D: If Kishimoto created Naruto, and supposing Naruto created this fic, would Kishimoto own this fic?
25. Marriage is a life sentence
The celebration was held in a wooden cage. Wearing both a monk's robe and an executioner's hood, the student officiating the ceremony held in her hands a book, and a scimitar. It was a hit, because the concept of a marriage/torture booth was both ironic and rather true, when you thought about it.
Privately, Kakashi thought this was probably what Naruto's dreams were like, except that it would have been better if Neji actually had been a gigantic bowl of ramen.
"You may now kiss the bride."
Amidst loud hoots and whistles, the two stared at each other in horror.
A/N: We had separate booths for marriage and torture in high school, but I always thought a crossover of the two would make sense.