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CHAPTER SUMMARY: In which Ichigo Kurosaki... THEY TOOK MOMO
Bleach Quest
Chapter 25
Previously…
You pull on your mask and open a garganta to the center of your base before picking up Chizuru. When you walk through with your allies, you see Ishida at the sewing machine pause and look at you in shock, dropping the materials he had been working on.
"…Kurosaki?! Where the hell have you been?! W-who are these people? Why do they look like Hollows?! What the hell is going on?!"
As the last of them enter, the Garganta shuts and you dismiss your mask. You let out a sigh and rub the bridge of your nose.
"Well, Ishida… it's a long story."
—
He raises an eyebrow looking at you before looking at your companions, his face flushing red.
"Maybe you should start with why four of them aren't wearing clothes?"
He pauses and takes a deep breath, nodding towards Chizuru.
"Honsho, good to see you."
She awkwardly nods back as he turns to you, arms crossed.
"Well?"
You raise a finger.
"First of all, Hueco Mundo doesn't have a clothing store. Why else do you think I don't have a shirt on? Secondly…"
You take a deep breath. ""Ishida, allow me to introduce you to my new companions:
Tier Harribel, Cyan Sung-Sun, Franceska Mila Rose, Emilou Apacci, Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck, Lillynette Gingerback, and Coyote Starrk.
They're Arrancar."
Ishida stares at you with an eyebrow raised, index finger tapping on his arm. You shrug. "Well it happened like this…"
You start explaining from what happened. From Chizuru's transformation to the end of your fight with Harribel. "...And that's when they made me their chief."
Harribel nods her head and you continue explaining. How you talked with Chizuru, keeping the overall details private, up to when you got back.
"And that's kinda the gist of it. Can we get a hold of Urahara? I'd like him to look over Chizuru and to see Momo and Orihime. And, if possible, you could make clothes for them that'd be really, really helpful."
Ishida stares at you for a long time, not saying anything. He then walks over to a minifridge, opens it, and pulls out a bottle of something which he looks at, thinks about opening, and then closes and puts it back in there.
"…Yeah. Alright. About Hinamori…"
He shakes his head and steps outside. A few moments later, he walks back in. "Urahara is on his way. It'll be a few minutes."
As two figures enter You look over at a well endowed Indian woman trying to see about her strength, but all you get is an energy that reminds you of… Yoruichi the cat?! The hell? The woman, upon noticing your look gives you a cheeky smirk and wave.
You shift your gaze back to Urahara. "Look, I'm grateful for all the help you've given me, but it has been a long week, and an even busier month. The short of things is that things went weird with Chizuru to the point where everything surrounding her was being destroyed, so I got her to Hueco Mundo so that she didn't do any permanent damage around here but was totally exhausted and had to rest. I met with some of the nicest spirits I know, and they happened to be hollows and I became their comrade and leader.
Then I met Neliel and got info on Aizen and helped her realize what a bastard he is. And then my friends went and became Arrancar, because they didn't want to accidentally or intentionally kill people. I also met Starrk and Lilynette who just wanted friends, so I agreed. So, while I'd be happy to talk, I would really REALLY like to know where Momo is."
You fiercely scowl at Urahara before taking a deep breath and looking at Orihime. "…Sorry. I probably worried you."
She wipes away tears from her eyes, walking up to you and wrapping her arms around you. "…They took her, Ichigo."
She clutches to you, tightly, for a few minutes. "…Who took her, Orihime?"
She pulls back, staring at you with sadness and anger. "She tried to explain things to her friend, but he used the opportunity to knock her out and take her back to Soul Society, Ichigo. That was a week ago, when you and Chizuru disappeared."
Your chest tenses up in a ball of rage, hate and sorrow but you let out a deep breath and force yourself to let go of it. You wrap your arms around Orihime tightly. "Okay. You've got a plan, right? When are we going to Soul Society to get Momo back?"
Orihime gives you a nod. "Urahara's working on a gate to go there. But it'll be another couple of days."
You feel her wrap her arms around you and you relax into her hug. After a few moments, you let go reluctantly, looking at Urahara. "We'll get her back, but something happened to Chizuru, Urahara. I need you to look at her."
You gesture to the recovering Chizuru, who looks anxiously at Urahara, removing your kosode to reveal the black orb embedded into her chest. He freezes in shock before looking at Chizuru.
"Apparently its some sort of intelligent wish-granting thing. Sort of."
Urahara shakes his head. "no, that isn't what its supposed to do. Its called the Hogyoku, it breaks down the barriers between Shinigami and Hollows. I couldn't destroy it, so I kept it on me, out of anyone's reach. And then it vanished…"
He takes of his hat and his frown grows. "…but maybe I was wrong."
Urahara pockets his hat before looking at your Arrancar allies and back to you.
"Ichigo, we need to go back to my shop. Now. Bring your new friends or don't. Right now, I really don't care."
He picks up Chizuru, who gives a surprised yelp. "I have to make sure this girl is alright. This is my fault, so I'm going to make sure she's alright."
He gives a nod to the woman, Yoruichi?, and heads out the door at a fast pace. The woman is still standing there, looking much more serious now as she looks at you.
"You're...Yoruichi?"
The woman gives you a nod. "Got it in one. Shame the mood's bad. I had wanted to see your face when I transformed but…"
She shrugs and you give her a weak grin before turning to your friends, all of them. You turn to the four you helped… shinigami-ify? Is that the term? Regardless, you look at them.
"Would you four mind coming with me? Your transformation into Arrancars was enhanced by that thing, so it might help Urahara figure out exactly what's going on."
They nod their heads as Harribel raises the sword she has in hand. In fact all of them have swords it seems. "Where you go, we go."
Lilynette waves her arm. "Can we go, too? We'll be good, right Starrk?" The man gives a mumbed groan and she grins. "Please?!"
You look at them before letting out a sigh and nodding.
"Alright everybody, we're going on a little field trip. We're a guest in Mr. Urahara's home, so I expect you all to be on your best behavior. Ishida, can you work no the clothes situation?"
He raises an eyebrow. "I only have physical materials, that would work for them."
You look at the four women, before looking at you Kosode and tearing it up, giving them parts of the coat to cover themselves.
As they look… more decent, now, there's no time to waste.
"Let's go."
You head out, feeling your friends following you to Urahara's shop. When you open the door and step inside, you see Tessai and Urahara leaving over a laying down Chizuru, with what looks like computer screens over her.
Urahara pauses and looks up at you. "Good, you made it. Tessai, can you handle that?"
The large man nods his head and gestures towards the entrance of the training area. "Of course. Ichigo, would you please bring your friends in here. We're working out here and need the space. Furthermore, you could use some time with your friends."
You give him a nod, before gesturing towards Harribel, Apacci, Sung-sun and Mila Rose. "They are ladies who got shinigami-ified by the Hogyoku. Maybe they'll help?"
Urahara shakes his head. "No, that's a process I'd already known about. The fact that they look so humanoid means that there was a successful activation of the Hogyoku."
You give a nod and start walking towards the training area before pausing. "Also, Urahara, Chizuru said it will probably get violent if anything tries to remove it from her or threatens her. Just a warning."
He gives a nod. "I'll be careful. I'm mainly just trying to confirm if it has become dormant again."
With those words you head down into the training area. Yoruichi stands there, along with your human and Arrancar friends, a smirk on her face.
"So, Ichigo. Should I be worried? It seems almost every woman you meet falls for you."
Looks like she's trying to break the ice, but Orihime's face seems to be red and she seems to be having one of her daydreams again.
"Yeah, I'd be careful if I were you."
You grab you body for a second, and pull on your hat, giving her a grin. Yoruichi laughs as you keep the grin up.
"But, seriously, what are you talking about? Its only two..."
You look over at Harribel, Neliel, Sung-sun, Mila Rose, and Appaci. Harribel seems to be listening intently, her eyes watching you, Sung-Sun merely looks amused, Mila Rose looks unconcerned with an eyebrow raised and Appaci seems to have a slight blush. Neliel seems to be look at you with a reddish face though, slightly nervous.
You feel your stomach drop and you whisper, much more quietly to Yoruichi. Oh please don't tell me Arrancar regain their sex drives when why transform. Thats not a thing that happens... right? I didn't accidentally make myself the leader of a pack of amorous warrior women did I?"
Her grin grows cat-like, amusement sparkling in her eyes. "Maybe. Maybe not!~ I'll be back, I have to check on something with Kisuke!"
She vanishes, her grin seeming to remain for a second longer, as you turn back to your friends. Orihime looks up, concerned. "No, chief! You can't take his badge! He might be a loose cannon, but he's damn good!"
You walk over to Orihime. "Hey, want to talk?"
She smiles at you, but shakes her head. "Not here, later. I'd like to talk alone, just the two of us."
You give her a soft smile and a light embrace. "Sure. Whenever you want."
Orihime nods into your chest. "We're going to bring her back, Ichigo."
"Yeah."
You let go of her and she gives you a peck on the cheek. "Talk to your other friends, honey. They were worried, too."
You feel a grin spread across your face and nod before walking over to Chad. "How's it going, Chad?"
He gives you a shrug. "Better now. How you holding up, Ichigo?"
You give a shrug. "Momo was taken by a bunch of people here to kill her. Not too great, man."
He stands up, patting you on the shoulder. "I have your back, no matter what happens. When we get her back, bring her to one of my concerts, see how she likes it."
He stands up, a black and red armor covering his right arm. "I'm going to train. I want to be able to have your back."
He walks off into the training grounds as Ishida walks up. "Kurosaki, we need to talk."
"Sure. What do you want to talk about?"
Ishida looks over at the Arrancar, uncomfortable. "Mind if we talk a bit away for this, I don't want others to overhear."
"Sure"
You give him a conspiratorial look. "It's about clothing, isn't it?"
Ishida looks surprised. "How did you? No, never mind. Yes, but I'd like to make it private."
He leads you off, away from everyone else. He seems to be holding a box in his hands. When he feels that you're both far enough away he turns around.
"Kurosaki, this is something my Granfather left to me. I thought there was only one, but I managed to find another."
He opens the box to reveal a glove, his hand on the box is the same exact glove. "As you suspected, it's the Sanrei Glove. I'm not sure how it would interact with you, but… I am offering it to you, if you want it. Its as much your inheritance as it is mine."
You stare at the white glove with blue accents.
You look at it confused. "sorry, Ishida, but what does it actually do? I'm not too familiar with it."
Ishida gives a nod. "The Sanrei glove is an object that increases a Quincy's skill as it naturally repells Reishi, making it harder to use the bow. Then there's training for once it is on. You have to summon the bow and fire it constantly for a week without letting it dissipate."
"At the end of that training, If successful, the user is now much more skilled at collecting Reishi, and Quincy abilities, allowing them to reach a higher level of power. But, they will never again be able to remove the glove…."
He looks at you seriously. "If the glove is removed, the Quincy's power goes beyond their human limits for a time, known as Letzt Stil. However, when it ends… your body will seal itself off from spiritual energy, robbing you of your abilities."
He looks away. "I don't know how it would interact with you, but I thought you deserved to know of this, if you wanted."
Ishida looks down at his gloved hand uncomfortably.
"Thank you, Ishida. I know this means a lot to you. I don't think there's time for the training before have to leave, so I'll have to hold off on that for now, though."
Ishida gives a nod. "Good point, I still figured it would be best to pass it off before… anything happens."
You look down at his gloved hand…
"So you already passed the time limit for yourself? I'm... actually really touched that you'd go through such a risk for Hinamori's sake."
Ishida pushes up his glasses. "Please. A Quincy can never go to the help of a Shinigami. I'm just concerned about the future of the Quincy, as the girlfriend of one was taken away by Shinigami and that can't stand. That's all…"
He gives you a smirk. "By the way, if your sisters ever want lessons, I'm always happy to teach someone else."
He begins walking back towards the group and you follow, box in hand.
When you get to the group, things seem a bit divided between your old friends and new.
You look between all your friends and clap your hands. "Well, I think that this is a good time for us to get to know one another, eh?"
"Good Idea, Ichigo!"
You hear a thud from behind you, Yoruichi holding… a lot of body bags. She gives you a grin. "I thought I'd find some of Kisuke's old Reiatsu hiding Gigai and see, since they worked for the Vizards, if it'll work for them. Shall we give it a shot?"
The Arrancar look uncertain, Harribel looks to you for guidance.
You give her an encouraging nod of your head. "What's the worst that could happen? Seriously though guys; it's your lives. You make the call."
Harribel walks over to one of the bodies, showing a blank female body. "Don't worry, these haven't been used by anyone yet, so they'll shape themselves to fit you."
She follows Yoruichi's instructions and moments later finds herself sitting up in a body that resembles a human version of her Arrancar form. She quickly brings up the shirt to cover her face, looking uncomfortable.
One by one, the Arrancar find themselves in bodies, Starrk literally shoved into the only male one by Lilynette. The Arrancar look around uncomfortable. You see Ishida sketching in a small sketchpad.
Neliel, like the rest, clad in a plain T-shirt and jeans, looks over at you. "So, what should we do, Ichigo?"
Your friends look at you, waiting for answers, except for Ishida who seems to be emphatically talking with Yoruichi out of hearing range.
You wait for Yoruichi and Ishida to finish before approaching her, taking back your body from Kai on the way. You pull out your wallet, all its money still in there, and hand the cash to Yoruichi.
"Order Pizza. We need to introduce it to them."
She takes the money with a shrug. "Alright, you're the boss."
She vanishes in a burst of speed as you turn back to your allies. "So, shall we introduce ourselves? Like our name and hobby?"
At your suggestion both sides seem… reasonably willing. You start, telling of your enjoyment of reading Shakespeare. It passes one by one. Arisawa Tatsuki and karate. Asano Keigo and Bad Shield, which caused a bit of a discourse on movies to the Arrancars. Mizuiro and… womanizing. Sado Yasutora, Chad, and his concerts. Inoue Orihime and cooking. Ishida Uryuu and sewing.
Then it turned over to the Arrancar. They introduce themselves. Tier Harribel, Emilou Apacci, Cyan Sung-Sun, Franceska Mila Rose, Lilynette Gingerbuck, and then the last two. Starrk waves his hand. "Cayote Starrk. Sleeping."
Neliel stadns up and gives them all a hesitant smile. "It is a pleasure to meet you! I am Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck, and I like to read."
The arrancar without hobbies look like they feel out of place.
You look over at the five. "Don't worry about it, if there is one thing that humans have down to a science, its over-saturating every spare inch of our civilization with entertainment. You'll find something you enjoy quick enough."
Harribel looks at you before giving as best of a nod as she can, her face still covered up by her shirt being pulled up, revealing her stomach. "…Understood."
The other three of her group and Lilynette give you hesitant nods. You think about talking about your abilities, but as you open your mouth, you hear a sound behind you, and then you smell it- food.
It has been a week since you've eaten or drunken anything, even if your body has. You wait patiently, but once food has been dished out, you quickly pick up a slice and take a bit. As you swallow, savoring the flavor, you look over at the Arrancar, who hesitantly mimic you, Harribel covering her face with a napkin and lifting it slightly to let the slice through.
They chew for a moment before swallowing. Apacci quickly chows down the rest before turning to you, her heterochromic eyes watering. "I will follow you into hell itself, Kurosaki Ichigo. To hell itself."
Sung-sun and Mila Rose nod their heads.
Neliel gives a soft smile at them as she eats her own food slowly, seemingly unused to the type of food.
Starrk givers a bit of a thumbs up, when he finally eats, Lilynette running over to hug you before bothering Starrk to eat more.
But Harribel looks utterly lost. She stares at you, uncertain, her food still mostly uneaten. "What the matter, do you not like it?"
She shakes her head. "I-I do not understand this world you come from, Kurosaki Ichigo. I am used to the harshness of Hueco Mundo, of suffering an endless hunger that never fills. But these new forms, new bodies have ended that and allow us to be filled from eating…
"When I have had to always to suffer starvation and maddening hunger, for so very long…!"
You rub her shoulder, your voice comforting. "Alright, deep breaths. No need to rush yourself. Nobody's expecting you to magically adjust to all this change so quickly."
You offer her a smile, handing her the drink next to you as she tries to calm down.
"Harribel, I can't imagine how much pain you've been through in that desert. But that's gone now. You will never have to go back to suffering like that again, and wherever you go, I'll be there and so will everyone in this room. I swear, anybody who tries to visit any of that old pain back on you, I will help you end them."
You watch as she hesitantly takes a small sip, swallowing, before looking back at you.
"You'll learn to deal like the rest of us have: one day at a time. And I'll be there is you need me."
Harribel lowers the napkin, her back to the others and looks at you as she closes her eyes and, hesitantly, gives you a smile, her emerald eyes slightly tearing up but filled with something new: hope.
"…Alright. One day at a time."
BLEACH QUEST 23END
TO BE CONTINUED
Solodark:
Questions that need to be explains!
Anonyomous:
Actually, this has never come up, but what happens to a Hollow killed by Fullbringer?
We know Zanpakuto are made from Asuachi, which are shinigami bio/hollow tech...And when a hollow kills another hollow without eating them, are they destroyed or reabsorbed into the cycle?
Soul burials sends a normal plus to the soul society.
(Solodark: Also how come Shinigami are only allowed to teleport a Plus to Soul Society, but a Shinigami has to travel via Dangai. Also why and how are the soul Burials designed to teleport these pluses to the Soul Society. I mean Ichigo wasn't raised or trained in the Soul Academy, but unlocked Shinigami powers while he was still alive, and we seen him actually send Plus Souls back to Soul Society despite not being a part of the 13 Court Guard Squads. So this proves that there's still answers left unsolved)
Zanpakuto purify hollows and their energy returns to the cycle.
Quincy weapons outright destroy them, removing the energy from the cycle...but where does it go? Energy can neither be created or destroyed. Is there a sub reality build up of spirit energy thanks to the Quincy? Is that something that someone can tap into?
(Solodark: This brings us back to the Soul Burials. If having Shinigami powers allows one to send souls only to the soul society than do Quincy's have their own realm where Hollows or Pluses go when they kill them? So many questions.)
TIME FOR SHENANIGANS
Parody 1 START!
Aizen sees Ichigo stealing all the bitches.
Panics and attempts to counter-harem him.
This starts an actual Waifu War between Karakura and SS.
Gin wonders where everything went so horribly wrong.
End of Parody 1
Parody 2 BEGIN!
(Solodark: this is a parody players in the thread made about Momo and her Hollow in chapter 15, where they both are sleeping at Ichigo's room for the first time.
Later that night...
Homo: Hey! Hey! Hey Queen! He's right there! The bed's right there! Hell who cares about the bed, the floor'll do! Do it! Take him! Just jump him now! Get us some man right this second Queen!
Momo: S-stop it. Don't be so lewd!
Homo: AND DON'T BE SUCH A CUNT! Not that it matters, because that'll be the only thing not getting attention for the next 6 months anyway.
Momo: But I barely even Know hi-
Homo:Who cares your souls touched that means you have to play with his pocket pogo-stick
Momo:B-but I dont even know how-
Homo: He's 15, he'll have instructional books somewhere in here
Momo: F-fine I'll try what did you call it? Masturbation? Just... guide my hands and lend me your strength...
Homo: It's not the same as real dick, but fine... baby steps.
Ichigo:Hey Momo I heard some strange noises in here are you ohk-...
(Response to the parody:
[Anonymous1: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going]
(Anonymous2 : I am now convinced that Homo takes every opportunity to try to get Momo to get some and nobody can persuade me differently.
Anonymous3: Hichigo cares about protecting Ichigo.
Homo cares about protecting Momo's sex life.
END of PARODY 2
PARODY 3 GO!
Tosen: "What the fuck do you mean, 'Aizen's dead'?"
Gin:"I mean the motherfucker is KAPUT. He is dead for serious man. Fell down the stairs into that strip club he likes and broke his damn neck."
Tosen: "Well fuck. The Hollows were loyal to him, Gin. How are we supposed to do ANY of our evil schemes?"
Gin:"... You know ventriloquism right?"
Tosen:"Yes...?"
Gin:"Can you do his voice?"
Tosen:"Pfft, all you white boys sound the same."
Gin:"I'm not white, I'm asian."
Tosen: "Funny, I heard you were as pale as a ghost."
Gin: "... shut the fuck up, and get me some sunglasses and Piano wire. We're gonna weekend at Bernie's this shit."
PARODY 3 END
PARODY 4
(Solodark: So how would it be to live with a family that's like Aizen?)
Aizen bonding with his family
"I have brought smoked ham, children."
"Your ham was quite obvious, mother. I was ready for this, and thus brought over the superior silverware."
"You truly think you are clever, don't you brother? Your ploy would be obvious, which is why I made sure to stock the house prior. Your 'superior' silverware is just superfluous now."
"Cousins, cousins! Let us not argue! And while you were busy with your petty silverware argument, I have arranged to have turkey brought to this household. Far grander than ham."
"But that is the plan, is it not? There was never any ham. My turkey has been sufficiently cooked for the last half-hour. Now you are the fool, dear nephew."
END TO PARODY 4!
PARODY 5
[Anonymous: Instead of a dramatic sword-fight, Ichigo and Aizen just spend a couple of hours attempting to surf various pieces of furniture and scenery into each other.
Yes please.
I would do it just to see how everyone else would react to it.]
BEGIN!
Aizen:"Dammit, he bested my Ottoman! Gin, find me a park bench or something!"
Gin: "I could be motor-boating tits bigger than me right now. This is what I chose instead."
Aizen: "You chose friendship, this is a good thing."
Gin: "I need less and better friends."
PARODY 5 END!
Parody 6 Begin
Somewhere in Las Noches
Gin: "Aizen, the renovations on Las Noches are complete, we've got some new Espadas, aaaand that Ichigo kid is back."
Aizen: "GOD DAMN IT, ALREADY?!"
Gin: Aizen? he's inside. Neliel, Harribel, and Staark are with him."
Aizen:"...Gin. Please kill me"
Gin:"Also why is there a Buick in the pool?"
Aizen:"We have a pool?"
Gin:"... Apparently, yes. And there's a Car in it."
Aizen:"Why do we have a pool."
Gin:"I didn't order the pool put in."
Aizen:"Who the fuck did? Stark?"
Gin:"No, but since it's here I'm going for a swim. The ladies are free to join me."
Aizen:"You know I own this entire fortress."
Gin:"Can you pull off a Bikini?"
Aizen:"I could make you THINK I look good in a Bikini."
Gin:Oh so NOW you remember your fucking hypnotism powers."
Aizen:"Shut the fuck up, Gin."
Tosen:"Hey, Gin's my weed supplier. You don't get pool-time now."
Aizen:"It's MY pool!"
PARODY 6 End
PARODY 7!
Solodark: Ok so let's think things through here, what if Aizen wasn't the genius we all thought he was and never had a plan to begin with but was just winging it, improvAIZEN through the Bleach events for the past 100+ years, Aizen literally hasn't done anything he's just been in the wrong place at the wrong time, blamed for shit he didn't do and decides to roll with it. (That actually sounds like a Fanfiction I would be interested in reading.)
BEGIN
Ichigo confronts Aizen accusing him of all the plans he created to ruining Kisuke and the vizoreds life while also trying to destroy him and his friends in order to gain the Hogyoku.
Aizen only widens his eyes staring at Ichigo as if he just grew a second head.
Aizen: "Do I really strike you as the type to think things through to that point? I made people suspicious of me, so I hollowfied them and blamed a random geek. Which was really convenient because I didn't really have a scapegoat ready."
Ichigo:"... So that thing with my Dad?"
Aizen:"Subject escaped, I tried to contain the situation. Wasn't expecting him to go native and fuck a Quincy, just tried to see how I could use that."
Ichigo: "So what about that thing with Rukia?"
Aizen:"I said she was dead, and then they found her. They brought me in to see what I had to say and I kinda panicked."
Ichigo: "So... why were those other Captains loyal to you?"
Aizen: "The blind one I just told I was fighting a greater evil. Gin's just in it for the lulz and follows my lead without question. Or he did anyway."
"Basically Ichigo, I lost control of the situation long before you were born and have been winging it ever since then. In actuality, I wouldn't have achieved any of the things I have here if you weren't treating me as a hyper competent chess-master who knows everything."
Ichigo:"... Was that your plan all along? ANSWER ME!"
Aizen:"Have you listened to a single goddamned thing I said just now?"
End of Parody 6
Parody 7
Solodark: Same thing as parody 6(it's also a parody where Aizen seems to simply KO everyone in the manga) with the exception Ichigo's friends go with him to confront Aizen and try to take him out without listening to him explain himself. Everything is not as PLANNED.
Entire team shows up
Ichigo:"Is this your plan Aizen? Get us all at once?"
Aizen:"Wait, what? No."
Ichigo:"QUICK GET HIM BEFORE HE CAN MAKE HIS MOVE!"
Chad goes to land a punch, but Aizen dodges it looking surprised, the weight of Chads punch sends him catapulting headfirst into a garbage truck where he is ground up
Orihime too captivated by her internal monologue and fretting to do anything; causing her to have an aneurism from the stress.
Yoruichi and Urahara go in together, but Urahara trips over his retarded clog sandals causing him to spin around and break his neck on the pavement, his Zanpakuto help point up, eviscerates Yoruichi.
Rukia teleports in at the nick of time, but is hit by a bus before she hits the ground
Ichigo stand awestruck by what just happened before falling dead himself from a stray bullet fired from a gun two blocks over from a family celebrating Spanakopita
Aizen stands there dumbstruck and rubs his temples.
Aizen: "... Jesus Christ..."