"So, a Groudon attacked the two Heatrans?" Wanizame asked.

"Yep," Lian replied.

"And now we're heading to that same Stark Mountain."

"Yep."

"And we're going to face Groudon?"

"Yep."

"Who just took out two legendaries?"

"Yep."

"... And we're totally screwed."

"Yep."

Wanizame groaned.

"Urgh. Does anyone see the mountain?" Nina was slurring her words.

"I think I do- ... No. It's a mirage." Leo squinted in the distance as the mountain disappeared.

"Hey... What's that?" Rhino pointed in a direction where a figure lay.

"I dunno." Leo groaned. "So tired..."

"It's a guy!" Lian dashed forward, prodding the human's body.

"Urf... Fossils... Fossils." It grumbled.

"... Uh." Lian kicked the body.

Leo ran over to the Gallade. "Ooh! Let me try."

The two kicked the body for the next two minutes.

Until the Aerodactyl swooped down.

"HEY. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TO IWARK?"

"Kicking him." Leo replied.

He was then slapped by the monster's wing.

A Bronzor floated over and prodded his trainer. "Iwarky. Wakey wakey…"

"HUR? Whuh? Who? When? Where? WHY?" He shot up to his feet and shook his head.

The others stared blankly at him.

"Hm. The last think I remember is… … Nothing. Orville, Machu, do you remember anything?"

The Aerodactyl and Bronzor shook their heads.

Nina blinked as she thought she heard something snapping in the distance. Grumbling, she reminded herself that she could be considered drunk in her state.

"Well whatever." Orville the Aerodactyl turned to face the other five pokemon. "WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!? KICKING MY TRAINER?"

Leo growled. "Oh? OH. WELL. ONE, HE WAS OUT COLD. AND TWO, IT'S FUN TO DO."

"Fun? FUN?" Machu growled.

Nina sighed and slumped in her seat on Leo's back. This happened every day, it seemed.

"Hey, hey!" A Vibrava smirked as he watched the pokemon fight.

"Heh, heh. Boss. Is this the guy you fought earlier?" Another one whispered.

"Yeah yeah, Flygo. He the one?" A third one asked.

A Flygon snapped his fingers. He sport glasses over his eyes and the red lens and a leather jacket. "Sure is, yo. Let's take 'em out now."

"Hey!"

"Heh."

"Yeah, baby."

"… Did Lola just say baby, hey?" One said.

"… Heh. She did, Carlos."

"Yo, quit joking around." Flygo ordered.

"Yes boss." The three Vibrava said in unison.

"Well, I outta…" Orville growled.

"Woah, woah. There's a girl on their team. We can't attack." Machu said.

Orville stared at his partner. "W-wha? Since when did you listen to that crap?"

"SINCE I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS A GIRL." Machu yelled.

"YOU'RE A GIRL!?" Everyone, even Orville cried in unison.

"… What exactly is going on?" Iwark asked.

"… You know. Screw it. Let's go." Leo walked pass the trio.

"Go where?" Orville asked.

"Stark mountain." Wanizame plainly replied.

"STARK MOUNTAIN?" Orville and Machu ran ( or floated ) in front of them.

"You can't. THERE'S THIS HUGE THING IN THERE." Machu swirled around.

"Yeah well, we've dealt with huge things." Lian said and shoved them out of his way.

"… HEYWAIT. YOU GUYS ARE ON TV." Iwark screeched suddenly. He then started to dance around Leo, Lian, and Nina.

"… Yeah… Let's get out of-"Leo was caught of by the appearance of three figures.

"NOT SO FAST, YO." One said.

"Huh wha who?" Leo stared at them. "Is this another one of those dumb mirages?"

"No, hey. This ain't no mirage, hey, hey." A smaller figure snickered. They flew forward and appeared before the two. Three Vibrava and a Flygon dresses in a leather jacket and sunglasses.

"Yeah, yeah. Prepare to be pummeled. The name's Lola." One Vibrava said.

"Are you a showgirl?" Leo asked.

Nina slapped him.

"Hey, they call me Carlos." Another one chirped.

"Heh, I'm Pablo." The final Vibrava snickered.

"And I'm Flygo, yo." The Flygon finished.

"… Why do you say hey, heh, yeah, and yo?" Lian asked.

"Heh, don't mock our speech." Pablo hissed.

"Sandstorm now, yo." Flygo ordered.

"Hey, aren't you the guys that attacked us?" Iwark started say.

Before he could get another word out, a Sandstorm brewed and blinded everyone. They could faintly see Flygo and his crew flapping their wings to cause the dust that was stirring up. Iwark put an arm over his eyes to block the sand as the wind rustled through his dirty blonde hair. Lian, Leo, and Nina did the same. Wanizame and Rhino were the only two not to be affected by the storm. Orville cracked his eyes opened and flapped his wings. The wind stopped the Sandstorm and cleared it so that they could clearly see their opponents.

"Nina's ice attacks can help us!" Rhino told Leo.

"Hungh…"

"… Never mind then!"

"Hey, Rhino, are we officially screwed?" Lian asked.

"Yep," the Rhyperior replied.

"Okay, Orville! Giga Impact." Iwark ordered.

"So the guy finally decides to help." Lian grumbled, but cleared the way as the Aerodactyl began to take flight.

"Yo, Dragon Rush everyone!" Flygo snapped his fingers and his three followers glowed blue as they, too, took flight.

When Orville had flown upwards he began to make his descend and he was surrounded by a purple and yellow aura. Flygo, Lola, Carlos, and Pablo were coated in a blue and fiery energy as they aimed to collide with Orville.

And of course, the field exploded.

How great are explosions?

I, personally, love them. But some people think otherwise.

ANYWAYS.

The smoke cleared and three Vibrava and one Flygon were knocked out. Orville smirked and returned to his trainer.

Leo sighed. "Okay, now that that's out of the-"

"YO! WE AIN'T FINISHED HERE YET." Flygo cried.

"Well. Crap." Groaned Lian.

"Hey! Weren't we supposed to be going to Stark Mountain guys?" Iwark suddenly said, "Isn't there a treasure there."

"TREASURE?" All pokemon cried in unison.

"SCREW GROUDON. LET'S GO GET SOME TREASURE." Leo yelled.

"Yo! Count us in." Flygo called.

"I don't see why not." Lian shrugged.

"Hungh." Nina grumbled.

"Okay then. I guess this is a huge expedition." Machu mumbled.

"Whoot! So you're all coming? Now we can all go to Stark Mountain as a group! Without all the killing." Iwark spun on his feet and ran forward. "To Stark Mountain!"

"TO STARK MOUNTAIN." The others yelled and caught up with them.

…

I don't know why, but something tells me either something extremely bad or something extremely stupid is going happen.

That's what always happens, after all.

"Salty, I think we're lost ." Ria said.

"Nonsense!" The Buizel growled. "I know exactly where we're going!"

"No where." Thunderstreak grumbled.

"I think this is so so so so so ssoo exciting! YAYYAYAY." Pepirisu giggled.

"He's on drugs." Sandy declared.

"I think he was born this way." Lucky stared at her cousin.

"I think that we're going to die." Blanca sighed.

"Oh come on, Blanca. These mountains aren't as bad as Coronet. I can still see it." Salty "reassured."

The pink striped Buizel shook her head.

"If Leo can get through this, so can we." Sandy declared.

"Or we can't and we're going to fall off the mountain and die." Thunderstreak sighed.

"YAY. DYING IS FUN."

"PEPIRISU GIVE IT A REST." Lucky yelled.

"Hey! It's the end of the desert REJOICE." Iwark yelled and picked up the pace.

Within a few minutes, the temperture started to drop and the desert fell farther behind them. Nina sighed and leaped off Leo's back. ... Despite his whining, of course.

"Yeah! There's Stark Mountain. I can even see a path." Lola pointed out.

"All we have to do is go through these fields and we'll be there." Iwark told them.

"... Wait a minute. Why is it that there's almost a dozen pokemon and one human travelling together? Why don't people give us looks. WHY ISN'T ANYONE FINDING THIS WHOLE THING WIERD. WE'RE ALWAYS IN A HUGE GROUP AND IT IS WIERD AT ALL." Leo cried.

"LEO. You're a Floatzel who loves everyone woman he sees. You have a short attention span and you left the only place that gives you food to become stronger. I'm a shiny and white Froslass, and Lian here lost his helmet because scientists ripped it off. And now he's wearing an army helmet." Nina growled.

"You're right. This whole thing is wierd." Lian agreed.

"... WHOSE MIND DID WE COME OUT OF?" Leo screeched.

Meanwhile, the author does business.

"AGHH! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE." Someone screamed.

"Heheheh."

"Well let's just get started and keep this thing from blowing the world up." Rhino said.

"Hey, let's go then. I want some treasure." Carlos chirped.

"Anyone else here think that we're going to be killed when we set foot in the mountain?" Machu stared at Stark Mountain.

"Yep." Lian trotted passed her.

"Anyone care?" Orville grumbled.

"Nope." Leo simply replied. He held his head up high as he took the lead.

And tripped over a rock.