magic of it all.

What? Your expecting me to give you a huge reason why I was gone for so long?

Wow. Fine, just... just fine.

I, your magical favorite person, was on a vacatio-...was on a quest.

Yea, a quest.

Chiron came to me pleading to go save the world! Me! Me! NOT FLIPPING PERCY!
Anyways, I went on a quest to find the best vacation spot! Chiron was in desperate need for a vacation.

I mean come on, his butt, IS A HORSE

He must have some stress.

I must go... I was invited to a stuid party full of stupid people at a stupid club with stupid drinks and a stupid pool.

Wow, I said stupid alot.

Well, that just proves how stupid the world is.

NO PEACE OUT!

FROM A TIRED PISSED OFF THALIA GRACE!