A/N: Modern AU, the Les Amis have discovered fanfiction.

"Well," this is awkward, Combeferre said, scanning through a particular piece.

"This doesn't make any sense!" Enjolras sighed. "I mean, we're fighting a revolution and we're partying and having fun?! This is completely off of what we're doing, I mean, it doesn't even make sense anymore!"

"No one wants to listen to countless tales about the barricades and preparing for revolution and then eventually dying. This is more fun," Grantaire said.

Enjolras sighed, "can I remind you all that I'm a revolutionary leader who's not attracted to anyone…except possibly Grantaire…but that's it, I swear!...and maybe Éponine's cute…but no one else!"

"EVERYONE LOVES ME!" Courfeyrac yelled, happily.

"Speaking of which, my life isn't terrible. Yeah, I am poor and my father's a con artist, but I don't get raped daily!" Éponine said.

"And most of us flirt and sleep with women," Bahorel said.

"Why am I paired with Courfeyrac all the time?" Jehan asked. "I mean…he's nice…but I don't think it could work out."

Enjolras sighed, "I am not a womanizer," he said to his computer screen.

"I feel as if I'm too optimistic," Grantaire frowned.

"Well, that escalated quickly," Bossuet said as he read a story.

"Hey, these people ship me with Marius!" Éponine punched the air, triumphant.

"Why am I paired with strange people at some points?" Cosette asked Éponine weakly. Cosette's face paled. "My father should not read this with him and Javert."

"Okay, these people are a little too creative," Jehan said.

"There's no way to stop it," Enjolras looked terrified.

"Looks like it's just going to continue and continue," Bahorel said.

"Can someone write a E/R fanfiction that's hilarious and awesome and romantic?" Grantaire asked.

"Don't encourage them," Enjolras scowled.

"Ooooh write a story about me winning Marius's heart!" Eponine cried out. "And stop pairing me with Enjolras please?"

"Can I just pop in everywhere at random points?" Courfeyrac asked.

"Can I actually arrest them?" Javert popped up.

"IIIIIIITTTTT'SSSSSS JJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAVVVVVVVWEEEERRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT! Gavroche screamed.

"Arrest him!" Enjolras yelled.

"I am not mocked!" Javert frowned. He then looked at the fanfiction and left quickly.

"Let's go," Enjolras muttered.

Joly grinned, "Can we reenact the fanfiction? Please?"

All of Les Amis grinned. They picked out a random piece and got to work.