Love's Sharp Thorns by Kinosha Shinigami
Disclaimer: I do not nor will ever own Hellsing….:sniffles: how I wish I did!
The next morning, she woke up to a very nauseous feeling followed by running to the bathroom. Alucard sat up rubbing his head as the blankets were tangled all in his legs. He yawned widely showing his fangs off to the world as he looked at the bathroom door, "you okay in there?"
"Urrg…I think I am dieing!" a voice came from the other side of the door as he heard her thump to the floor and lay on the toilet.
Alucard's lips curled into a smile, "well, you can't die yet, you still have to give birth to my offspring. I cannot have my future children dieing out so soon."
A gargle and hiss could be heard as she fell from the side of the toilet to the cold tile floor, "damn you to hell, Alucard, now go away…I want to die in peace."
Alucard chuckled and scratched lightly at the door, "but Master…" His whimpering almost sounded dog like as he continued to scratch at the door.
Jade grumbled and threw the plunger at the door, "get lost, you mangy mutt! I won't have you torturing me when I feel this sick."
Alucard actually jumped when the plunger hit the door but he soon recovered and whimpered more, "buuuuuut masssster!"
Jade grumbled and crawled across the floor, "away with you, beast…urg…could you bring me something to settle my stomach?"
Alucard smiled and touched the door, "yes, I will, now don't move from that spot, would hate to have to hunt you down by smell!" He phased into the kitchen where Walter was cooking something that smelled rather nice. "Morning Walter, what are you making so early in the night?"
Walter looked over with a smile, "stew to settle the master's stomach, she sounded like she fell, is she alright?"
Alucard was sniffing the pot and had the large spoon tasting it, "yeah, she fell over after emptying her stomach this morning, I think the porcelain gods dislike her for the moment. She sent me after a stomach settler."
Walter smiled as he heard another thump that sounded like her getting up again, "pregnancy isn't being very nice to her is it? So how long is she?"
Alucard shrugged, "the doctor is going to tell us in a few days, well her, not me, since I am non-existent for the moment. She does have this unique almost delicious smell about her. Kind of makes me want to have a bite to drink."
Walter frowned and sighed, "that isn't a very good idea, Alucard and you know it, now take her stew to her before she comes looking for you." Walter shoved the bowl of stew at Alucard frowned a moment and looked to Walter. Walter arched a brow, "what is wrong, Alucard?"
"Could it be yours?" Alucard looked deathly serious now as he stared at Walter with almost a look of murder in his eyes.
Walter looked flabbergasted, "heaven's no! It definitely couldn't be mine, I doubt my…men even swim anymore let alone impregnate a woman. You are over thinking this, Alucard, now why don't you take the stew to Jade before she gets hungry or pukes again."
Alucard looked deathly serious still as he shoved the bowl to Walter, "I have to go somewhere, I will be back by sunrise."
Walter blinked and looked down at the stew before sighing loudly, "why, oh why, did I ever agree to do anything with that young girl?" He headed out and towards the stairs. He sighed closing his eyes as he walked, "I know for a fact he is the father, why is he getting his hackles all up?" He walked into Jade's room to find her in bed again with Alucard's pillow to her middle and lap.
"Where's Alucard?" Jade looked a little puzzled to see Walter as Walter sat the tray of stew and warm milk in front of her.
"He had a matter to tend to, enjoy your stew, I must be going to clean myself, is there anything else you need?" Walter bowed low.
Jade shook her head, "did he say when he would be back?"
"Sunrise, milady," Walter adjusted the towel over his arm.
Jade waved her hand, "alright, see you later then, Walter." Walter bowed out and headed back to the kitchen. Jade looked down at her meal and frowned. She suddenly wasn't all that hungry anymore. She sighed setting the tray aside and laying back on her bed with Alucard's pillow pressed to her face, "I wonder what I did to piss him off this time." She sat up slowly climbing from bed and walking into the office with Alucard's pillow still in hand. She sat down at her desk and laid the pillow in her lap as she put on her reading glasses. She started typing away at her laptop hugging the pillow to her chest.
Alucard phased into the room with the doctor in it nearly scaring the poor man to death, "DEAR LORD, Alucard, you must not scare a man like that! Is there something wrong?"
Alucard walked forward his eyes narrowed as he grabbed the doctor by his front and pulled out his jackal, "I want to know, who is the father of the child, NOW!"
The doctor blinked and stared at Alucard, "I cannot say, which test do you refer to? Ow, you are hurting me could you please put me down?"
Alucard growled and cocked the gun with his teeth, "Jade…test…now!"
The doctor blinked and stared grabbing at the papers on his desk, "we…we haven't tested it yet, but…I am sure…ten minutes and we can tell you…I…please…do not shoot, I will get a nurse to do the test now…no guns…needed." The doctor looked like he might wet himself as he struggled to get free of Alucard's grasp.
Alucard dropped him down into his chair again, "do it, now," Alucard seemed to be done with beating around the bush.
The doctor nodded quickly and got a nurse to run the test right that second. He kept looking back to Alucard who still had his gun out but seemed a little calmer. The doctor got back the test after only ten minutes like he said and offered the paper to Alucard, "here is the results, she is pregnant and the father is…"
(and this is the end of the chapter…yes, yes…hate…ducks and covers I…uh…sorry…kidding…killing bad!)
The doctor got back the test after only ten minutes like he said and offered the paper to Alucard, "here is the results, she is pregnant and the father is you…actually…oddly enough. I didn't know vampires could have children but the results don't lie. Now is there anything else you need Alucard?"
Alucard just stared at the paper. His gun now loosely in his hand as he had undeniable proof that he fathered a child. He didn't answer the man as he phased from the office and into Jade's who was still clacking away at her computer. She squeaked and clutched the pillow in her lap when he appeared but calmed quickly, "what you reading there?" Alucard said nothing as he walked forward and setting his gun on her desk. He ripped the pillow from her hands tossing it aside and yanked her from her chair. She blinked not understanding as he held her arm in one hand and this paper in the other. He sat down in her chair and pulled her down into his lap making her straddle his legs. He released her arm and laid his hand on her abs rubbing lightly. She started to close her eyes against the good feeling but shook her head, "why the hell are you yanking me and my stuff around like you own it?" Alucard just turned the paper so she could read it. His usual toothy grin filled his lips as he watched her read. She stared at the paper then him and back again, "wha…so…uh…I…uh…you…baby…uh…" Her face softened and she laid her head on his chest closing her eyes, "thank you for showing me."
Alucard hugged her and smiled, "not a problem, Master, not a problem." His gloved hands rubbing her back, "were you hugging my pillow?"
Jade sighed and chuckled, "way to ruin a tender moment, Alucard, way to go. Yes, now shut up so I can enjoy this moment."
"Yes, Master, your wish is my command," his toothy grin plastered well on his face.