Harry told Ron and Hermione everything the following morning.

"Ron, your making it snow," Hermione said grabbing Ron's wrist. Lavender saw this, poured petrol on Hermione and lit her on fire with her Harley Davidson zippo lighter. (I want one of them).

Later in the common room, Harry was going through the Half Blood Prince's potions book when he saw a spell captioned under the heading:

Do not use on anyone. Extremely violent. You'll be a total jackass to perform a spell like this. Ooooooh, A purple sheep bunny.

Harry memorized the spell. He was confused. Should he ask Ginny out or not? He wanted a Ferrari enzo so badly but it had nothing to do with his feelings for Ginny. He decided to write her a poem.

"Roses are blue, violets are red

Baby, screw the world, I just want you dead

You're the raindrop of love soaring in the sky

I hope you choke on your turkey on thanksgiving and die

I'd run a thousand miles for you

That's crap talk. I wouldn't even do that for my sexy shoe

So let's get it on before Doubldork dies (groan from readers)

If you say no, I'll pluck your pretty lil eyes."

"Perfect," thought Harry. He was playing hard to get.

After reading it, Harry put Tabasco on the letter and ate it (stupid dumb atom brain aint he?)

"Potter! What do you get if you added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?"

"Err.. the Draught Of Living Death."

"Crap. How did you know?" asked Sniped.

"Cuz you asked me like five years back," said Harry.

"WHAT??? Wait a min… this inst the philosopher's stone?" asked Sniped.

"Nope…. It's the Half Blood Prince."

"So why did Hermione set my robes on fire during the quidditch match?"

"Well mainly cuz she hates you. Also cuz we thought ure robes were the new Levi's ones that are impervious to everything."

"Interesting… anyway… I'm going.. you annoy me," said Sniped.

"Not what you said last night when you ……" said Harry.

"Ok Ok… heheheh…" blushed Sniped. He flew away on his sunglasses.

Harry went to the bathroom and say Palfoy and Myrtle flirting.

"Oh, Palfoy. You're the only one for me. There's no one else." said Myrtle.

"Not what you said last night when we…" - Harry.

"How did you get here?" asked an infuriated Palfoy.

"It's called walking."

"What's called walking?"

"IT'S called walking."

"IT?"

"Yes IT!!!"

"What about IT?"

"Lasagna with fried chicken."

"WTF??"

"Your fat."

"Gasp."

And so they started to duel.

"Sexy chocolata," said Harry. Palfoy's arm popped out and he became an exponential equation.

"Evil Coco Popsitis," said Palfoy. Harry became a KFC sub.

"STOP! STOP! Kruger you're ruining my story. You're a retard," said J.K.Rowling.

"Not what you said last night when you were.." Kruger

"Arrrrgh…. OK fine… Just shut up and finish the goddamn story."

"Sendsometempura," said Harry. Tempura and chicken wings sprouted everywhere from Palfoy.

Sniped appeared.

"Detention Potter!"

"But you have no proof that I did it," protested Harry

"I've read the book. What's the point of you going up and hiding your book in the Room Of Requirement?"

"You Suck!!" said the readers….

"Not what you said last night when we…."

"Yes yes we get it…"

So Harry went down to detention where he ate an egg. An hour later he went to the common room. As he entered, Ron beat him up with a baseball bat.

"We won the match!!! We won!! I'm so happy I can dance naked and sing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" while doing the salsa with my pillow," said Ron.

-----Silence----

"I won't though," said Ron.

"Why? After what you did last night, this shouldn't be a problem. Remember when you…'

"Err.. Shut up"

Ginny came up to Harry.

"Gin, I've wrote you a poem,"

"Go out with me and you won't regret it babe

Go out with me or else I'll cut you up with a blade

Go out with me and let us express our love

Go out with me or I'll shoot a dove

I'll make sure that you choke on the stupid bird

And that you never again say another word

Go out with me, baby, I fill you

Go out with me baby, or I'll kill you"

"Oh that's so romantic," said Ginny.

And so the two started going out.

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A/N:

Hey hey hey……. What be up all???? Sorry for the long wait… I'm just plain lazy…. I've finally turned 18 :D …………….. wohooooooooooo….. im legal…. Anyway…. Even though I have exams going on, I'm doing this….. anyway….. have fun reading … the good chapters are coming up…. Review away….

Kruger the cookie

The cook's key….. (WTF??????????)