The Darn Drabbles

by LastScorpion

I don't hate Lana. Really! But these drabbles are probably the reason people think I do. Originally written for the Wednesday100. WARNING: character death, in a way.

25. Hot Sex

(Originally written for the Wednesday100 topic "hot sex" -- I can't really write porn, so I wrote this LOL!)

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"Oh, Clark."

"Oh, Lana."

"Oh, oh, Clark."

"Oh... Hey!"

"What?"

"That's -- don't do that, okay?"

Lana giggled. "What? That?"

Clark yipped. "Yeah! Don't!"

"C'mon, Clark. Whitney used to love it when I did that."

Whitney wasn't an alien, Clark thought. It didn't go straight to his freaky heat-generating eyeballs and almost fry you. "I'm not Whitney, and I don't like it."

"Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I won't do it again."

"Good. Mmmm."

"Mmm. Oh, Clark."

"Oh, Lana."

"Oh, oh, oh! Clark!"

"Oh, Lana, oh..."

Lana giggled. She did it again.

Unfortunately, this time Clark couldn't stop.

Lana was incinerated.

Darn.