Author's notes:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster spoke, its voice boomed like an echo among the mountains, "I would really appreciate if you would make use of a condom." The man kneeled on the barren soil. He looked at the sky where the giant figure was floating, and so he said "As you wish, oh great creator! But, why?" The god got closer to the land beneath. Its enormous body covered the plains in shadow. The Flying Spaghetti Monster answered "BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST TOO STUPID AND THIS WORLD DOES NOT NEED OTHER DUMB PEOPLE LIKE YOU!"

SwEGGdo-lah, Tenno! Time to farm eggs of chocolate! I hope you like this micro story. I don't know why I wrote it. It just blossomed in my mind after thinking about Pastafarianism. I wish you a great day, guys. A shame to see the sky so gray here.

This is a short chapter, like the other vocal records. That's why I am publishing it after only one week. Enjoy, and eat chocolate!

The Empire Game

Vocal Record- Transmissions: Jupiter- Security Station 15-30

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Here security station 15-30. You are entering our space range, report your identity and intentions."

VALLICO 248-266: "Vallico 248-266, asking for free pass."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Vallico 248-266, report cargo and destination."

VALLICO 248-266: "Energy cells, materials and supplies for the floating station 444-7."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Vallico 248-266, you can pass."

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SECURITY STATION 15-30: "You are entering our range, declare identity and intention immediately."

CARGO T8 227-559: "Here Cargo T8 227-559, transporting minerals to central refinement."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Cargo T8 227-559, nothing else to declare?"

CARGO T8 227-559: "Nothing."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Cargo T8 227-559, are you sure?"

CARGO T8 227-559: "Yes, why do you ask?"

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "We are detecting Sentient energy onboard."

CARGO T8 227-559: "We are not transporting any Sentient component. We are scanning, hold on a moment..."

CARGO T8 227-559: "... Hmm, security station, we found the source of energy moving through the air system. We request reinforcements as fast as possible."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Understood, sending a squad right now."

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SANGUIS 463: "Here Sanguis 463, requesting for passage."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Here security station 15-30. Sanguis 463, report destination."

SANGUIS 463: "Our destination is the Red Veil Temple, we have been called for a reunion."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Hmm, understood. Yes, Sanguis 463, you can pass."

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SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Security station here, declare identity and intentions."

LESION 800: "Lesion 800, requesting for passage."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Lesion 800, what's your destination?"

LESION 800: "Red Veil Temple."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "The Red Veil Temple? Hmm, I see. Ok Lesion 800, you are free to pass."

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SECURITY STATION 15-30: "This is strange. Guys, how many Red Veil ships passed through our space range recently? ... Hm, have you heard anything from other space stations? What is this? A Red Veil migration or something? ... Should we inform the supervisors? ... Yes, you're right, it is not our concern."

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DUSKALIS 2379: "Duskalis 2379, asking for free passage, carrying reinforcements for the Uranus caves."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Yes, Duskalis 2379, we have been largely informed about your arrival. You can proceed."

DUSKALIS 2379: "Good, security station, for The Orokin Empire."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "For The Orokin Empire."

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CARGO LUNAS-25: "Cargo Lunas-25 requesting a free pass! Security station, answer!"

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Security station 15-30 here, what's your intention? You are not supposed to travel in this area today."

CARGO LUNAS-25: "We found Lord Suvar and a squad of Dax soldiers, all of them unconscious. They need help! We request to pass so we can reach the nearest medical station."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Lord Suvar?! We'll send immediately two ships to escort you, hold on a second... Ok, the ships are coming, wait for them and then you are free to pass."

CARGO LUNAS-25: "..."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Cargo Lunas-25, do you receive me?"

CARGO LUNAS-25: "..."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Cargo Lunas-25, are you still there?"

CARGO LUNAS-25: "..."

SECURITY STATION 15-30: "Cargo Lunas-25 resp..."

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SECURITY SYSTEM ACTIVATED...

VOID ENERGY FLUCTUATIONS DE... CTED...

EVAC... TION PROTO...S ACT...