Got a few more chapters to BellaEdwardlover and her response...*shivers* scary as fuck!
So yeah...but not for a while...
EPOV
When she doesn't speak, I started to worry.
How many guys could it be?
I mean…I knew that there were some amazing dudes hanging around up here in the clouds.
And she had been around for nearly two centuries.
Lots of time to get her groove on.
I hoped that none of them would fight back and fuck up my face, but I would suffer the consequences.
"Just tell me already! Was it River Phoenix? JFK Jr? If you tell me you slept with Chris Farley, I may have to smack you before I go beat his ass," I rambled as I started to pace around.
She was really freaking me out.
"Calm down, Edward. You don't need to kick anyone's ass."
I stopped and turned back to where she stood shyly toeing the puff of the cloud with her sneaker.
"Excuse me?"
"I'm a virgin!" she yelled, flushing crimson as soon as the words were out of her mouth.
The relief was instantaneous and the joy was overwhelming.
"So you can just forget about beating people up to exert your dominance. I'm yours for the taking."
Sweeter words had never been uttered.
"Now…how about you quick tell me which nasty bitches you stuck that love stick into and then we can arrange to have them drawn and quartered."
I can't help it...I'm a possessive, jealous bitch and it comes out in my writing. I can't even watch Rob in a love scene with anyone else...
Freak, table of one?