Spectral Imprints
25: Incarcerated Interactions
A/N: This is really just lighthearted. There are just conversations between cellmates in Walker's jail.
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"Skulker!"
"Child."
"Good morning!"
"We are in a windowless cell, and there is no sun in the ghost zone."
"…"
"What is it child?"
"…"
"Are you crying?"
"…no…"
"…fine. Good morning."
"Yay! Will you be my friend?"
"I would rather not."
"I'm hungry."
"You are a ghost. You do not get hungry."
"I'm still hungry though."
"And what exactly do you expect me to do about it?"
"Will you get me a sandwich?"
"Do you think I can make a sandwich appear out of thin air?"
"Lunch Lady can."
"That is not the point."
"Will you be my friend now?"
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"I'm bored. Entertain me."
"There's really nothing I can do about that, I'm sorry."
"Isn't making people happy supposed to be your job?"
"I could ask you the same question. Sing a song or something if you're so bored."
"I need a beat."
"Does it matter?"
"Of course it matters! Weren't you a dancer back in the Stone Age?"
"Hardly. And I am certainly not that old."
"Doesn't look like it."
"I heard that."
"Were you not supposed to?"
"Cheeky little brat."
"Creepy old witch."
"What was that? I can't quite remember."
"I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that. I wish you would speak up."
"WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! I NEED MY REST TO STAY YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL!!!"
"Like that'll do any good."
"It's not like she can get any worse."
End.
A/N: I like this one. I might do another one if I get a good enough response. Review!