A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 25
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Meanwhile, up in the Anti-Fairy World, the leader of the Anti-fairies known as Anti-Cosmo was in a conference with his fellow Anti-fairies. He rubbed his hands with evil delight as he look at his list of evil deeds to accomplish his ultimate goal.
"Hah-hah," he laughed with his British accent, "My master plan proceeds apace, and I doubt that anyone outside this room even knows that it is happening."
"Yeah," agreed another Anti-fairy, "It's genius. That's why you lead us."
"And don't you ever forget it."
"You won't ever let us forget it," said the Anti-fairy quietly.
He ignored the comment as he continued, "First, I set in motion the incidents between Vicky the Babysitter and her ward, Timmy Turner, that made him wish to have the body of a girl... an 18 year old girl. Then I compelled Vicky to fall madly in lust with Timmy's female form. After that, it was child's play to tricking Timmy into breaking 'Da Rules' to get Jorgen VonStrangle's attention. I knew Jorgen wouldn't let Timmy lose his fairy godparents, but also couldn't stop Timmy from taking Anti-Wanda and me as his Anti-fairy Godparents. I suggested he live both lives as a boy and a girl because he wanted to be happy with Vicky and keep his boyhood friends. Then it was a simple matter to get Timmy into another 'dimension' like a game to cause Tina pain and make her wish they were truly separated beings. By that, we Anti-fairies freed ourselves from the need to follow 'Da Rules'. Now all that remains is to get EVERY CHILD IN THE WORLD TO BREAK 'DA RULES', and therefore LOSE THEIR FAIRY GODPARENTS! Then they will all come to us Anti-fairies to have their Rule Free wishes granted, and WE WIN EVERYTHING! Timmy's wish to turn the Earth into a computer game is just the icing on the evil cake. We can put Jorgen over a barrel and demand almost anything we want before we'll let Timmy undo that wish... I mean, it is so much fun."
"Pure genius," sniffed another Anti-fairy.
"Once all the godchildren are ours and ours alone, we can banish the Fairies to Fairy World and bar them from ever going back to the Earth ever again!"
A female Anti-fairy appeared by Anti-Cosmo's side and whispered something into his ear.
"Jorden VonStrangle is here already?" he asked, "I didn't think he would swallow his pride and come to us about the computer game situation so quickly... Very well, make him to wait about 5 minutes before you let him in. We aren't done with our evil gloating yet. And I want to make VonStrangle wait. I know it will make him angry."
"As you wish," said the Anti-fairy before she vanished in a puff of smoke.
"But what if Tina wishes that she and Timmy were one again?" asked the first Anti-fairy, "Won't that put us back under 'Da Rules'?"
"Of course," replied Anti-Cosmo, "And that is why we must do everything in our power to make sure THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. I'm sure that is exactly what those goody two-shoes are planning, and I already have some countermeasures in place to keep Tina Turner from making a wish like that. I can tell you that Vicky is 'programmed' to do everything she can to stop Tina from wishing herself back together with Timmy, and I know that Vicky is the nasty kind person who always does whatever she must to keep what she thinks belongs to her, no matter who she must hurt in the process."
And thus Anti-Cosmo began his evil gloating, which the others quickly joined.
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Outside, the female Anti-Fairy poofed back to her desk and looked up at Jorgen. He looked down at her as intimidatingly as he could, but she was not impressed as she announced, "I'm sorry, Mister VonStrangle, but Anti-Cosmo and the others are not done with their meeting yet. Please take a seat. We have tea and magazines to pass the time."
"You tea is as sour as Anti-fairies are evil, and I can't stand reading Evil Fairy Homes and Gardens. I'll sit out here and wait no matter how undignified it is for someone of my position, but I don't have to like it. I hope you relayed the urgency of my mission here."
"I'm sure he knows," she replied, "but our business is important too, and Anti-Cosmo's status is at least as high as your own. You left him in your Fairy Prison a long time with no respect and no decent tea."
"I'm sure he'd do the same to me if given half a chance."
"You're probably right about that," she agreed.
He took a seat and strummed his fingers across the under-sized chair's armrest. The minutes seemed to last for hours, making Jorgen fume about how they were making a big-shot Fairy like him wait. How they could make the enforcer of 'Da Rules', the most important Fairy in Fairy World, and one of the greatest foes of the Anti-fairies wait like some common rube.
Glancing at the Anti-fairy female behind the desk, he felt as if she were mocking him with her arrogant and condescending eyes. Her blood red eyes spoke to him about what was in the dark lair of her heart. He wished that he could just stuff every last one of them back in the magical prison that held them for a long long time.
He looked away because he felt if he had to look at her another moment, he would have exploded with rage and indignation. It was his lack of control over the situation that burned him the most. He was used to being in control of almost any situation. It was his nature to lead and be in control, but the power was not in his hands now.
The decor of the room was dark and depressing. He wondered how they could be so obsessed with making everything black and dark blue in color. It was tempting to make the room bright, colorful and shiny just to piss them off, but he knew that was juvenile and wouldn't solve anything. He realized he had to restrain himself if he wanted a successful negotiation with Anti-Cosmo.
The meeting room doors burst open as dozens of Anti-fairies filed out. It seemed like minutes after the last one left the room before the Anti-fairy at the desk finally announced, "Anti-Cosmo will see you now, Mister VonStrangle. Please go in."
"Finally," he grumbled under his breath as he stood and marched into the meeting room. Anti-Cosmo sat at the end of the long meeting table, alone in the room. He had a smug smile on his face that Jorgen wanted to wipe off most badly, but Jorgen refrained from indulging his base impulses.
"Jorgen, my friend," he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm, "How can we help you today?"
"You know why I'm here," grumbled Jorgen, "Do not feign ignorance."
"There could be many reasons why you're here."
"I need to get your approval to undo the wish Timmy Turner made to turn Earth into a computer game. I would think you of all people would want to undo the wish. It make anti-fairies look like cheap monsters that can easily be defeated."
"I disagree, Jorgen," smirked Anti-Cosmo, "the game and the situation in the world are making the Anti-fairies popular. There's a movement to create an Anti-fairy Faction in the game, and allow people to join like... like... oh, what was that other big MMORPG?.. Globe of Greedcraft? Planet of Plundercraft? Sphere of Shaftcraft?"
"That is not important," growled Jorgen.
"Yes, that is true."
"So will you or won't you allow the wish to be undone?"
"But most people like the game better than the allegedly 'real world'."
"That's crazy," he snapped, "That kind of world cannot be maintained forever. It's bound to crash without upgrades that cannot happen, even if they could be wished for. It shall only end in disaster."
"I disagree. If you want my approval to return to the previous reality, there needs to be some sort of incentive for the Anti-fairies to do so."
"What are you saying?"
"I'm simply inquiring, 'What's in this for me?' my good man."
"You'd be doing the right thing."
"I'm an Anti-fairies. That ranks very low on my list of incentives."
"Then just come out and tell me what your demands are, Anti-fairy," grumbled Jorgen.
"Ah, a man of business," said Anti-Cosmo with a smirk, "I can respect that. Sit down and I'll tell you exactly what we want..."
[to be continued]