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MidnaLovesLinktotheendoftime

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"Let's go already!" Ganondorf yelled over the crowd and into the store. The Links glared at him from where they were waiting in the long line to the cash register, each holding two pairs of lightsabers.

"What's taking them so long?" Vaati hissed, turning his attention away from the store exit and focusing on the nearby vendor. As with the other kingdoms, all the vendors were in a small blue moveable wagon-like structure. This vendor in particular was selling what looked like colored ice on a stick, which delighted the children but seemed to either make the adults either smile or look annoyed as the children ravenously opened the package it was held in and began eating.

"Hey! Ganondorf? What happened to 'Patience is a virtue?' You waited seven years once just for a chance at getting the Triforce! Couldn't you have waited two more minutes!?" Shadow Link yelled as he stormed out of the store, holding the two items clumsily in one hand and curling his other fist as if to strike Ganondorf.

"It was necessary to wait seven years for the Triforce. However, it was your fault that you took so long picking out those things! You should have been faster," Ganondorf yelled back.

"Stop bickering like old women fighting over a mirror! You were just complaining on how they were being slow! What are you doing now! Let's go already!" Midna yelled before storming off.

"Shut up…" They both shouted, only to notice that the rest of the group had followed Midna and left them surrounded by confused tourists.

"How do you use them, anyways?" Zelda asked Link they reached the plaza that the Muppets Show was located.

"One of the little kids nearby said that you pressed the red button and flick it," Link muttered. Zelda nodded and snatched one of the lightsabers from Link. After looking around the object, she found the button and pushed it downwards. With a triumphant smile, she flicked it. It came out, but she was stupid enough to flick it towards her face and whacked herself when the green blade came out. This sent the villains into a roaring laughter.

"Oh, be quiet," She hissed as she gave back the weapon and rubbing the bright red streak across her face. Her comment did little to stop their laughter, so she in turn grabbed Link by the ear and dragged him towards the line.

"Zelda, can't you take a joke? You do know its okay for people to laugh at you," Ganondorf snickered as the group caught up to the two inside the waiting area for the theater. This attraction used the infamous 'tripping' glasses.

"I guess you would know, since you have been defeated multiple times," Zelda retorted with a glare before looking back at those strange boxes on the wall. This time, there was something walking through the boxes. The creature had it had blue fur, a long hooked nose, and looked rather ragged.

"Is that… a muppet?" Midna said, staring at the thing, which by that time had noticed them all and was trying to make jokes, with disgust.

"Hey, that looks like the king of H…" Vaati started to exclaim, stopping short when he remembered who was nearby.

"King? Of what kingdom, may I ask?" Zelda asked dangerously, not even bothering to turn away from the multitude of screens.

"Uh, the Picori! Have you ever seen him, he's…" He hastily replied.

"Vaati, if I ever find you in Minish form, I will crush you under my heel," She hissed as the doors nearby opened and people began flooding into the theater.

"Heh, I wouldn't threaten any girl if I were you. How many are actually intimidated by a creature that is as large as an insect?" Ganondorf growled as Midna lead them through the throng.

"Well, at least I have multiple forms. You, on the other hand, turn into an overlarge pig," Vaati retorted as Midna led them to a row and they all sat down.

"Hey, did you notice that Muppets rhymes with puppets?" Midna asked Link, who was glaring at the glasses with mild contempt.

"…No, but what difference does that make? The show is starting," Link said.

"Hey, Link? You need to put on the glasses," Zelda whispered as she put her own on.

"No, I refuse. What do these do anyways? I can watch it without the glasses," Link protested, setting the glasses on his lap and crossing his arms stubbornly. Zelda shrugged and looked back to the opening screen.

"…Link, are you okay?" Zelda asked as they got into line to order food. The show was different; the people were animals given human-like features. The story was strange as well, about trying to find a bunny that runs away because he was stupid and makes other people such as Miss Piggy angry. Link, having not put on the glasses, was now holding his hands to his face and was only there because Midna had led him across the street to the restaurant named Pizza Planet.

"Here, I'll help him," Shadow Link said.

"Really?" Zelda said in surprise. Shadow Link smiled, and then smashed his heel into Link's foot. Link groaned and jumped on one foot, holding that instead of his face.

"Nice one!" Ganondorf cheered.

"Why did you do that?" Zelda yelped as she watched Link hop around frantically before falling over.

"What's that tone of voice? Can't you see that I helped him? He no longer feels pain in his eyes, because now he is focused on his foot!" Shadow Link replied. Zelda shook her head and walked over to lead poor Link to a table.

"So, where should we go next?" Vaati said as he waved his hand over a plate before snatching the piece of pizza from Ganondorf's plate. The Gerudo was distracted by the flashing lights from downstairs and didn't notice that his food was solely being stolen.

"Well, I think there is a show nearby. How about seeing that?" Zelda said as she laid out the map on the table.

"Backlot Tours?" Link, who had by then recovered mostly from the show and was squinting at the map.

"No, I mean Lights, Motors, Action,"